David Auden Nash

"See?! That's why you always burn the bodies."
—Rip, spawn hunter

Come Back Wrong

Destroy target creature. If a creature card is put into a graveyard this way, return it to the battlefield under your control. Sacrifice it at the beginning of your next end step.

It had heard monsters were supposed to hide under beds, and it did its best.

Bedhead Beastie

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
Mountaincycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for a Mountain card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

To most, a terrifying apparition. To a necro-alchemist, a potent fuel source.

Alchemist's Retrieval

Cleave {1}{U} (You may cast this spell for its cleave cost. If you do, remove the words in square brackets.)
Return target nonland permanent [you control] to its owner's hand.

Cunning Coyote

Haste
When Cunning Coyote enters the battlefield, another target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains haste until end of turn.
Plot {1}{R} (You may pay {1}{R} and exile this card from your hand. Cast it as a sorcery on a later turn without paying its mana cost. Plot only as a sorcery.)

Haste
When Cunning Coyote enters, another target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains haste until end of turn.
Plot {1}{R} (You may pay {1}{R} and exile this card from your hand. Cast it as a sorcery on a later turn without paying its mana cost. Plot only as a sorcery.)

"Chasing the roadrunner"
—Omenport slang for wasting energy on impossible pursuits

Resilient Roadrunner

Haste, protection from Coyotes
{3}: Resilient Roadrunner can't be blocked this turn except by creatures with haste.

The key is to slay it before it sprouts so many heads that your fear outpaces your greed.

Goldvein Hydra

Vigilance, trample, haste
Goldvein Hydra enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it.
When Goldvein Hydra dies, create a number of tapped Treasure tokens equal to its power.

Vigilance, trample, haste
Goldvein Hydra enters with X +1/+1 counters on it.
When Goldvein Hydra dies, create a number of tapped Treasure tokens equal to its power.

Trash the Town

Spree (Choose one or more additional costs.)
+ {2} — Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature.
+ {1} — Target creature gains trample until end of turn.
+ {1} — Until end of turn, target creature gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw two cards."

"You'd best keep yourself out of my sights."

Taii Wakeen, Perfect Shot

Whenever a source you control deals noncombat damage to a creature equal to that creature's toughness, draw a card.
{X}, {T}: If a source you control would deal noncombat damage to a permanent or player this turn, it deals that much damage plus X instead.

Visage of Dread // Dread Osseosaur

When Visage of Dread enters, target opponent reveals their hand. You choose an artifact or creature card from it. That player discards that card.
Craft with two creatures {5}{B} ({5}{B}, Exile this artifact, Exile the two from among creatures you control and/or creature cards in your graveyard: Return this card transformed under its owner's control. Craft only as a sorcery.)

The Fourth Doctor

You may look at the top card of your library any time.
Would You Like A...? — Once each turn, you may play a historic land or cast a historic spell from the top of your library. When you do, create a Food token. (Artifacts, legendaries, and Sagas are historic.)

Bessie, the Doctor's Roadster

Haste
Whenever Bessie attacks, another target legendary creature can't be blocked this turn.
Crew 2 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 2 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Kerblam! Warehouse

Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token.
Whenever chaos ensues, until your next turn, noncreature artifacts you control gain "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, this artifact deals 3 damage to any target."

"My flesh is an affront to existence? Come say that to my fist, you bloated rust bucket."
—Koko, Riveteers welder

Scrappy Bruiser

Whenever Scrappy Bruiser attacks, up to one target attacking creature gets +2/+0 and gains trample until end of turn. Return that creature to its owner's hand at end of combat. (Return it only if it's on the battlefield.)

Freed from the Underworld, the World Eater resumed his endless feast with reckless enthusiasm.

Polukranos Reborn // Polukranos, Engine of Ruin

Reach
{6}{PW}: Transform Polukranos Reborn. Activate only as a sorcery. ({PW} can be paid with either {W} or 2 life.)

Reach
{6}{W/P}: Transform Polukranos Reborn. Activate only as a sorcery. ({W/P} can be paid with either {W} or 2 life.)

"Witness the glory of true, unwavering unity."
—Ajani

Plated Onslaught

Affinity for artifacts (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each artifact you control.)
Creatures you control get +2/+1 until end of turn.

