Goblin S.W.A.T. Team

Goblin S.W.A.T. Team

Creature — Goblin Warrior

Say "Goblin S.W.A.T. Team": Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature unless an opponent swats the table within five seconds. Activate only once each turn.

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They refer to their methods as "special S.W.A.T. tactics," and no one has lived to correct them.