Mark Behm

Contraband Livestock

Exile target creature, then roll a d20.
1—9 | Its controller creates a 4/4 green Ox creature token.
10—19 | Its controller creates a 2/2 green Boar creature token.
20 | Its controller creates a 0/1 white Goat creature token.

Gempalm Incinerator

Cycling {1}{R} ({1}{R}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
When you cycle Gempalm Incinerator, you may have it deal X damage to target creature, where X is the number of Goblins on the battlefield.

Grothama, All-Devouring

Other creatures have "Whenever this creature attacks, you may have it fight Grothama, All-Devouring."
When Grothama leaves the battlefield, each player draws cards equal to the amount of damage dealt to Grothama this turn by sources they controlled.

Sticky Fingers

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has menace and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token." (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures. The token is an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")
When enchanted creature dies, draw a card.

Unbeknownst to the hosts, the foraged seeds they served at dinner had been touched by a Calamity Beast. The results were ... disturbing.

Rabid Gnaw

Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Then it deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control.

Thornvault Forager

{T}: Add {G}.
{T}, Forage: Add two mana in any combination of colors. (To forage, exile three cards from your graveyard or sacrifice a Food.)
{3}{G}, {T}: Search your library for a Squirrel card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

"This world was once so much more than the confines of Naktamun."

Ramunap Excavator

Discovery // Dispersal

Surveil 2, then draw a card. (To surveil 2, look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)

"Glad to see you made it in one piece. Next time, try not looking so obviously nervous."
—Linghu of the Foundway Associates

Furtive Courier

Furtive Courier can't be blocked as long as you've sacrificed an artifact this turn.
Whenever Furtive Courier attacks, draw a card, then discard a card.

Cindervines

Whenever an opponent casts a noncreature spell, Cindervines deals 1 damage to that player.
{1}, Sacrifice Cindervines: Destroy target artifact or enchantment. Cindervines deals 2 damage to that permanent's controller.

"I await your donation."
—Dasha, Orzhov priest

Smothering Tithe

Whenever an opponent draws a card, that player may pay {2}. If the player doesn't, you create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")

Warm enough to incubate eggs or incinerate those who would eat them.

Lavabelly Sliver

Sliver creatures you control have "When this creature enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker and you gain 1 life."

Sliver creatures you control have "When this creature enters, it deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker and you gain 1 life."

"The Northern Beacon flared, and even before the drawbridge finished its descent, the knights charged out."
—*Legend of the Gilded Knights*

Crashing Drawbridge

Defender
{T}: Creatures you control gain haste until end of turn.

"Myr will go where the work is. We always have. We always will."
—Urtet, Remnant of Memnarch

Myr Custodian

When Myr Custodian enters the battlefield, scry 2. Then each opponent may scry 1. (To scry X, that player looks at the top X cards of their library, then put any number of them on the bottom and the rest on top in any order.)

When Myr Custodian enters, scry 2. Then each opponent may scry 1. (To scry X, a player looks at the top X cards of their library, then puts any number of them on the bottom and the rest on top in any order.)

Inner Demon

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2, has flying, and is a Demon in addition to its other types.
When Inner Demon enters the battlefield, all non-Demon creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2, has flying, and is a Demon in addition to its other types.
When Inner Demon enters, all non-Demon creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn.

Homarid shells are adapted to the crushing pressure of the deepest depths; on land, their sturdiness seems supernatural.

Shore Up

Target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains hexproof until end of turn. Untap it. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

"After the people flee, but before the enemy arrives—that's grabbin' time."

Krenko, Tin Street Kingpin

Whenever Krenko, Tin Street Kingpin attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it, then create a number of 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens equal to Krenko's power.

Capture Sphere

Flash
Enchant creature
When Capture Sphere enters the battlefield, tap enchanted creature.
Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.)
Enchant creature
When Capture Sphere enters, tap enchanted creature.
Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.

Your discerning eye for value makes you nearly impossible to swindle.

Guild Artisan

Commander creatures you own have "Whenever this creature attacks a player, if no opponent has more life than that player, you create two Treasure tokens." (They're artifacts with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")

Swooping Protector

Flash
Flying
Swooping Protector enters the battlefield with a shield counter on it. (If it would be dealt damage or destroyed, remove a shield counter from it instead.)

Flash
Flying
Swooping Protector enters with a shield counter on it. (If it would be dealt damage or destroyed, remove a shield counter from it instead.)

The fights may sometimes be rigged, but the front-row spectators know the wounds are real.

Cutthroat Contender

Pay 1 life: Cutthroat Contender gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.

Riveteers Requisitioner

When Riveteers Requisitioner dies, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")
Blitz {2}{R} (If you cast this spell for its blitz cost, it gains haste and "When this creature dies, draw a card." Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.)

Cement Shoes

Equipped creature gets +3/+3 and has "At the beginning of your end step, tap this creature."
Equipped creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

"Keep master busy with new bits or else maybe she wonders if I'm made of bits too."

Component Collector

If it's neither day nor night, it becomes day as Component Collector enters.
Whenever day becomes night or night becomes day, you may tap or untap target nonland permanent.

Etherium Spinner

Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 4 or greater, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.

Opening like the maw of a hellion, the earth swallowed the traveler whole.

Magmatic Sinkhole

Delve (Each card you exile from your graveyard while casting this spell pays for {1}.)
Magmatic Sinkhole deals 5 damage to target creature or planeswalker.

Dispossess

Choose an artifact card name. Search target opponent's graveyard, hand, and library for any number of cards with the chosen name and exile them. Then that player shuffles their library.

Choose an artifact card name. Search target opponent's graveyard, hand, and library for any number of cards with the chosen name and exile them. Then that player shuffles.

