Ryan Quickfall

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Bottomless Pit

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player discards a card at random.

Necrogen Mists

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player discards a card.

Reassembling Skeleton

{1}{B}: Return Reassembling Skeleton from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Tinybones doesn't actually own a scooter so this art isn't canon. But can you imagine if he did?!

Tinybones, Trinket Thief

At the beginning of each end step, if an opponent discarded a card this turn, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
{4}{B}{B}: Each opponent with no cards in hand loses 10 life.

Kick up your prehensile appendages and rest a while.

Geier Reach Sanitarium

{T}: Add {C}.
{2}, {T}: Each player draws a card, then discards a card.

Fatal Push

Destroy target creature if it has mana value 2 or less.
Revolt — Destroy that creature if it has mana value 4 or less instead if a permanent you controlled left the battlefield this turn.