Unsanctioned

Strategy, Schmategy

Roll a six-sided die. Strategy, Schmategy has the indicated effect.
1 — Do nothing.
2 — Destroy all artifacts.
3 — Destroy all lands.
4 — Strategy, Schmategy deals 3 damage to each creature and each player.
5 — Each player discards their hand and draws seven cards.
6 — Repeat this process two more times.

Unglued

Roll a six-sided die for Strategy, Schmategy. On a 1, Strategy, Schmategy has no effect. Otherwise, it has one of the following effects.
2 Destroy all artifacts.
3 Destroy all lands.
4 Strategy, Schmategy deals 3 damage to each creature and player.
5 Each player discards his or her hand and draws seven cards.
6 Roll the die two more times.