Mark Brill

Fleetfoot Panther

Flash
When Fleetfoot Panther enters, return a green or white creature you control to its owner's hand.

"Nothing ruins your day like a blazing zombie."
—Tahngarth

Deadapult

{R}, Sacrifice a Zombie: Deadapult deals 2 damage to any target.

Quietus Spike

Equipped creature has deathtouch.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, that player loses half their life, rounded up.
Equip {3}

"Those who can't survive are of no consequence."
—Tsabo Tavoc

Juntu Stakes

Creatures with power 1 or less don't untap during their controllers' untap steps.

Dwarves may teach at the speed of stone, but their results are solid.

Arcane Teachings

Enchant creature (Target a creature as you cast this. This card enters attached to that creature.)
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has "{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target."

Empty the Warrens

Create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.
Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn.)

The more unlikely the victory, the more memorable the success.

Chance Encounter

Whenever you win a coin flip, put a luck counter on Chance Encounter.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if Chance Encounter has ten or more luck counters on it, you win the game.

The wires crawl over broken metal and heat themselves to melting, filling cracks quickly and efficiently.

Welding Jar

Sacrifice Welding Jar: Regenerate target artifact.

Slice and Dice

Slice and Dice deals 4 damage to each creature.
Cycling {2}{R} ({2}{R}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
When you cycle Slice and Dice, you may have it deal 1 damage to each creature.

Flameshot

You may discard a Mountain card rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Flameshot deals 3 damage divided as you choose among one, two, or three target creatures.

Sage Owl

Flying
When Sage Owl enters, look at the top four cards of your library, then put them back in any order.

Wild Pair

Whenever a creature comes into play, if you played it from your hand, you may search your library for a creature card with the same total power and toughness and put it into play. If you do, shuffle your library.

Whenever a creature enters, if you cast it from your hand, you may search your library for a creature card with the same total power and toughness, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Cut off from the kakuriyo by the destruction of their honden, the zubera sought new ways to bring their secrets home.

Rushing-Tide Zubera

When Rushing-Tide Zubera is put into a graveyard from play, if 4 or more damage was dealt to it this turn, draw three cards.

When Rushing-Tide Zubera dies, if 4 or more damage was dealt to it this turn, draw three cards.

Shared Triumph

As Shared Triumph comes into play, choose a creature type.
Creatures of the chosen type get +1/+1.

As Shared Triumph enters, choose a creature type.
Creatures of the chosen type get +1/+1.

"His sacrifice shall not be forgotten. Now toss his body over there with the others."
—Phage the Untouchable

Doomed Necromancer

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B, oc
T, Sacrifice Doomed Necromancer: Return target creature card from your graveyard to play.

{B}, {T}, Sacrifice Doomed Necromancer: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

"Is it just me, or does that meteor have teeth?"

Aether Charge

Whenever a Beast comes into play under your control, you may have it deal 4 damage to target opponent.

Whenever a Beast you control enters, you may have it deal 4 damage to target opponent or planeswalker.

Goblins' motivational techniques are crude, but effective.

Threaten

Untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.

Untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn. (It can attack and {T} this turn.)

Seaside Haven

oc
T: Add o1 to your mana pool.
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Wo
U, oc
T, Sacrifice a Bird: Draw a card.

{T}: Add {C}.
{W}{U}, {T}, Sacrifice a Bird: Draw a card.

"Breaking it would be about four hundred years bad luck."
—Nomad sentry

Mirror Wall

(Walls can't attack.)
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W: Mirror Wall may attack this turn as though it weren't a Wall.

Defender (This creature can't attack.)
{W}: Mirror Wall can attack this turn as though it didn't have defender.

In the heavy hush of Krosa, drawing on mana is like ringing a dinner bell.

Hunting Grounds

Threshold Whenever an opponent plays a spell, you may put a creature card from your hand into play. (You have threshold as long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard.)

Threshold — As long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard, Hunting Grounds has "Whenever an opponent casts a spell, you may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield."

By definition, madness ends in one of two ways: clarity . . . or death.

Frantic Purification

Destroy target enchantment.
Madness o
W (You may play this card for its madness cost at the time you discard it from your hand.)

Destroy target enchantment.
Madness {W} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)

Militant Monk

Attacking doesn't cause Militant Monk to tap.
oc
T: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to target creature or player this turn.

Vigilance
{T}: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to any target this turn.

The wizard who reads a thousand books is powerful. The wizard who memorizes a thousand books is insane.

