"Garl, adjust the slurry dispensers. Garl, fetch more corpses. Garl, quit crying and give me your brain tissue. If he doesn't stop being so rude, I'm quitting."

「ガルー、懸濁液の容器を調整してくれ。ガルー、もっと多くの死体を取ってこい。ガルー、泣くのは止めてお前の脳組織をよこせ。こんな横暴を止めないなら、辞めますからね。」

錯乱した助手

{T}, あなたのライブラリーの一番上のカードをあなたの墓地に置く：{C}を加える。

Deranged Assistant

{T}, Mill a card: Add {C}. (To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)

Commander Masters

Double Masters 2022

Commander Legends

Ultimate Masters

{T}, Put the top card of your library into your graveyard: Add {C}.

Innistrad

{T}, Put the top card of your library into your graveyard: Add {1} to your mana pool.

If you activate Deranged Assistant's ability while casting a spell, you can't choose to rewind the ability once you see the card that was put into your graveyard.