Nino Vecia

Cursed Windbreaker

When Cursed Windbreaker enters, manifest dread, then attach Cursed Windbreaker to that creature. (Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature and the other into your graveyard. Turn it face up any time for its mana cost if it's a creature card.)
Equipped creature has flying.
Equip {3}

Disturbing Mirth

When Disturbing Mirth enters, you may sacrifice another enchantment or creature. If you do, draw two cards.
When you sacrifice Disturbing Mirth, manifest dread. (Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature and the other into your graveyard. Turn it face up any time for its mana cost if it's a creature card.)

Farley had always been the fastest on the track team. But no one was cheering anymore.

Undead Sprinter

Trample, haste
You may cast Undead Sprinter from your graveyard if a non-Zombie creature died this turn. If you do, Undead Sprinter enters with a +1/+1 counter on it.

Only Elesh Norn's most loyal servants are granted the honor of becoming part of her throne.

Ossification

Enchant basic land you control
When Ossification enters, exile target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls until Ossification leaves the battlefield.

Oracle of the Alpha

Flying
When Oracle of the Alpha enters, conjure the Power Nine into your library, then shuffle.
Whenever Oracle of the Alpha attacks, scry 1.

Twisted Riddlekeeper

Emerge {5}{C}{U} (You may cast this spell by sacrificing a creature and paying the emerge cost reduced by that creature's mana value.)
When you cast this spell, tap up to two target permanents. Put a stun counter on each of them. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)
Flying

Golden-Tail Trainer

Aura and Equipment spells you cast cost {X} less to cast, where X is Golden-Tail Trainer's power.
Whenever Golden-Tail Trainer attacks, other modified creatures you control get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is Golden-Tail Trainer's power. (Equipment, Auras you control, and counters are modifications.)

"What are you gonna do, walk a hundred miles for a second opinion?"

Outlaw Medic

Lifelink
When Outlaw Medic dies, draw a card.

Stagecoach Security

When Stagecoach Security enters the battlefield, creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain vigilance until end of turn.
Plot {3}{W} (You may pay {3}{W} and exile this card from your hand. Cast it as a sorcery on a later turn without paying its mana cost. Plot only as a sorcery.)

When Stagecoach Security enters, creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain vigilance until end of turn.
Plot {3}{W} (You may pay {3}{W} and exile this card from your hand. Cast it as a sorcery on a later turn without paying its mana cost. Plot only as a sorcery.)

Memory Vessel

{T}, Exile Memory Vessel: Each player exiles the top seven cards of their library. Until your next turn, players may play cards they exiled this way, and they can't play cards from their hand. Activate only as a sorcery.

"How dare these varmints befoul the shining streets of Prosperity?"
—Baron Bertram Graywater

Pest Control

Destroy all nonland permanents with mana value 1 or less.
Cycling {2}

Destroy all nonland permanents with mana value 1 or less.
Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Death is no reprieve from an Orzhov debt.

Immortal Obligation

Return target creature card from an opponent's graveyard to the battlefield under their control with a duty counter on it. For as long as that creature has a duty counter on it, it is goaded, can't attack you or a permanent you control, and can't block creatures you control.

Storm Fleet Negotiator

Flying
Parley — Whenever Storm Fleet Negotiator attacks, each player reveals the top card of their library. For each nonland card revealed this way, you create a Map token. Then each player draws a card.

Flying
Parley — Whenever Storm Fleet Negotiator attacks, each player reveals the top card of their library. For each nonland card revealed this way, you create a Map token. Then each player draws a card. (A Map token is an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Target creature you control explores. Activate only as a sorcery.")

Arm-Mounted Anchor

Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has menace.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, draw two cards. Then discard two cards unless you discard a Pirate card.
Equip {2}. This ability costs {2} less to activate if you have one or fewer cards in hand.

"Well, that's one less share to divide up."
—Dranach, Dire Fleet boatswain

Relic's Roar

Until end of turn, target artifact or creature becomes a Dinosaur artifact creature with base power and toughness 4/3 in addition to its other types.

Tishana's Tidebinder

Flash
When Tishana's Tidebinder enters the battlefield, counter up to one target activated or triggered ability. If an ability of an artifact, creature, or planeswalker is countered this way, that permanent loses all abilities for as long as Tishana's Tidebinder remains on the battlefield. (Mana abilities can't be targeted.)

Flash
When Tishana's Tidebinder enters, counter up to one target activated or triggered ability. If an ability of an artifact, creature, or planeswalker is countered this way, that permanent loses all abilities for as long as Tishana's Tidebinder remains on the battlefield. (Mana abilities can't be targeted.)

