Jeremy Jarvis

Mosswort Bridge

Hideaway 4 (When this land enters, look at the top four cards of your library, exile one face down, then put the rest on the bottom in a random order.)
Mosswort Bridge enters tapped.
{T}: Add {G}.
{G}, {T}: You may play the exiled card without paying its mana cost if creatures you control have total power 10 or greater.

Viridian Longbow

Equipped creature has "{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target."
Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery. This card enters unattached and stays on the battlefield if the creature leaves.)

After lightning struck the cliffs, the ore became iron, the iron became steel, and the steel became greaves. The lightning never left.

Lightning Greaves

Equipped creature has haste and shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.)
Equip {0}

Built to shuttle goods from the river, it took off one day carrying a cauldron of dyes.

Scuttlemutt

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{T}: Target creature becomes the color or colors of your choice until end of turn.

Rakdos Guildmage

{3}{B}, Discard a card: Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn.
{3}{R}: Create a 2/1 red Goblin creature token with haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.

({B/R} can be paid with either {B} or {R}.)
{3}{B}, Discard a card: Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn.
{3}{R}: Create a 2/1 red Goblin creature token with haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.

Dauntless Dourbark

Dauntless Dourbark's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Forests you control plus the number of Treefolk you control.
Dauntless Dourbark has trample as long as you control another Treefolk.

"A crafter must imbue her weapon with part of her soul—something the Phyrexians are incapable of doing."
—Melira

Loxodon Warhammer

Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has trample and lifelink.
Equip {3}

Galepowder Mage

Flying
Whenever Galepowder Mage attacks, exile another target creature. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.

To save this plane, he must forsake all others.

Teferi, Mage of Zhalfir

Flash
Creature cards you own that aren't on the battlefield have flash.
Each opponent can cast spells only any time they could cast a sorcery.

Walk the Aeons

Buyback—
Sacrifice three Islands. (You may sacrifice three Islands in addition to any other costs as you cast this spell. If you do, put this card into your hand as it resolves.)
Target player takes an extra turn after this one.

Buyback—Sacrifice three Islands. (You may sacrifice three Islands in addition to any other costs as you cast this spell. If you do, put this card into your hand as it resolves.)
Target player takes an extra turn after this one.

"Learn to burn!"
—Institute of Arcane Studies motto

Prodigal Pyromancer

{T}: Prodigal Pyromancer deals 1 damage to any target.

She doesn't escort the dead to the afterlife, but instead raises them to fight and die again.

Adarkar Valkyrie

Flying, vigilance
{T}: When target creature other than Adarkar Valkyrie dies this turn, return that card to the battlefield under your control.

An elvish duel is a thing of beauty: the warriors' grace, the crash of steel, then the artful spray of blood.

Prowess of the Fair

Whenever another nontoken Elf is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may create a 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature token.

When it awoke, the worms of the earth hissed in a chorus of beckoning.

Yore-Tiller Nephilim

Whenever Yore-Tiller Nephilim attacks, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped and attacking.

Dwell longest on the thoughts that shine brightest.

Sift

When the task spilled over into undeath, he stopped calling it his life's work.

Ad Nauseam

Reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to its converted mana cost. You may repeat this process any number of times.

Reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to its mana value. You may repeat this process any number of times.

Studying the journals of the necromage Nevinyrral leaves disciples gripped with the urge to exercise his draconian judgment.

Magus of the Disk

Magus of the Disk enters the battlefield tapped.
{1}, {T}: Destroy all artifacts, creatures, and enchantments.

Magus of the Disk enters tapped.
{1}, {T}: Destroy all artifacts, creatures, and enchantments.

Its students graduate the school and enter history.

Minamo, School at Water's Edge

{T}: Add {U}.
{U}, {T}: Untap target legendary permanent.

Worse than the years of aging was the burden of memory. The young monk lost his youth and gained a vicarious lifetime of hardship and woe.

Reverse the Sands

Redistribute any number of players' life totals. (Each of those players gets one life total back.)

Masters of the arcane savor a delicious irony. Their study of deep and complex arcana leads to such a simple end: the ability to say merely yes or no.

Negate

Island

May your weapon be no sword forged. May your armor be no metal wrought.
—Elvish saying

Might of Oaks

Target creature gets +7/+7 until end of turn.

As the shards merged, relics once thought mundane regained forgotten powers.

Manaforce Mace

Domain Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each basic land type among lands you control.
Equip {3}

Domain — Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each basic land type among lands you control.
Equip {3}

Obelisk of Alara

{1}{W}, {T}: You gain 5 life.
{1}{U}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
{1}{B}, {T}: Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn.
{1}{R}, {T}: Obelisk of Alara deals 3 damage to target player.
{1}{G}, {T}: Target creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn.

{1}{W}, {T}: You gain 5 life.
{1}{U}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
{1}{B}, {T}: Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn.
{1}{R}, {T}: Obelisk of Alara deals 3 damage to target player or planeswalker.
{1}{G}, {T}: Target creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn.

Mossbridge Troll

If Mossbridge Troll would be destroyed, regenerate it.
Tap any number of untapped creatures you control other than Mossbridge Troll with total power 10 or greater: Mossbridge Troll gets +20/+20 until end of turn.

Mournwhelk

When Mournwhelk comes into play, target player discards two cards.
Evoke {3}{B} (You may play this spell for its evoke cost. If you do, it's sacrificed when it comes into play.)

When Mournwhelk enters, target player discards two cards.
Evoke {3}{B} (You may cast this spell for its evoke cost. If you do, it's sacrificed when it enters.)

Plagiarize

Until end of turn, if target player would draw a card, instead that player skips that draw and you draw a card.

