Ryan Roadkill

Draconautics Engineer

Exhaust — {R}: Other creatures you control gain haste until end of turn. Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Exhaust — {3}{R}: Create a 4/4 red Dinosaur Dragon creature token with flying.

Exhaust — {R}: Other creatures you control gain haste until end of turn. Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. (Activate each exhaust ability only once.)
Exhaust — {3}{R}: Create a 4/4 red Dinosaur Dragon creature token with flying.

Howlsquad Heavy

Start your engines
Other Goblins you control have haste.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token. That token attacks this combat if able.
Max speed — {T}: Add {R} for each Goblin you control.

Start your engines!
Other Goblins you control have haste.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token. That token attacks this combat if able.
Max speed — {T}: Add {R} for each Goblin you control.

District Mascot

This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it.
{1}{G}, Remove two +1/+1 counters from this creature: Destroy target artifact.
Whenever this creature attacks while saddled, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Saddle 1

It took months of brushing Alfie, the family dog, to collect the fur for the arms.

Voja, Jaws of the Conclave

Vigilance, trample, ward {3}
Whenever Voja attacks, put X +1/+1 counters on each creature you control, where X is the number of Elves you control. Draw a card for each Wolf you control.

Liberator, Urza's Battlethopter

Flash
Flying
You may cast colorless spells and artifact spells as though they had flash.
Whenever you cast a spell, if the amount of mana spent to cast that spell is greater than Liberator's power, put a +1/+1 counter on Liberator.

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Bottomless Pit

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player discards a card at random.

Necrogen Mists

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player discards a card.

Reassembling Skeleton

{1}{B}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Tinybones doesn't actually own a scooter so this art isn't canon. But can you imagine if he did?!

Tinybones, Trinket Thief

At the beginning of each end step, if an opponent discarded a card this turn, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
{4}{B}{B}: Each opponent with no cards in hand loses 10 life.

Kick up your prehensile appendages and rest a while.

Geier Reach Sanitarium

{T}: Add {C}.
{2}, {T}: Each player draws a card, then discards a card.

Fatal Push

Destroy target creature if it has mana value 2 or less.
Revolt — Destroy that creature if it has mana value 4 or less instead if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn.

SetSorted descending	NameCard name and typeCardsNot sorted	Rarity	Type	PriceNot sorted	FoilNot sorted
[SLD] #2284	Voja, Jaws of the ConclaveVoja, Jaws of the ConclaveLegendary Creature — Wolf[SLD] \| #2284 \| Mythic \| Price: $9.35 \| Foil price: ✨---	mythic	Legendary Creature — Wolf	$9.35	✨---
[SLD] #2286	Liberator, Urza's BattlethopterLiberator, Urza's BattlethopterLegendary Artifact Creature — Thopter[SLD] \| #2286 \| Rare \| Price: $7.06 \| Foil price: ✨---	rare	Legendary Artifact Creature — Thopter	$7.06	✨---
[DFT] #342	Howlsquad HeavyHowlsquad HeavyCreature — Goblin Mercenary[DFT] \| #342 \| Rare \| Price: $4.15 \| Foil price: ✨$3.96	rare	Creature — Goblin Mercenary	$4.15	✨$3.96
[DFT] #341	Draconautics EngineerDraconautics EngineerCreature — Goblin Artificer[DFT] \| #341 \| Rare \| Price: $0.43 \| Foil price: ✨$0.50	rare	Creature — Goblin Artificer	$0.43	✨$0.50
[DFT] #344	District MascotDistrict MascotCreature — Dog Mount[DFT] \| #344 \| Rare \| Price: $0.40 \| Foil price: ✨$0.43	rare	Creature — Dog Mount	$0.40	✨$0.43
[SLD] #1407	Tinybones, Trinket ThiefTinybones, Trinket ThiefLegendary Creature — Skeleton Rogue[SLD] \| #1407 \| Mythic \| Price: $25.89 \| Foil price: ✨$34.22	mythic	Legendary Creature — Skeleton Rogue	$25.89	✨$34.22
[SLD] #1406	Reassembling SkeletonReassembling SkeletonCreature — Skeleton Warrior[SLD] \| #1406 \| Rare \| Price: $22.66 \| Foil price: ✨$25.94	rare	Creature — Skeleton Warrior	$22.66	✨$25.94
[SLD] #1405	Necrogen MistsNecrogen MistsEnchantment[SLD] \| #1405 \| Rare \| Price: $14.97 \| Foil price: ✨$14.54	rare	Enchantment	$14.97	✨$14.54
[SLD] #1408	Geier Reach SanitariumGeier Reach SanitariumLegendary Land[SLD] \| #1408 \| Rare \| Price: $22.37 \| Foil price: ✨$26.02	rare	Legendary Land	$22.37	✨$26.02
[SLD] #1404	Bottomless PitBottomless PitEnchantment[SLD] \| #1404 \| Rare \| Price: $20.25 \| Foil price: ✨$22.44	rare	Enchantment	$20.25	✨$22.44
[SLP] #3	Fatal PushFatal PushInstant[SLP] \| #3 \| Rare \| Price: N/A \| Foil price: ✨$162.00	rare	Instant	N/A	✨$162.00