Shafer Brown

"They laughed with glee as the pixie spun gold from straw. They smiled and shrugged when their curtains and clothes were next on the wheel. Then he grabbed their hair."
—*The Goose Mother and Other Tales*

Smothering Tithe

Whenever an opponent draws a card, that player may pay {2}. If the player doesn't, you create a Treasure token.

Whenever an opponent draws a card, that player may pay {2}. If the player doesn't, you create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")

"'My kingdom for a feast!' quoth the king. A faerie appeared before him, and spoke through a wicked grin: 'As you wish.'"
—*Tales of the Fae*

Forced Fruition

Whenever an opponent casts a spell, that player draws seven cards.

"What first seemed like a ridiculous and vaguely demeaning task quickly turned into a vicious struggle for survival."
—*Welcome to Sweettooth*

Stab Wound

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets -2/-2.
At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted creature's controller, that player loses 2 life.

"What redcaps lack in strategic acumen they more than make up for with brazen audacity."
—*The Kenriths' Royal Bestiary*

Goblin Bombardment

Sacrifice a creature: Goblin Bombardment deals 1 damage to any target.

"For slaying dozens of redcaps using only fruit and cakes, the dwarven survivors were dubbed the Gluttoneers."
—*Assault on Delverhaugh*

Raid Bombardment

Whenever a creature you control with power 2 or less attacks, Raid Bombardment deals 1 damage to the player or planeswalker that creature is attacking.

"Korlag carefully prepared to try the new 'am bush' strategy he'd heard about."
—*The Ogre's Revenge*

Sneak Attack

{R}: You may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield. That creature gains haste. Sacrifice the creature at the beginning of the next end step.