"The ship spinning out of control was spot-on, but no one shouting, 'Nebula! You fell asleep again!' or openly weeping? Too unrealistic."
—Captain Rex Nebula

Unfinity

Spinny Ride

Visit — Tap target creature an opponent controls.

"Expect to be out of commission for about a week. It's awesome."
—*Salzon's Ride Review*

Located on the opposite side of the park from the food court, for obvious reasons.

There's no such thing as upside down in space. Put another way, there are infinite upside downs in space.

"If a species will pay to be moved in a circle, I will find a way to let it."
—Myra the Magnificent

The maximum recommended speed warning system snapped off years ago, but they hadn't encountered problems yet.