Wizard of Barge

The Secret Lair

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}, Say the secret word: Add one mana of any color. Scry 1. You gain 1 life.

Triskaidekaphile

You have no maximum hand size.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have exactly thirteen cards in your hand, you win the game.
{3}{U}: Draw a card.

Dark Ritual

Goblin Lackey

Whenever this creature deals damage to a player, you may put a Goblin permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Goblin Matron

When this creature enters, you may search your library for a Goblin card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Goblin Recruiter

When this creature enters, search your library for any number of Goblin cards, reveal them, then shuffle and put those cards on top in any order.

Muxus, Goblin Grandee

When Muxus enters, reveal the top six cards of your library. Put all Goblin creature cards with mana value 5 or less from among them onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Whenever Muxus attacks, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each other Goblin you control.

Shattergang Brothers

{2}{B}, Sacrifice a creature: Each other player sacrifices a creature.
{2}{R}, Sacrifice an artifact: Each other player sacrifices an artifact.
{2}{G}, Sacrifice an enchantment: Each other player sacrifices an enchantment.

Lord of the Pit

Flying, trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature other than this creature. If you can't, this creature deals 7 damage to you.

Jace, the Mind Sculptor

[+2]: Look at the top card of target player's library. You may put that card on the bottom of that player's library.
[0]: Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
[−1]: Return target creature to its owner's hand.
[−12]: Exile all cards from target player's library, then that player shuffles their hand into their library.

Lim-Dûl's Vault

Look at the top five cards of your library. As many times as you choose, you may pay 1 life, put those cards on the bottom of your library in any order, then look at the top five cards of your library. Then shuffle and put the last cards you looked at this way on top in any order.

It looks like currant jam, smells like death, and tastes a bit like both.

Necrotic Ooze

As long as Necrotic Ooze is on the battlefield, it has all activated abilities of all creature cards in all graveyards.

As long as this creature is on the battlefield, it has all activated abilities of all creature cards in all graveyards.

"The merchant said their newt extract was cauldron safe!"

Acidic Slime

Deathtouch
When Acidic Slime enters the battlefield, destroy target artifact, enchantment, or land.

Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.)
When this creature enters, destroy target artifact, enchantment, or land.

Some days, it just feels like trash. Other days, it could really go for some people.

Scavenging Ooze

{G}: Exile target card from a graveyard. If it was a creature card, put a +1/+1 counter on Scavenging Ooze and you gain 1 life.

{G}: Exile target card from a graveyard. If it was a creature card, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature and you gain 1 life.

The Mimeoplasm

As The Mimeoplasm enters the battlefield, you may exile two creature cards from graveyards. If you do, it enters the battlefield as a copy of one of those cards with a number of additional +1/+1 counters on it equal to the power of the other card.

As The Mimeoplasm enters, you may exile two creature cards from graveyards. If you do, it enters as a copy of one of those cards with a number of additional +1/+1 counters on it equal to the power of the other card.

"Cyclonic Ri—fplfmplfmlfblthpfmnsnffl!"

Voidslime

Counter target spell, activated ability, or triggered ability.

Counter target spell, activated ability, or triggered ability. (Mana abilities can't be targeted.)

SetSorted descending	NameCard name and typeCardsNot sorted	Rarity	Type	PriceNot sorted	FoilNot sorted
[SLD] #1829	TriskaidekaphileTriskaidekaphileCreature — Human Wizard[SLD] \| #1829 \| Rare \| Price: N/A \| Foil price: ✨$8.37	rare	Creature — Human Wizard	N/A	✨$8.37
[SLP] #16	Dark RitualDark RitualInstant[SLP] \| #16 \| Rare \| Price: N/A \| Foil price: ✨---	rare	Instant	N/A	✨---
[SLD] #1315★	Shattergang BrothersShattergang BrothersLegendary Creature — Goblin Artificer[SLD] \| #1315★ \| Mythic \| Price: N/A \| Foil price: ✨$7.59	mythic	Legendary Creature — Goblin Artificer	N/A	✨$7.59
[SLD] #1314	Muxus, Goblin GrandeeMuxus, Goblin GrandeeLegendary Creature — Goblin Noble[SLD] \| #1314 \| Rare \| Price: $35.12 \| Foil price: ✨N/A	rare	Legendary Creature — Goblin Noble	$35.12	✨N/A
[SLD] #1313	Goblin RecruiterGoblin RecruiterCreature — Goblin[SLD] \| #1313 \| Rare \| Price: $32.58 \| Foil price: ✨N/A	rare	Creature — Goblin	$32.58	✨N/A
[SLD] #1312★	Goblin MatronGoblin MatronCreature — Goblin[SLD] \| #1312★ \| Rare \| Price: N/A \| Foil price: ✨$39.71	rare	Creature — Goblin	N/A	✨$39.71
[SLD] #1311	Goblin LackeyGoblin LackeyCreature — Goblin[SLD] \| #1311 \| Rare \| Price: $34.01 \| Foil price: ✨N/A	rare	Creature — Goblin	$34.01	✨N/A
[SLD] #715	Lord of the PitLord of the PitCreature — Demon[SLD] \| #715 \| Rare \| Price: --- \| Foil price: ✨N/A	rare	Creature — Demon	---	✨N/A
[SLD] #8001	Jace, the Mind SculptorJace, the Mind SculptorLegendary Planeswalker — Jace[SLD] \| #8001 \| Mythic \| Price: $309.82 \| Foil price: ✨---	mythic	Legendary Planeswalker — Jace	$309.82	✨---
[SLC] #1996	Lim-Dûl's VaultLim-Dûl's VaultInstant[SLC] \| #1996 \| Rare \| Price: $10.23 \| Foil price: ✨$18.75	rare	Instant	$10.23	✨$18.75
[PH20] #3	The Secret LairThe Secret LairLegendary Land — Lair[PH20] \| #3 \| Mythic \| Price: --- \| Foil price: ---	mythic	Legendary Land — Lair	---	---
[SLD] #137	VoidslimeVoidslimeInstant[SLD] \| #137 \| Rare \| Price: $4.26 \| Foil price: ✨N/A	rare	Instant	$4.26	✨N/A
[SLD] #136	The MimeoplasmThe MimeoplasmLegendary Creature — Ooze[SLD] \| #136 \| Mythic \| Price: $6.52 \| Foil price: ✨N/A	mythic	Legendary Creature — Ooze	$6.52	✨N/A
[SLD] #135	Scavenging OozeScavenging OozeCreature — Ooze[SLD] \| #135 \| Rare \| Price: $6.12 \| Foil price: ✨N/A	rare	Creature — Ooze	$6.12	✨N/A
[SLD] #133	Necrotic OozeNecrotic OozeCreature — Ooze[SLD] \| #133 \| Rare \| Price: $11.91 \| Foil price: ✨N/A	rare	Creature — Ooze	$11.91	✨N/A
[SLD] #134	Acidic SlimeAcidic SlimeCreature — Ooze[SLD] \| #134 \| Rare \| Price: $4.49 \| Foil price: ✨N/A	rare	Creature — Ooze	$4.49	✨N/A