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Barbed Batterfist

For Mirrodin! (When this Equipment enters, create a 2/2 red Rebel creature token, then attach this to it.)
Equipped creature gets +1/-1.
Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Phyrexia: All Will Be One

For Mirrodin (When this Equipment enters the battlefield, create a 2/2 red Rebel creature token, then attach this to it.)
Equipped creature gets +1/-1.
Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)