Wizard of Barge

Goblin

"Righty-O?"
"Righty-O!"
"RiGhTy-O."
"RIGHTY-O!"
"Righty-O ..."

Throes of Chaos

Cascade (When you cast this spell, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom in a random order.)
Retrace (You may cast this card from your graveyard by discarding a land card in addition to paying its other costs.)

Full of pluck, full of cunning, full of ground-up Eldrazi-powered goblin golem parts.

Zada, Hedron Grinder

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets only Zada, copy that spell for each other creature you control that the spell could target. Each copy targets a different one of those creatures.

"We're gonna need a lot more chlorine."
—Fin, goblin pool technician

Sol Ring

They lost a lot of goblins to that hat before they figured out how useful it was.

Skullclamp

Equipped creature gets +1/-1.
Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards.
Equip {1}

You wake at dawn and go screaming down a rickety track on a cart with literal flaming brakes, and the worst part is having to act as your own canary.

Skirk Prospector

Roaming Throne

Ward {2}
As this creature enters, choose a creature type.
This creature is the chosen type in addition to its other types.
If a triggered ability of another creature you control of the chosen type triggers, it triggers an additional time.

He liked naming things after himself and was insistent on proper punctuation.

Pashalik Mons

Whenever Pashalik Mons or another Goblin you control dies, Pashalik Mons deals 1 damage to any target.
{3}{R}, Sacrifice a Goblin: Create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.

Mountain

Quite possibly the easiest job in the Multiverse.

Moggcatcher

{3}, {T}: Search your library for a Goblin permanent card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

While a devious leader, he's also a proud family man. It's hard work to feed so many bitey mouths!

Krenko, Mob Boss

{T}: Create X 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens, where X is the number of Goblins you control.

Grapeshot

Grapeshot deals 1 damage to any target.
Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn. You may choose new targets for the copies.)

Goblins appear in many shapes and sizes, but mostly they appear in multiples.

Empty the Warrens

Create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.
Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn.)

Conspicuous Snoop

Play with the top card of your library revealed.
You may cast Goblin spells from the top of your library.
As long as the top card of your library is a Goblin card, this creature has all activated abilities of that card.

"Who is supplying them all these skulls?!"
—Captain Billiam Dridge, deceased

Broadside Bombardiers

Menace, haste
Boast — Sacrifice another creature or artifact: This creature deals damage equal to 2 plus the sacrificed permanent's mana value to any target. (Activate only if this creature attacked this turn and only once each turn.)

Goblin clerics were mystified by the stone unearthed from beneath the darkest mountain, just as they were mystified by everything else.

Brightstone Ritual

Add {R} for each Goblin on the battlefield.

Triskaidekaphile

You have no maximum hand size.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have exactly thirteen cards in your hand, you win the game.
{3}{U}: Draw a card.

Dark Ritual

Shattergang Brothers

{2}{B}, Sacrifice a creature: Each other player sacrifices a creature.
{2}{R}, Sacrifice an artifact: Each other player sacrifices an artifact.
{2}{G}, Sacrifice an enchantment: Each other player sacrifices an enchantment.

Muxus, Goblin Grandee

When Muxus enters, reveal the top six cards of your library. Put all Goblin creature cards with mana value 5 or less from among them onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Whenever Muxus attacks, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each other Goblin you control.

Goblin Recruiter

When this creature enters, search your library for any number of Goblin cards, reveal them, then shuffle and put those cards on top in any order.

Goblin Matron

When this creature enters, you may search your library for a Goblin card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Goblin Lackey

Whenever this creature deals damage to a player, you may put a Goblin permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Lord of the Pit

Flying, trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature other than this creature. If you can't, this creature deals 7 damage to you.

Jace, the Mind Sculptor

[+2]: Look at the top card of target player's library. You may put that card on the bottom of that player's library.
[0]: Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
[−1]: Return target creature to its owner's hand.
[−12]: Exile all cards from target player's library, then that player shuffles their hand into their library.

Lim-Dûl's Vault

Look at the top five cards of your library. As many times as you choose, you may pay 1 life, put those cards on the bottom of your library in any order, then look at the top five cards of your library. Then shuffle and put the last cards you looked at this way on top in any order.

The Secret Lair

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}, Say the secret word: Add one mana of any color. Scry 1. You gain 1 life.

"Cyclonic Ri—fplfmplfmlfblthpfmnsnffl!"

Voidslime

Counter target spell, activated ability, or triggered ability. (Mana abilities can't be targeted.)

The Mimeoplasm

As The Mimeoplasm enters, you may exile two creature cards from graveyards. If you do, it enters as a copy of one of those cards with a number of additional +1/+1 counters on it equal to the power of the other card.

Some days, it just feels like trash. Other days, it could really go for some people.

Scavenging Ooze

{G}: Exile target card from a graveyard. If it was a creature card, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature and you gain 1 life.

It looks like currant jam, smells like death, and tastes a bit like both.

Necrotic Ooze

As long as this creature is on the battlefield, it has all activated abilities of all creature cards in all graveyards.

"The merchant said their newt extract was cauldron safe!"

Acidic Slime

Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.)
When this creature enters, destroy target artifact, enchantment, or land.