Mark Brill

"I stand ready to die for our world. Who will stand with me?"
—Radiant, archangel

Burst of Energy

Sheep

"Nothing ruins your day like a blazing zombie."
—Tahngarth

Deadapult

{R}, Sacrifice a Zombie: This enchantment deals 2 damage to any target.

Quietus Spike

Equipped creature has deathtouch.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, that player loses half their life, rounded up.
Equip {3}

Empty the Warrens

Create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.
Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn.)

The wires crawl over broken metal and heat themselves to melting, filling cracks quickly and efficiently.

Welding Jar

Sacrifice this artifact: Regenerate target artifact.

Slice and Dice

Slice and Dice deals 4 damage to each creature.
Cycling {2}{R} ({2}{R}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
When you cycle this card, you may have it deal 1 damage to each creature.

Water Gun Balloon Game

As this artifact enters, each player puts a pop! counter on "0."
Whenever a player casts a spell, move that player's pop! counter up one.
Whenever a player's pop! counter hits "5," that player creates a 5/5 pink Giant Teddy Bear creature token and resets all pop! counters to "0."

Sage Owl

Flying
When this creature enters, look at the top four cards of your library, then put them back in any order.

Wild Pair

Whenever a creature enters, if you cast it from your hand, you may search your library for a creature card with the same total power and toughness, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Cut off from the kakuriyo by the destruction of their honden, the zubera sought new ways to bring their secrets home.

Rushing-Tide Zubera

When this creature dies, if 4 or more damage was dealt to it this turn, draw three cards.

Minutes before the campus watch busted pledge week at the Alpha Beta Unlimited house . . .

Rod of Spanking

{2}, {T}: This artifact deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap this artifact unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"

Goblins' motivational techniques are crude, but effective.

Threaten

Untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn. (It can attack and {T} this turn.)

Shared Triumph

As this enchantment enters, choose a creature type.
Creatures of the chosen type get +1/+1.

Seaside Haven

{T}: Add {C}.
{W}{U}, {T}, Sacrifice a Bird: Draw a card.

"His sacrifice shall not be forgotten. Now toss his body over there with the others."
—Phage the Untouchable

Doomed Necromancer

{B}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

"Is it just me, or does that meteor have teeth?"

Aether Charge

Whenever a Beast you control enters, you may have it deal 4 damage to target opponent or planeswalker.

"Breaking it would be about four hundred years bad luck."
—Nomad sentry

Mirror Wall

Defender (This creature can't attack.)
{W}: This creature can attack this turn as though it didn't have defender.

In the heavy hush of Krosa, drawing on mana is like ringing a dinner bell.

Hunting Grounds

Threshold — As long as there are seven or more cards in your graveyard, this enchantment has "Whenever an opponent casts a spell, you may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield."

Dwarves may teach at the speed of stone, but their results are solid.

Arcane Teachings

Enchant creature (Target a creature as you cast this. This card enters attached to that creature.)
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has "{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target."

Militant Monk

Vigilance
{T}: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to any target this turn.

By definition, madness ends in one of two ways: clarity . . . or death.

Frantic Purification

Destroy target enchantment.
Madness {W} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)

Sarcatog

Exile two cards from your graveyard: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Sacrifice an artifact: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Mine Layer

{1}{R}, {T}: Put a mine counter on target land.
Whenever a land with a mine counter on it becomes tapped, destroy it.
When this creature leaves the battlefield, remove all mine counters from all lands.

The more unlikely the victory, the more memorable the success.

Chance Encounter

Whenever you win a coin flip, put a luck counter on this enchantment.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if this enchantment has ten or more luck counters on it, you win the game.

The wizard who reads a thousand books is powerful. The wizard who memorizes a thousand books is insane.

Battle of Wits

At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have 200 or more cards in your library, you win the game.

"I rely not so much on the wisdom of age as on the overconfidence of youth."

Venerable Monk

When this creature enters, you gain 2 life.

Exhausting a wizard can be exhausting work.

Opposition

Tap an untapped creature you control: Tap target artifact, creature, or land.

Fleetfoot Panther

Flash
When this creature enters, return a green or white creature you control to its owner's hand.

"Those who can't survive are of no consequence."
—Tsabo Tavoc

Juntu Stakes

Creatures with power 1 or less don't untap during their controllers' untap steps.

"The invasion has awoken slumbering mountains," noted Urza. "Good. We can use all the help we can get."

Callous Giant

If a source would deal 3 or less damage to this creature, prevent that damage.

Agonizing Demise

Kicker {1}{R} (You may pay an additional {1}{R} as you cast this spell.)
Destroy target nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated. If this spell was kicked, Agonizing Demise deals damage equal to that creature's power to the creature's controller.

Flameshot

You may discard a Mountain card rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Flameshot deals 3 damage divided as you choose among one, two, or three target creatures.

Simple wooden staff
Made from life, protecting life,
Stronger than cold steel.

Silkenfist Fighter

Whenever this creature becomes blocked, untap it.

"To forgive our enemies is to forgive ourselves."

Sanctimony

Whenever an opponent taps a Mountain for mana, you may gain 1 life.

Pattern of Rebirth

Enchant creature
When enchanted creature dies, that creature's controller may search their library for a creature card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Ask a Keldon to hold his temper and you'll be left holding your guts.

Impatience

At the beginning of each player's end step, if that player didn't cast a spell this turn, this enchantment deals 2 damage to that player.

Archery Training

Enchant creature
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put an arrow counter on this Aura.
Enchanted creature has "{T}: This creature deals X damage to target attacking or blocking creature, where X is the number of arrow counters on Archery Training."

Forbidding Watchtower

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {W}.
{1}{W}: This land becomes a 1/5 white Soldier creature until end of turn. It's still a land.