Dire Flail // Dire Blunderbuss [LCI]

Dire Flail

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+0.Equip Craft with artifact (, Exile this artifact, Exile another artifact you control or an artifact card from your graveyard: Return this card transformed under its owner's control. Craft only as a sorcery.)

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has "Whenever this creature attacks, you may sacrifice an artifact other than Dire Blunderbuss. When you do, this creature deals damage equal to its power to target creature."Equip

"Thought you were out of my skull-bashin' range, didn't you?"