Lawmage's Binding

Flash
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated.

Alpine Houndmaster

When Alpine Houndmaster enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a card named Alpine Watchdog and/or a card named Igneous Cur, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle your library.
Whenever Alpine Houndmaster attacks, it gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of other attacking creatures.

When Alpine Houndmaster enters, you may search your library for a card named Alpine Watchdog and/or a card named Igneous Cur, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.
Whenever Alpine Houndmaster attacks, it gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of other attacking creatures.

"A cyclops thinks slowly but strikes quickly. Try to keep it thinking."
—Brigone, soldier of Meletis

Flummoxed Cyclops

Reach
Whenever two or more creatures your opponents control attack, Flummoxed Cyclops can't block this combat.

"If you want them dead, buy some poison. If you want them to have the worst day of their life before dying, then let's talk price."

Hired Blade

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.)

"He's got more finesse than most goblins. He smashes windows with his fist rather than his forehead."
—Arrester Polgar

Goblin Locksmith

Whenever Goblin Locksmith attacks, creatures with defender can't block this turn.

The giant had heard of locks, but he had yet to discover a door he couldn't open.

Barge In

Target attacking creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Each attacking non-Human creature gains trample until end of turn.

"Relax. It's quite harmless. And it will dissolve completely in a month or two."
—Navona, Simic field tester

Slimebind

Flash
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets -4/-0.

"Article 5.8.2. Ensure proper restraint of any and all arms, legs, claws, jaws, tails, tentacles, and tendrils as appropriate."
—*Azorius Arrester Procedure*, Appendix B

Luminous Bonds

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can't attack or block.

"Rise and shine, my dears. We have work to do."
—Isareth the Awakener

Graveyard Marshal

{2}{B}, Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Create a tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

"The healers of Bant are second to none. I owe then a great deal for their tutelage."
—Ajani Goldmane

Court Cleric

Lifelink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.)
Court Cleric gets +1/+1 as long as you control an Ajani planeswalker.

Khorvath's Fury

For each player, choose friend or foe. Each friend discards all cards from their hand, then draws that many cards plus one. Khorvath's Fury deals damage to each foe equal to the number of cards in their hand.

Archaeologists don't just dig in the dirt. They excavate time, scraping off the years grain by grain.

Diligent Excavator

Whenever you cast a historic spell, target player puts the top two cards of their library into their graveyard. (Artifacts, legendaries, and Sagas are historic.)

Whenever you cast a historic spell, target player mills two cards. (Artifacts, legendaries, and Sagas are historic.)

The trainers were a gift of gratitude from the wizards of Tolaria West to the knights of New Benalia for their aid during the Talas Incursion.

Sparring Construct

When Sparring Construct dies, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.

An innumerable pack is concealed in a single reflection.

Polyraptor

Enrage — Whenever Polyraptor is dealt damage, create a token that's a copy of Polyraptor.

"Let the blood of the impure flow through you. Only the blessings of the golden city will purge its acrid taste from your mouth."
—High Marshal Arguel

Queen's Commission

Create two 1/1 white Vampire creature tokens with lifelink.

Arcane Adaptation

As Arcane Adaptation enters the battlefield, choose a creature type.
Creatures you control are the chosen type in addition to their other types. The same is true for creature spells you control and creature cards you own that aren't on the battlefield.

As Arcane Adaptation enters, choose a creature type.
Creatures you control are the chosen type in addition to their other types. The same is true for creature spells you control and creature cards you own that aren't on the battlefield.

The Legion's conquistadors could endure Ixalan's sun. Their forts could withstand a charging ceratops. But nothing can stop a ceratops strengthened by the sun.

Crash the Ramparts

Target creature gets +3/+3 and gains trample until end of turn.

Prosperous Bandit

First strike
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create that many tapped Treasure tokens.
(This token's mana cost is {2}{R}.)

*Goblin_Chieftain:* ur sooo hottt! Fight me lol
*Thrun_TheLastTroll:* skip leg day again?

Brash Taunter

Indestructible
Whenever Brash Taunter is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to target opponent.
{2}{R}, {T}: Brash Taunter fights another target creature.

Pass the Torch

Pass the Torch deals 2 damage to any target. Choose a creature card in your hand. It perpetually gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may cast target card named Pass the Torch from your graveyard without paying its mana cost. If you do, this creature perpetually loses this ability".

Goblin

Dog Illusion

This creature's power and toughness are each equal to twice the number of cards in your hand.

Construct

This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.

Humming-

Flying
Whenever you attack with two or more creatures,
Augment {3}{W} ({3}{W}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Mer Man

When this creature enters the battlefield,
you may draw a card.

When this creature enters, you may draw a card.

Bat-

Flying
At the beginning of each end step, if an opponent lost 3 or more life this turn,
Augment {1}{B} ({1}{B}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Treasure

{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.

"First attempt: unsuccessful. Instead of an amphibious chicken, hybridization produced an aquaphobic fish."

Teacher's Pet

{2}{W}, Sacrifice Teacher's Pet: Search your library for a card with augment, combine it with target host you control, then shuffle your library.

{2}{W}, Sacrifice Teacher's Pet: Search your library for a card with augment, combine it with target host you control, then shuffle.

Crafty Octopus

When this creature enters the battlefield, this creature assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

When this creature enters, this creature assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

"What's wrong, dear? Nothing a 44-to-22 bronze spur gear and reducer pairing couldn't fix, I bet."

Kindly Cognician

Spells you cast that refer to artifacts or Contraptions in their rules text cost {1} less to cast.

The S.N.E.A.K. Code clearly permits looting corpses for parts. That just meant Agent 47.3 had to make sure her target was dead first.

Finders, Keepers

Destroy target creature, then assemble a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)