Mike Jordana

No amount of solitary studying can replace a master's tutelage.

Commander's Insight

Target player draws X cards plus an additional card for each time they've cast a commander from the command zone this game.

Venomous Brutalizer

Toxic 3 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get three poison counters.)
When Venomous Brutalizer enters the battlefield, you may pay {1}{G}. If you do, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Toxic 3 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get three poison counters.)
When this creature enters, you may pay {1}{G}. If you do, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

"I adore your outfit. It's so . . . rustic."

Haughty Djinn

Flying
Haughty Djinn's power is equal to the number of instant and sorcery cards in your graveyard.
Instant and sorcery spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

Overcharged Amalgam

Flash
Flying
Exploit (When this creature enters, you may sacrifice a creature.)
When this creature exploits a creature, counter target spell, activated ability, or triggered ability.

"That will pay for another arm extension all by itself! Well, as long as it doesn't explode."

Undercity Scrounger

{T}: Create a Treasure token. Activate only if a creature died this turn. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

When they had the house checked for bugs, they didn't think big enough.

Rampaging Growth

Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Until end of turn, that land becomes a 4/3 Insect creature with reach and haste. It's still a land.

Haughty Djinn // Haughty Djinn

Balduvian Atrocity

Kicker {R} (You may pay an additional {R} as you cast this spell.)
Menace
When this creature enters, if it was kicked, return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.

Devil

When this creature dies, it deals 1 damage to any target.

Undercity Scrounger // Undercity Scrounger

Goro-Goro, Disciple of Ryusei

{R}: Creatures you control gain haste until end of turn.
{3}{R}{R}: Create a 5/5 red Dragon Spirit creature token with flying. Activate only if you control an attacking modified creature. (Equipment, Auras you control, and counters are modifications.)

Westgate Regent

Flying
Ward—Discard a card. (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player discards a card.)
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, put that many +1/+1 counters on it.

She puts some coin in the Guild's pocket and sends a message at the same time.

Guild Thief

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Cunning Action — {3}{U}: This creature can't be blocked this turn.

Hate gets you only so far. A pointy stick can close the rest of the distance.

Goblin Javelineer

Haste
Whenever this creature becomes blocked, it deals 1 damage to target creature blocking it.