Court of Vantress

When Court of Vantress enters the battlefield, you become the monarch.
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose up to one other target enchantment or artifact. If you're the monarch, you may create a token that's a copy of it. If you're not the monarch, you may have Court of Vantress become a copy of it, except it has this ability.

When Court of Vantress enters, you become the monarch.
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose up to one other target enchantment or artifact. If you're the monarch, you may create a token that's a copy of it. If you're not the monarch, you may have Court of Vantress become a copy of it, except it has this ability.

Bespoke Battlegarb

Equipped creature gets +2/+0.
Celebration — At the beginning of combat on your turn, if two or more nonland permanents entered the battlefield under your control this turn, attach Bespoke Battlegarb to up to one target creature you control.
Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Devouring Sugarmaw // Have for Dinner

Menace, trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may sacrifice an artifact, enchantment, or token. If you don't, tap Devouring Sugarmaw.

Urborg Scavengers

Whenever Urborg Scavengers enters the battlefield or attacks, exile target card from a graveyard. Put a +1/+1 counter on Urborg Scavengers.
Urborg Scavengers has flying as long as a card exiled with it has flying. The same is true for first strike, double strike, deathtouch, haste, hexproof, indestructible, lifelink, menace, reach, trample, and vigilance.

Whenever Urborg Scavengers enters or attacks, exile target card from a graveyard. Put a +1/+1 counter on Urborg Scavengers.
Urborg Scavengers has flying as long as a card exiled with it has flying. The same is true for first strike, double strike, deathtouch, haste, hexproof, indestructible, lifelink, menace, reach, trample, and vigilance.

The diamond storms of Gobakhan hampered Phyrexia's progress until they recruited some of the local shieldmages.

Infected Defector

When Infected Defector dies, incubate 3. (Create an Incubator token with three +1/+1 counters on it and "{2}: Transform this artifact." It transforms into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.)

Tiller of Flesh

Whenever you cast a spell that targets one or more permanents, incubate 2. (Create an Incubator token with two +1/+1 counters on it and "{2}: Transform this artifact." It transforms into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.)

The Phyrexians armored themselves against blades, fire, and every conjuration they could think of. She brought a war rhino.

Zhalfirin Lancer

Whenever another Knight enters the battlefield under your control, Zhalfirin Lancer gets +1/+1 and gains vigilance until end of turn.

Whenever another Knight you control enters, Zhalfirin Lancer gets +1/+1 and gains vigilance until end of turn.

"Let those thanebound dissenters prattle about their dead god. I serve the Mother of Machines, and in her name I carve out their heresy."

Bladed Ambassador

Bladed Ambassador enters the battlefield with an oil counter on it.
{1}, Remove an oil counter from Bladed Ambassador: Bladed Ambassador gains indestructible until end of turn.

Bladed Ambassador enters with an oil counter on it.
{1}, Remove an oil counter from Bladed Ambassador: Bladed Ambassador gains indestructible until end of turn.

"I have room for a few more teeth in my collection. Who's next?"

Jawbone Duelist

Double strike
Toxic 1 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get a poison counter.)

It can hear a panicked heartbeat from a thousand paces away.

Trench Stalker

As long as you've drawn two or more cards this turn, Trench Stalker has deathtouch and lifelink.

Fallaji soldiers hated seeing loved ones' faces among the transmogrants. Ashnod devised a solution.

Transmogrant's Crown

Equipped creature gets +2/+0.
Whenever equipped creature dies, draw a card.
Equip {2} or {B}

Balmor, Battlemage Captain

Flying
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain trample until end of turn.

Ratadrabik of Urborg

Vigilance, ward {2}
Other Zombies you control have vigilance.
Whenever another legendary creature you control dies, create a token that's a copy of that creature, except it's not legendary and it's a 2/2 black Zombie in addition to its other colors and types.

Rona, Sheoldred's Faithful

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, each opponent loses 1 life.
You may cast Rona, Sheoldred's Faithful from your graveyard by discarding two cards in addition to paying its other costs.

Vohar, Vodalian Desecrator

{T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. If you discarded an instant or sorcery card this way, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
{2}, Sacrifice Vohar, Vodalian Desecrator: You may cast target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard this turn. If that spell would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead. Activate only as a sorcery.

Treasure

{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.

Vampire Demon

Court of Vantress // Court of Vantress

Raff, Weatherlight Stalwart

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, you may tap two untapped creatures you control. If you do, draw a card.
{3}{W}{W}: Creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain vigilance until end of turn.

Vaevictis Asmadi

Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Vaevictis Asmadi unless you pay {B}{R}{G}.
{B}: Vaevictis Asmadi gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
{R}: Vaevictis Asmadi gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
{G}: Vaevictis Asmadi gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Trove Mage

When Trove Mage enters, seek an artifact card from among the top ten cards of your library, then shuffle.