Vladimir Krisetskiy

"Your friends stayed quiet, and look what happened to them. You feeling a little more talkative yet?"

Body Count

Spectacle {B} (You may cast this spell for its spectacle cost rather than its mana cost if an opponent lost life this turn.)
Draw a card for each creature that died under your control this turn.

"Let's show these soulless fiends what a real army looks like! Forward!"
—Shella, knight of Zhalfir

Inspired Charge

Creatures you control get +2/+1 until end of turn.

Popular wisdom says that Phyrexians don't feel fear. But popular wisdom has never tried to hold a bridge against an angry ogre.

Oxidda Finisher

Affinity for Equipment (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each Equipment you control.)
Trample

Forgehammer Centurion // Forgehammer Centurion

Forgehammer Centurion

Whenever another creature or artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put an oil counter on this creature.
Whenever this creature attacks, you may remove two oil counters from it. When you do, target creature can't block this turn.

Charge of the Mites

Choose one —
• Charge of the Mites deals damage equal to the number of creatures you control to target creature or planeswalker.
• Create two 1/1 colorless Phyrexian Mite artifact creature tokens with toxic 1 and "This token can't block." (Players dealt combat damage by them also get a poison counter.)

Retrieval Agent // Retrieval Agent

The humming tome burned his leather glove, nearly taking his hand along with it. Then a strange power coursed through him.

Retrieval Agent

{2}: This creature gets +1/-1 until end of turn.

"It would be folly to fight a dragon engine head-on. Let's hit it from above."

Ambush Paratrooper

Flash
Flying
{5}: Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Vedalken Squirrel-Whacker

As this creature enters, roll a six-sided die twice. Its base power becomes the first result and its base toughness becomes the second result.
If you would roll one or more six-sided dice, instead roll them and you may exchange one result with this creature's base power or base toughness.

Tunnel of Love

Visit — Choose an opponent. They choose a creature they control, then you choose a creature you control. You may exile the chosen creatures. If you do, return them to the battlefield under their owners' control at the beginning of the next end step. Otherwise, the chosen creatures fight each other.

Sword-Swallowing Seraph

Flying, vigilance
When this creature enters, you may put a name sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
{1}{W}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on another target creature with a name sticker on it. Activate only as a sorcery.

Myra doesn't pay the vampires to smile—but only because guests found it off-putting.

Discourtesy Clerk

When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
At the beginning of your end step, if you control three or more Attractions, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Dee Kay, Finder of the Lost

When Dee Kay enters, open an Attraction.
Whenever you roll a 2, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
Whenever you roll a 4, you may tap or untap target artifact or creature.
Whenever you roll a 6, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Countless generations of Shivan goblins have worked on the Mana Rig, giving them an unparalleled eye for useful relics.

Goblin Picker

Jan Jansen, Chaos Crafter

Haste
{T}, Sacrifice an artifact creature: Create two Treasure tokens.
{T}, Sacrifice a noncreature artifact: Create two 1/1 colorless Construct artifact creature tokens.

Riveteers Confluence

Choose three. You may choose the same mode more than once.
• You draw a card and you lose 1 life.
• Riveteers Confluence deals 1 damage to each creature and planeswalker you don't control.
• You may put a land card from your hand or graveyard onto the battlefield tapped.