"Whew. For a minute, I thought I'd forgotten the garlic press."

Unstable

Knight of the Kitchen Sink

First strike, protection from black borders (Nothing with a black border can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)

"Whew. For a minute, I thought I'd forgotten the gravy boat."

First strike, protection from even collector numbers (Nothing with an even collector number can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)

"Whew. For a minute, I thought I'd forgotten the juicer."

First strike, protection from loose lips (Nothing with an open mouth in its artwork can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)

"Whew. For a minute, I thought I'd forgotten the melon baller."

First strike, protection from odd collector numbers (Nothing with an odd collector number can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)

"Whew. For a minute, I thought I'd forgotten the olive forks."

First strike, protection from two-word names (Nothing with exactly two words in its name can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature. Hyphenated words are one word.)

"Whew. For a minute, I thought I'd forgotten the tea cozy."

First strike, protection from watermarks (Nothing with a watermark can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)