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Chaos Orb

{1}, {T}: If this artifact is on the battlefield, flip it onto the battlefield from a height of at least one foot. If this artifact turns over completely at least once during the flip, destroy all nontoken permanents it touches. Then destroy this artifact.

Black Lotus

{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add three mana of any one color.

"Expect my visit when the darkness comes. The night I think is best for hiding all." —Ouallada

Juzám Djinn

At the beginning of your upkeep, this creature deals 1 damage to you.

"Know your foes' strengths as well as their weaknesses."
—Arcum Dagsson, Soldevi Machinist

Jester's Cap

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search target player's library for three cards and exile them. Then that player shuffles.

While it's true most dragons are cruel, the Shivan dragon seems to take particular glee in the misery of others, often tormenting its victims much like a cat plays with a mouse before delivering the final blow.

Shivan Dragon

Flying
{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

The Minotaurs of the Hurloon Mountains are known for their love of battle. They are also known for their hymns to the dead, sung for friend and foe alike. These hymns can last for days, filling the mountain valleys with their low, haunting sounds.

Hurloon Minotaur

Born with wings of light and a sword of faith, this heavenly incarnation embodies both fury and purity.

Serra Angel

Flying
Vigilance (Attacking doesn't cause this creature to tap.)

Incoming!

Each player searches their library for any number of artifact, creature, enchantment, and/or land cards, puts them onto the battlefield, then shuffles.

Thorn Elemental

You may have this creature assign its combat damage as though it weren't blocked.