"These bumping cars remind me of the time your amusement park smashed into my planet."
—Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop

Unfinity

Bumper Cars

Visit — Target creature must be blocked this turn if able.

Vehicular mischief's appeal is universal.

The cars are serviced every ten thousand bumps or every four hours, whichever comes first.

For those needing instructions how to drive the bumper cars, there's a crash course.

The engineers figured out a way to make the crashes power the ride itself. The energy surplus alone is enough to run the deep fryer.

"Pulled a Captain Nebula"
—Crew expression meaning "an out-of-control car has caused great damage to the surrounding area"