Mattias Lindström

His cleverness is well regarded among the akki, but most of his jokes are just variations on "Leaving Zo-Zu'n?" and then he shoots fire at you.

Zo-Zu the Punisher

Whenever a land enters, Zo-Zu deals 2 damage to that land's controller.

Seasoned Cryomancer

When this creature enters, draw two cards, then discard two cards. When you discard one or more nonland cards this way, tap up to that many target creatures and put a stun counter on each of them.
{3}{U}{U}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Draw two cards.

Time Stretch

Target player takes two extra turns after this one.