Viktor Fetsch

"Matchstick, you're on toast. Suzie's got the waffles. Stretch, keep that OJ coming. The kids and I will stand here and look pretty."
—The Thing, Ben Grimm

First Family

You draw X cards and gain X life, where X is the number of colors among permanents you control and spells you've cast this turn.

Overflow Submatrix

Once during each of your turns, you may cast an artifact creature spell from your graveyard. If you cast a spell this way, that artifact creature enters with a finality counter on it. (If a creature with a finality counter on it would die, exile it instead.)

Vengeance Mission

Whenever a creature dies, put a quest counter on this enchantment. Target opponent loses 1 life. That player loses 2 life instead if there are seven or more quest counters on this enchantment.

Q, Stacking the Deck

When Q enters, shuffle your library, then exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card. That nonland card gains "Exile a card from your hand: Create a copy of this card. You may cast the copy. Activate only during your turn and only if this card is exiled."

Tenured Tethermage

When this creature enters, you may sacrifice a land. If you do, create two tapped Heartwood tokens. (They're red and green artifacts with "{T}: Add {R} or {G}.")
Tap two untapped artifacts you control: Put two +1/+1 counters on this creature.

"I want to build a different future than the tomorrow I see on the horizon. What kind of man am I if I don't do everything I can to make that happen?"
—Mister Fantastic, Reed Richards

Whirlwind of Thought

Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, draw a card.