"Sorry to keep you waiting. It's me! I'll handle the rest!"

Final Fantasy Commander

Colossus Hammer

Equipped creature gets +10/+10 and loses flying.
Equip {8} ({8}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

"Ash, she's dead; we gotta bury her."
—Scotty

"Relic retrieval is delayed. Mentioning it was forty feet tall might have helped us prepare."
—Queen's Bay Company dispatch

Equipped creature gets +10/+10 and loses flying.
Equip {8}

"There's only one way to be sure it's really dead."