"I hope it's true that every snowflake is unique, because I never want to see one like this again. Now clean up that body."
—Thangbrand Gyrdsson, Kjeldoran patrol

Deathmark

"A touch of vine sap in the blood, and the flesh knits as quickly as new roots twining."
—Freyalise

Regeneration

Enchant creature (Target a creature as you cast this. This card enters attached to that creature.)
{G}: Regenerate enchanted creature. (The next time that creature would be destroyed this turn, it isn't. Instead tap it, remove all damage from it, and remove it from combat.)

Divine Congregation

You gain 2 life for each creature target player controls.
Suspend 5—{1}{W} (Rather than play this card from your hand, you may pay {1}{W} and remove it from the game with five time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter. When you remove the last, play it without paying its mana cost.)

You gain 2 life for each creature target player controls.
Suspend 5—{1}{W} (Rather than cast this card from your hand, you may pay {1}{W} and exile it with five time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter. When the last is removed, you may cast it without paying its mana cost.)

Liege of the Pit

Flying, trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature other than Liege of the Pit. If you can't, Liege of the Pit deals 7 damage to you.
Morph {B}{B}{B}{B} (You may play this face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)

Flying, trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature other than Liege of the Pit. If you can't, Liege of the Pit deals 7 damage to you.
Morph {B}{B}{B}{B} (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)

Plague-induced dreams became real as they swirled above Krov, mingling with the magical residue of the World Spell.

Krovikan Mist

Flying
Krovikan Mist's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Illusions in play.

Flying
Krovikan Mist's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Illusions on the battlefield.

"I call them 'Poke' and 'Prod.'"
—Chagrach, Rakdos cursemage

Nettling Curse

Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature attacks or blocks, its controller loses 3 life.
{1}{R}: Enchanted creature attacks this turn if able.

"Show them to Razia and then to the Azorius sky marshals. We could create a fine bidding war—enough to fund the final stages of Project Kraj."
—Momir Vig

Assault Zeppelid

Izzet brains and Izzet boilers: contents under pressure.

Cerebral Vortex

Target player draws two cards, then Cerebral Vortex deals damage to that player equal to the number of cards he or she has drawn this turn.

Target player draws two cards, then Cerebral Vortex deals damage to that player equal to the number of cards they've drawn this turn.

Sins of the Past

Until end of turn, you may play target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard without paying its mana cost. If that card would be put into your graveyard this turn, remove it from the game instead. Remove Sins of the Past from the game.

Until end of turn, you may cast target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard without paying its mana cost. If that spell would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead. Exile Sins of the Past.

Shinen of Stars' Light

First strike
Channel {1}{W}, Discard Shinen of Stars' Light: Target creature gains first strike until end of turn.

First strike
Channel — {1}{W}, Discard Shinen of Stars' Light: Target creature gains first strike until end of turn.

Endless Swarm

Put a 1/1 green Snake creature token into play for each card in your hand.
Epic (For the rest of the game, you can't play spells. At the beginning of each of your upkeeps, copy this spell except for its epic ability.)

Create a 1/1 green Snake creature token for each card in your hand.
Epic (For the rest of the game, you can't cast spells. At the beginning of each of your upkeeps, copy this spell except for its epic ability.)

Molting Skin

Return Molting Skin to its owner's hand: Regenerate target creature.

Each generation, a handful of Auriok girls are allowed to visit the Cave of Light. They return riding the wind and brandishing steel.

Auriok Windwalker

Flying
{T}: Attach target Equipment you control to target creature you control.

To look into its light is to meet the gaze of history.

Beacon of Tomorrows

Target player takes an extra turn after this one. Shuffle Beacon of Tomorrows into its owner's library.

Psychic Overload

When Psychic Overload comes into play, tap enchanted permanent.
Enchanted permanent doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
Enchanted permanent has "Discard two artifact cards from your hand: Untap this permanent."

Enchant permanent
When Psychic Overload enters, tap enchanted permanent.
Enchanted permanent doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
Enchanted permanent has "Discard two artifact cards: Untap this permanent."

The same devices sold as surgeons' tools in Lumengrid are sold as implements of torture in Mephidross.

Psychogenic Probe

Whenever a spell or ability causes a player to shuffle his or her library, Psychogenic Probe deals 2 damage to him or her.

Whenever a spell or ability causes a player to shuffle their library, Psychogenic Probe deals 2 damage to that player.

The golden rule of revenge: Do unto others what they tried to do unto you.

Deflection

Change the target of target spell with a single target.

Gleancrawler

Trample
At the beginning of your end step, return to your hand all creature cards in your graveyard that were put there from the battlefield this turn.

({B/G} can be paid with either {B} or {G}.)
Trample
At the beginning of your end step, return to your hand all creature cards in your graveyard that were put there from the battlefield this turn.

Who wants to see a picture of a big hairy ass?

Assquatch

Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½.
Whenever another Donkey comes into play, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.

Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½.
Whenever another Donkey enters, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.

She was winning the Dominarian "Are You Hot?" competition until disaster struck during the wet T-shirt round.

Red-Hot Hottie

Whenever Red-Hot Hottie deals damage to a creature, put a third-degree-burn counter on that creature. It has "At the end of each turn, sacrifice this creature unless you scream ‘
Aaah' at the top of your lungs."

Whenever Red-Hot Hottie deals damage to a creature, put a third-degree-burn counter on that creature. It gains "At the beginning of each end step, sacrifice this creature unless you scream 'Aaah!' at the top of your lungs."

Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, *don't* eat the delicious cards.

Fat Ass

Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Food is in your mouth and you're chewing, licking, sucking, or swallowing it.)

Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)