Ryan Roadkill

Fatal Push

Destroy target creature if it has mana value 2 or less.
Revolt — Destroy that creature if it has mana value 4 or less instead if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn.

It took months of brushing Alfie, the family dog, to collect the fur for the arms.

Voja, Jaws of the Conclave

Vigilance, trample, ward {3}
Whenever Voja attacks, put X +1/+1 counters on each creature you control, where X is the number of Elves you control. Draw a card for each Wolf you control.

Liberator, Urza's Battlethopter

Flash
Flying
You may cast colorless spells and artifact spells as though they had flash.
Whenever you cast a spell, if the amount of mana spent to cast that spell is greater than Liberator's power, put a +1/+1 counter on Liberator.

Howlsquad Heavy

Start your engines!
Other Goblins you control have haste.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token. That token attacks this combat if able.
Max speed — {T}: Add {R} for each Goblin you control.

Draconautics Engineer

Exhaust — {R}: Other creatures you control gain haste until end of turn. Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. (Activate each exhaust ability only once.)
Exhaust — {3}{R}: Create a 4/4 red Dinosaur Dragon creature token with flying.

District Mascot // District Mascot

District Mascot

This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it.
{1}{G}, Remove two +1/+1 counters from this creature: Destroy target artifact.
Whenever this creature attacks while saddled, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Saddle 1

Tinybones doesn't actually own a scooter so this art isn't canon. But can you imagine if he did?!

Tinybones, Trinket Thief

At the beginning of each end step, if an opponent discarded a card this turn, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
{4}{B}{B}: Each opponent with no cards in hand loses 10 life.

Reassembling Skeleton

{1}{B}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Necrogen Mists

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player discards a card.

Kick up your prehensile appendages and rest a while.

Geier Reach Sanitarium

{T}: Add {C}.
{2}, {T}: Each player draws a card, then discards a card.

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Bottomless Pit

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player discards a card at random.