William Phifer

"'Twas the cruelest of ironies: the realm, in desperate need of rest, gripped by endless sleep that offered no comfort."
—*The Wicked Slumber*

Polluted Bonds

Whenever a land enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, that player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Whenever a land an opponent controls enters, that player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Class-F Shuttlecraft

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
Station (Tap another creature you control: Put charge counters equal to its power on this Spacecraft. Station only as a sorcery. It's an artifact creature at 6+.)
6+ | Flying, vigilance

Ensigns generally get tired of unlimited desserts after about six weeks.

Replicator

When this artifact enters, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
{2}, {T}: Create a tapped token that's a copy of target token you control.

The denizens of Sarpeidon so cherished history and learning that they fled into the past rather than into space when doomsday approached.

Reliquary Tower

You have no maximum hand size.
{T}: Add {C}.

Thespian's Stage

{T}: Add {C}.
{2}, {T}: This land becomes a copy of target land, except it has this ability.

Hissing Quagmire

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {B} or {G}.
{1}{B}{G}: Until end of turn, this land becomes a 2/2 black and green Elemental creature with deathtouch. It's still a land.

Cathedral of War

This land enters tapped.
Exalted (Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, that creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)
{T}: Add {C}.

Blast Zone // Blast Zone

Blast Zone

This land enters with a charge counter on it.
{T}: Add {C}.
{X}{X}, {T}: Put X charge counters on this land.
{3}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Destroy each nonland permanent with mana value equal to the number of charge counters on this land.

"The wyrm's dread eye upon the land
was turned.
And all its people bent the knee—
or burned."
—"The Night of Dragonfire"