Battle of Wits

At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have 200 or more cards in your library, you win the game.

Mine Layer

o1o
R, oc
T: Put a mine counter on target land.
Whenever a land with a mine counter on it becomes tapped, destroy it.
When Mine Layer leaves play, remove all mine counters from all lands.

{1}{R}, {T}: Put a mine counter on target land.
Whenever a land with a mine counter on it becomes tapped, destroy it.
When Mine Layer leaves the battlefield, remove all mine counters from all lands.

Sarcatog

Remove two cards in your graveyard from the game: Sarcatog gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Sacrifice an artifact: Sarcatog gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Exile two cards from your graveyard: Sarcatog gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Sacrifice an artifact: Sarcatog gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

"I rely not so much on the wisdom of age as on the overconfidence of youth."

Venerable Monk

When Venerable Monk comes into play, you gain 2 life.

When Venerable Monk enters, you gain 2 life.

Exhausting a wizard can be exhausting work.

Opposition

Tap an untapped creature you control: Tap target artifact, creature, or land.

Agonizing Demise

Kicker o1o
R (You may pay an additional o1o
R as you play this spell.)
Destroy target nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated. If you paid the kicker cost, Agonizing Demise deals damage equal to that creature's power to the creature's controller.

Kicker {1}{R} (You may pay an additional {1}{R} as you cast this spell.)
Destroy target nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated. If this spell was kicked, Agonizing Demise deals damage equal to that creature's power to the creature's controller.

"The invasion has awoken slumbering mountains," noted Urza. "Good. We can use all the help we can get."

Callous Giant

If a source would deal 3 damage or less to Callous Giant, prevent that damage.

If a source would deal 3 or less damage to Callous Giant, prevent that damage.

Simple wooden staff
Made from life, protecting life,
Stronger than cold steel.

Silkenfist Fighter

Whenever Silkenfist Fighter becomes blocked, untap it.

Archery Training

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put an arrow counter on Archery Training.
Enchanted creature gains "oc
T: This creature deals X damage to target attacking or blocking creature, where X is the number of arrow counters on the Archery Training enchanting this creature."

Enchant creature
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put an arrow counter on Archery Training.
Enchanted creature has "{T}: This creature deals X damage to target attacking or blocking creature, where X is the number of arrow counters on Archery Training."

"To forgive our enemies is to forgive ourselves."

Sanctimony

Whenever one of your opponents taps a mountain for mana, you may gain 1 life.

Whenever an opponent taps a Mountain for mana, you may gain 1 life.

Ask a Keldon to hold his temper and you'll be left holding your guts.

Impatience

At the end of each player's turn, if that player didn't play a spell that turn, Impatience deals 2 damage to him or her.

At the beginning of each player's end step, if that player didn't cast a spell this turn, Impatience deals 2 damage to that player.

Pattern of Rebirth

When enchanted creature is put into a graveyard from play, that creature's controller may search his or her library for a creature card and put that card into play. If that player does, he or she then shuffles his or her library.

Enchant creature
When enchanted creature dies, that creature's controller may search their library for a creature card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

"I stand ready to die for our world. Who will stand with me?"
—Radiant, archangel

Burst of Energy

Forbidding Watchtower

Forbidding Watchtower comes into play tapped.
oc
T: Add one white mana to your mana pool.
o1oo
W Forbidding Watchtower becomes a 1/5 white creature until end of turn. This creature still counts as a land.

Forbidding Watchtower enters tapped.
{T}: Add {W}.
{1}{W}: Forbidding Watchtower becomes a 1/5 white Soldier creature until end of turn. It's still a land.

Sheep

Water Gun Balloon Game

As Water Gun Balloon Game enters the battlefield, each player puts a pop counter on "0."
Whenever a player casts a spell, move that player's pop counter up one.
Whenever a player's pop counter hits "5," that player creates a 5/5 pink Giant Teddy Bear creature token and resets all pop counters to "0."

As Water Gun Balloon Game enters, each player puts a pop! counter on "0."
Whenever a player casts a spell, move that player's pop! counter up one.
Whenever a player's pop! counter hits "5," that player creates a 5/5 pink Giant Teddy Bear creature token and resets all pop! counters to "0."

Minutes before the campus watch busted pledge week at the Alpha Beta Unlimited house . . .

Rod of Spanking

{2}, {T}: Rod of Spanking deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap Rod of Spanking unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"