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Modern Horizons 3 Commander

Siege-Gang Lieutenant

Lieutenant — At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control your commander, create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens. Those tokens gain haste until end of turn.
{2}, Sacrifice a Goblin: Siege-Gang Lieutenant deals 1 damage to any target.

Lieutenant — At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control your commander, create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens. Those tokens gain haste until end of turn.
{2}, Sacrifice a Goblin: This creature deals 1 damage to any target.