The only ride that's never failed a safety inspection.

Unfinity

Kiddie Coaster

Visit — Creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.

The only ride not explicitly mentioned in the Astrotorium waiver.

There's something truly thrilling about moving so slowly.

"The calming motion of this grubling's ride reminds me of my world's beauty before this mobile astropark obliterated it."
—Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop

"The coaster was so gentle, I was able to write my review while I was still on it."
—*Salzon's Ride Review*

"The ride is clearly inspired by the Kolaghan clan's reign on Tarkir which makes the use of Ojutai's scale pattern on the seats very disappointing."
—Vorthos, Steward of Myth