Ryan Roadkill

Fatal Push

Destroy target creature if it has mana value 2 or less.
Revolt — Destroy that creature if it has mana value 4 or less instead if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn.

It took months of brushing Alfie, the family dog, to collect the fur for the arms.

Voja, Jaws of the Conclave

Vigilance, trample, ward {3}
Whenever Voja attacks, put X +1/+1 counters on each creature you control, where X is the number of Elves you control. Draw a card for each Wolf you control.

Liberator, Urza's Battlethopter

Flash
Flying
You may cast colorless spells and artifact spells as though they had flash.
Whenever you cast a spell, if the amount of mana spent to cast that spell is greater than Liberator's power, put a +1/+1 counter on Liberator.

Howlsquad Heavy

Start your engines!
Other Goblins you control have haste.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token. That token attacks this combat if able.
Max speed — {T}: Add {R} for each Goblin you control.

Draconautics Engineer

Exhaust — {R}: Other creatures you control gain haste until end of turn. Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. (Activate each exhaust ability only once.)
Exhaust — {3}{R}: Create a 4/4 red Dinosaur Dragon creature token with flying.

District Mascot // District Mascot

District Mascot

This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it.
{1}{G}, Remove two +1/+1 counters from this creature: Destroy target artifact.
Whenever this creature attacks while saddled, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Saddle 1

Tinybones doesn't actually own a scooter so this art isn't canon. But can you imagine if he did?!

Tinybones, Trinket Thief

At the beginning of each end step, if an opponent discarded a card this turn, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
{4}{B}{B}: Each opponent with no cards in hand loses 10 life.

Reassembling Skeleton

{1}{B}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Necrogen Mists

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player discards a card.

Kick up your prehensile appendages and rest a while.

Geier Reach Sanitarium

{T}: Add {C}.
{2}, {T}: Each player draws a card, then discards a card.

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Bottomless Pit

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player discards a card at random.

SetSorted descending	NameCard name and typeCardsNot sorted	Rarity	Type	PriceNot sorted	FoilNot sorted
[SLD] #2284	Voja, Jaws of the ConclaveVoja, Jaws of the ConclaveLegendary Creature — Wolf[SLD] \| #2284 \| Mythic \| Price: $10.37 \| Foil price: ✨---	mythic	Legendary Creature — Wolf	$10.37	✨---
[SLD] #2286	Liberator, Urza's BattlethopterLiberator, Urza's BattlethopterLegendary Artifact Creature — Thopter[SLD] \| #2286 \| Rare \| Price: $8.14 \| Foil price: ✨---	rare	Legendary Artifact Creature — Thopter	$8.14	✨---
[DFT] #342	Howlsquad HeavyHowlsquad HeavyCreature — Goblin Mercenary[DFT] \| #342 \| Rare \| Price: $3.55 \| Foil price: ✨$4.97	rare	Creature — Goblin Mercenary	$3.55	✨$4.97
[DFT] #341	Draconautics EngineerDraconautics EngineerCreature — Goblin Artificer[DFT] \| #341 \| Rare \| Price: $0.37 \| Foil price: ✨$0.59	rare	Creature — Goblin Artificer	$0.37	✨$0.59
[ADFT] #50	District Mascot // District MascotDistrict Mascot // District MascotCard[ADFT] \| #50 \| Common \| Price: --- \| Foil price: ---	common	Card	---	---
[DFT] #344	District MascotDistrict MascotCreature — Dog Mount[DFT] \| #344 \| Rare \| Price: $0.34 \| Foil price: ✨$0.36	rare	Creature — Dog Mount	$0.34	✨$0.36
[SLD] #1407	Tinybones, Trinket ThiefTinybones, Trinket ThiefLegendary Creature — Skeleton Rogue[SLD] \| #1407 \| Mythic \| Price: $27.24 \| Foil price: ✨$33.19	mythic	Legendary Creature — Skeleton Rogue	$27.24	✨$33.19
[SLD] #1406	Reassembling SkeletonReassembling SkeletonCreature — Skeleton Warrior[SLD] \| #1406 \| Rare \| Price: $24.77 \| Foil price: ✨$28.16	rare	Creature — Skeleton Warrior	$24.77	✨$28.16
[SLD] #1405	Necrogen MistsNecrogen MistsEnchantment[SLD] \| #1405 \| Rare \| Price: $15.57 \| Foil price: ✨$15.72	rare	Enchantment	$15.57	✨$15.72
[SLD] #1408	Geier Reach SanitariumGeier Reach SanitariumLegendary Land[SLD] \| #1408 \| Rare \| Price: $23.17 \| Foil price: ✨$26.32	rare	Legendary Land	$23.17	✨$26.32
[SLD] #1404	Bottomless PitBottomless PitEnchantment[SLD] \| #1404 \| Rare \| Price: $18.36 \| Foil price: ✨$20.86	rare	Enchantment	$18.36	✨$20.86
[SLP] #3	Fatal PushFatal PushInstant[SLP] \| #3 \| Rare \| Price: N/A \| Foil price: ✨$162.32	rare	Instant	N/A	✨$162.32