"Garl, adjust the slurry dispensers. Garl, fetch more corpses. Garl, quit crying and give me your brain tissue. If he doesn't stop being so rude, I'm quitting."

„Garl, stell den Schlammapparat neu ein. Garl, hol mir mehr Leichen. Garl, hör auf zu flennen und gib mir dein Hirngewebe. Wenn er weiter so gemein zu mir ist, dann kündige ich."

Irrer Assistent

« Garl, ajuste les distributeurs de gruau. Garl, va me chercher d'autres cadavres. Garl, cesse de pleurnicher et donne-moi un bout de ta cervelle. S'il ne commence pas à être plus poli, je vais me barrer. »

Assistant dément

「ガルー、懸濁液の容器を調整してくれ。ガルー、もっと多くの死体を取ってこい。ガルー、泣くのは止めてお前の脳組織をよこせ。こんな横暴を止めないなら、辞めますからね。」

錯乱した助手

{T}, カード１枚を切削する：{C}を加える。

「嘎耳，把泥浆机调一下。嘎耳，再搬几具尸体来。嘎耳，别哭了，把你的脑组织给我。如果他一直这么粗鲁，我就不干了。」

狂乱助手

Deranged Assistant

{T}, Mill a card: Add {C}. (To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)

Innistrad Remastered

Commander Masters

Double Masters 2022

Commander Legends

Ultimate Masters

{T}, Put the top card of your library into your graveyard: Add {C}.

Once Deranged Assistant’s ability has been activated, it can’t be reversed for any reason. If you activate it while casting a spell and discover you can’t produce enough mana to pay that spell’s costs, the spell is reversed. The spell returns to whatever zone you were casting it from. You may reverse other mana abilities you activated while casting the spell, but Deranged Assistant’s ability can’t be reversed. You’ll still have any mana the ability produced, and the milled card will still be in your graveyard.