"Sir, this may be the information booth, but I cannot answer ontological questions. It would be arrogant to assume I could describe the true nature of reality. Also there's a line."

Unfinity

Information Booth

Since the majority of the park's business model is based around aimless wandering, this is not where Myra stations her best people.

"When I arrived, I was looking for the costume shop. But when I left, I'd learned what I was really looking for: myself. Five stars."
—*Salzon's Ride Review*

The information booth can answer over thirty-seven billion questions. Half the guests ask where the bathroom is.