Wing Commando

Flying
Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)

Hostile Negotiations

Exile the top three cards of your library in a face-down pile, then exile the top three cards of your library in another face-down pile. Look at the cards in each pile, then turn a pile of your choice face up. An opponent chooses one of those piles. Put that pile into your hand and the other into your graveyard. You lose 3 life.

As retaliation for the Warlord's ambush at the peace summit, Mishra leveled Yotia's capital city.

The Fall of Kroog

Choose target opponent. Destroy target land that player controls. The Fall of Kroog deals 3 damage to that player and 1 damage to each creature they control.

Its shriek is unintelligible, but armored bulkheads seem to understand the intent well enough.

Screamer-Killer

Trample
Bio-Plasmic Scream — Whenever you cast a creature spell with mana value 5 or greater, Screamer-Killer deals 5 damage to any target.

Charged with psychic energy, the melee weapons of the Tyranid are far more than bone and chitin.

Bone Sabres

Whenever equipped creature attacks, put four +1/+1 counters on it.
Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

"The most delicious ingredients are often the most dangerous to obtain."
—Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar, *The Underworld Cookbook*

Thrill of Possibility

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card.
Draw two cards.

Tiamat's Fanatics

Haste
Myriad (Whenever this creature attacks, for each opponent other than defending player, you may create a token that's a copy of this creature that's tapped and attacking that player or a planeswalker they control. Exile the tokens at end of combat.)

Haste
Myriad (Whenever this creature attacks, for each opponent other than defending player, you may create a token copy that's tapped and attacking that player or a planeswalker they control. Exile the tokens at end of combat.)

"My streets, my rules. You picked the wrong neighborhood for a fight."

Upriser Renegade

Upriser Renegade gets +2/+0 for each other modified creature you control. (Equipment, Auras you control, and counters are modifications.)

Reito Sentinel

Defender
When Reito Sentinel enters, target player mills three cards. (They put the top three cards of their library into their graveyard.)
{3}: Put target card from a graveyard on the bottom of its owner's library.

Walking Skyscraper

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each modified creature you control. (Equipment, Auras you control, and counters are modifications.)
Trample
Walking Skyscraper has hexproof as long as it's untapped. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

The villagers pored through the old storybook, hoping that one of the tales within might hold some clue to saving the fading sun.

Mysterious Tome // Chilling Chronicle

{2}, {T}: Draw a card. Transform Mysterious Tome.

Nothing remained but a few drifting embers and the smell of smoldering hair.

Burn the Accursed

Burn the Accursed deals 5 damage to target creature and 2 damage to that creature's controller. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.

Hallowed Haunting

As long as you control seven or more enchantments, creatures you control have flying and vigilance.
Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, create a white Spirit Cleric creature token with "This creature's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Spirits you control."

"Don't look at me like that. It was either this or being eaten by a groff."
—Dina, Witherbloom mage-student

Unwilling Ingredient

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
{2}{B}, Exile Unwilling Ingredient from your graveyard: You draw a card and you lose 1 life.

"I've got a special treat for you today."

Tend the Pests

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature.
Create X 1/1 black and green Pest creature tokens with "When this creature dies, you gain 1 life," where X is the sacrificed creature's power.

Housemeld

Exile target creature. The exiled card perpetually becomes an enchantment. Then put it onto the battlefield under your control. (It loses all other card types.)

Gilded Ambusher

Whenever Gilded Ambusher attacks, you may sacrifice another nonland permanent. When you do, each opponent exiles a nonland, nontoken permanent they control and a random nonland card from their library, then Gilded Ambusher deals damage to them equal to the total mana value of the cards exiled this way.

Bedhead Beastie // Bedhead Beastie

Food

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.

The Fall of Kroog // The Fall of Kroog

Phyrexian

Powerstone

{T}: Add {C}. This mana can't be spent to cast a nonartifact spell.

Warriors of Tiamat

Haste, double team (When this creature attacks, conjure a duplicate into your hand, then both of them perpetually lose double team.)

Frenzied Geistblaster

Prowess
When Frenzied Geistblaster enters the battlefield, if there are twenty or more instant and/or sorcery cards among cards in your graveyard, hand, and library, you may discard a card. If you do, seek an instant or sorcery card.

Prowess
When Frenzied Geistblaster enters, if there are twenty or more instant and/or sorcery cards among cards in your graveyard, hand, and library, you may discard a card. If you do, seek an instant or sorcery card.