Rocco, Cabaretti Caterer

WRG
Commander 👑Paper 🎴Placement: 19Record: 0-3-1
Player:Zakk Welter
Tournament:Turbulent Games Febuary Bronze/Silver
Date:2026-02-28

Art by Chris Seaman

Decklist (110)

$13,344.19+

Commander

(1)

$0.39

1

Rocco, Cabaretti Caterer

XRGW

$0.39

Creature

(49)

$1,562.73

1

Ancestral Hot Dog Minotaur

$0.36

1

Eldrazi Guacamole Tightrope

$4.71

1

Misunderstood Trapeze Elf

$7.36

1

Narrow-Minded Baloney Fireworks

$0.59

1

Phyrexian Midway Bamboozle

$3.43

1

Playable Delusionary Hydra

$2.89

1

Unassuming Gelatinous Serpent

$0.35

1

Unglued Pea-Brained Dinosaur

$0.49

1

Unsanctioned Ancient Juggler

$1.13

1

Wrinkly Monkey Shenanigans

$0.20

1

Avacyn's Pilgrim

G

$0.41

1

Birds of Paradise

G

$13.61

1

Delighted Halfling

G

$81.80

1

Elvish Mystic

G

$1.53

1

Esper Sentinel

W

$86.12

1

Orcish Lumberjack

R

$0.82

1

Phyrexian Dreadnought

1

$270.17

1

Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer

R

$84.22

1

Tinder Wall

G

$106.49

1

Wirewood Symbiote

G

$0.32

1

Badgermole Cub

1G

$48.90

1

Bloom Tender

1G

$13.96

1

Drannith Magistrate

GC1W

$15.52

1

Grand Abolisher

WW

$19.68

1

Hexing Squelcher

1R

$23.15

1

Ruby, Daring Tracker

RG

$0.33

1

Voice of Victory

1W

$20.64

1

Elvish Spirit Guide

2G

$3.29

1

Enduring Vitality

1GG

$17.53

1

Faeburrow Elder

1GW

$0.60

1

Fallaji Wayfarer

2G

$3.32

1

Formidable Speaker

2G

$8.33

1

Imperial Recruiter

2R

$18.06

1

Kirol, Attentive First-Year

1RWRW

$0.40

1

Ranger-Captain of Eos

1WW

$39.03

1

Simian Spirit Guide

2R

$25.94

1

Squee, the Immortal

1RR

$1.43

1

The Jolly Balloon Man

1RW

$1.08

1

Village Bell-Ringer

2W

$0.34

1

_____ Goblin

2R

$4.97

1

Academy Rector

3W

$513.52

1

Arena Rector

3W

$17.50

1

Felidar Guardian

3W

$2.28

1

Roaming Throne

4

$56.38

1

Sowing Mycospawn

3G

$2.27

1

Treasonous Ogre

3R

$20.57

1

Coercive Recruiter

4R

$0.30

1

Karmic Guide

3WW

$0.61

1

Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker

2RRR

$15.80

Planeswalker

(2)

$26.55

1

Tezzeret, Cruel Captain

3

$25.77

1

Vivien on the Hunt

4GG

$0.78

Instant

(9)

$139.29

1

Crop Rotation

GCG

$3.85

1

Lightning Bolt

R

$1.89

1

Orim's Chant

W

$7.21

1

Silence

W

$9.25

1

Veil of Summer

G

$4.79

1

Final Fortune

RR

$92.21

1

Chord of Calling

XGGG

$7.45

1

Seething Song

2R

$10.99

1

Pyrokinesis

4RR

$1.65

Sorcery

(9)

$188.82

1

Gamble

GCR

$17.88

1

Infernal Plunge

R

$34.80

1

Metamorphosis

G

$12.56

1

Rite of Flame

R

$13.83

1

Strike It Rich

R

$6.03

1

Finale of Devastation

XGG

$50.45

1

Nature's Rhythm

XGG

$6.43

1

Eldritch Evolution

1GG

$5.20

1

Jeska's Will

GC2R

$41.64

Artifact

(9)

$5,981.93

1

Chrome Mox

GC0

$214.68

1

Lion's Eye Diamond

GC0

$809.21

1

Lotus Petal

0

$148.79

1

Mox Diamond

GC0

$1,119.70

1

Mana Vault

GC1

$157.33

1

Peter Parker's Camera

1

$1.42

1

Sol Ring

1

$1.99

1

Grim Monolith

GC2

$3,483.66

1

Birthing Pod

3GP

$45.15

Enchantment

(2)

$54.37

1

Deafening Silence

W

$4.65

1

Food Chain

2G

$49.72

Land

(29)

$5,390.11+

1

Ancient Tomb

GC

$127.87

1

Arid Mesa

$36.58

1

Bloodstained Mire

$20.58

1

Boseiju, Who Endures

$53.69

1

Cavern of Souls

$54.03

1

City of Brass

$120.97

1

City of Traitors

$553.14

1

Command Tower

$0.34

1

Dryad Arbor

$3.51

1

Flooded Strand

$17.33

1

Gaea's Cradle

GC

$1,649.66

1

Gemstone Caverns

$64.78

1

Lazotep Quarry

$22.97

1

Mana Confluence

$35.32

1

Marsh Flats

$37.92

1

Misty Rainforest

$43.66

1

Plateau

---

1

Sacred Foundry

$11.68

1

Savannah

---

1

Scalding Tarn

$42.32

1

Starting Town

$17.28

1

Stomping Ground

$8.20

1

Taiga

$1,990.00

1

Tarnished Citadel

$358.81

1

Temple Garden

$7.05

1

Urza's Saga

$42.71

1

Verdant Catacombs

$36.94

1

Windswept Heath

$12.98

1

Wooded Foothills

$19.79

Tokens (6)

$5.47+

1

Treasure

Created by

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1

Construct

Created by

$5.47

1

Copy

Created by

---

1

Rhino Warrior

Created by

---

1

Tezzeret, Cruel Captain Emblem

Created by

---

1

Warrior

Created by

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Mana Spectrum

Card Types

Creature41 cards (37%)
Land29 cards (26%)
Artifact12 cards (11%)
Instant9 cards (8%)
Sorcery9 cards (8%)
Enchantment4 cards (4%)
Planeswalker2 cards (2%)

Mana Curve

Average mana value (nonlands): 1.99