Leonardo Santanna

Fearful monsters that creep ever forward, knives poised with deadly intent.

Tonberry

This creature enters tapped with a stun counter on it. (If it would become untapped, remove a stun counter from it instead.)
Chef's Knife — During your turn, this creature has first strike and deathtouch.

Howlsquad Heavy

Start your engines
Other Goblins you control have haste.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token. That token attacks this combat if able.
Max speed — {T}: Add {R} for each Goblin you control.

Start your engines!
Other Goblins you control have haste.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token. That token attacks this combat if able.
Max speed — {T}: Add {R} for each Goblin you control.

Autarch Mammoth

When this creature enters and whenever it attacks while saddled, create a 3/3 green Elephant creature token.
Saddle 5 (Tap any number of other creatures you control with total power 5 or more: This Mount becomes saddled until end of turn. Saddle only as a sorcery.)

On that fateful day, Sir Brilbury's fear of heights was outmatched by his sense of duty.

Fleeting Flight

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains flying until end of turn. Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to it this turn.

One day, the future king will protect a pride of his own. For now, he defends his family from the terror of the swishy tail.

Prideful Parent

Vigilance (Attacking doesn't cause this creature to tap.)
When this creature enters, create a 1/1 white Cat creature token.

Tinybones, Bauble Burglar

Whenever an opponent discards a card, exile it from their graveyard with a stash counter on it.
During your turn, you may play cards you don't own with stash counters on them from exile, and mana of any type can be spent to cast those spells.
{3}{B}, {T}: Each opponent discards a card. Activate only as a sorcery.

Elspeth, Sun's Champion

+1: Create three 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.
−3: Destroy all creatures with power 4 or greater.
−7: You get an emblem with "Creatures you control get +2/+2 and have flying."

[+1]: Create three 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.
[−3]: Destroy all creatures with power 4 or greater.
[−7]: You get an emblem with "Creatures you control get +2/+2 and have flying."

No fortification, however high, can protect those who provoke the ire of the molefolk.

Warstorm Surge

Whenever a creature you control enters, it deals damage equal to its power to any target.

Queen Marchesa's agents always manage to find the exact evidence they're looking for.

Scurrilous Sentry

Menace
Whenever Scurrilous Sentry enters the battlefield or attacks, it connives. (Draw a card, then discard a card. If you discarded a nonland card, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.)

Menace
Whenever this creature enters or attacks, it connives. (Draw a card, then discard a card. If you discarded a nonland card, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.)

Eldrazi Linebreaker

Devoid (This card has no color.)
Trample
At the beginning of combat on your turn, target creature you control gains haste and gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of Eldrazi you control.

Cyclops Superconductor

Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)
When Cyclops Superconductor enters the battlefield, you get {E}{E}{E} (three energy counters).
When Cyclops Superconductor dies, you may pay {E}{E}{E}. When you do, Cyclops Superconductor deals damage equal to its power to any target.

Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)
When this creature enters, you get {E}{E}{E} (three energy counters).
When this creature dies, you may pay {E}{E}{E}. When you do, this creature deals damage equal to its power to any target.

"Skreeg! I thought I told you to stop messing with... Oh, that worked. Good job, Skreeg."
—Ral Zarek

Invert Polarity

Choose target spell, then flip a coin. If you win the flip, gain control of that spell and you may choose new targets for it. If you lose the flip, counter that spell.

"Bring up the particulars from yesterday's altercation, and enhance."

Projektor Inspector

Whenever Projektor Inspector or another Detective enters the battlefield under your control and whenever a Detective you control is turned face up, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.

Whenever this creature or another Detective you control enters and whenever a Detective you control is turned face up, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.

"I did it! Double—no, triple homicide! In a building I set on fire. Yep, all me."

Rubblebelt Braggart

Whenever Rubblebelt Braggart attacks, if it's not suspected, you may suspect it. (A suspected creature has menace and can't block.)

Whenever this creature attacks, if it's not suspected, you may suspect it. (A suspected creature has menace and can't block.)

Rotisserie Elemental

Menace
Whenever Rotisserie Elemental deals combat damage to a player, put a skewer counter on Rotisserie Elemental. Then you may sacrifice it. If you do, exile the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of skewer counters on Rotisserie Elemental. You may play those cards this turn.

Menace
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, put a skewer counter on this creature. Then you may sacrifice it. If you do, exile the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of skewer counters on this creature. You may play those cards this turn.

Night of the Sweets' Revenge

When Night of the Sweets' Revenge enters the battlefield, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")
Foods you control have "{T}: Add {G}."
{5}{G}{G}, Sacrifice Night of the Sweets' Revenge: Creatures you control get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of Foods you control. Activate only as a sorcery.

When this enchantment enters, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
Foods you control have "{T}: Add {G}."
{5}{G}{G}, Sacrifice this enchantment: Creatures you control get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of Foods you control. Activate only as a sorcery.

"The old ways still work, but a little tech support never hurts."

Nezumi Bone-Reader

{B}, Sacrifice a creature: Target player discards a card. Activate only as a sorcery.

It was a big day for the gravediggers at Cliffside Cemetery.

Slaughter the Strong

Each player chooses any number of creatures they control with total power 4 or less, then sacrifices all other creatures they control.

Tales of heroes past galvanize the heroes of the future.

Candlekeep Inspiration

Until end of turn, creatures you control have base power and toughness X/X, where X is the number of cards you own in exile and in your graveyard that are instant cards, are sorcery cards, and/or have an Adventure.

"May Lady Luck smile upon you some other day, pal."

Tymora's Invoker

Rip through enough dirt and you'll eventually find something edible.

Colossal Badger // Dig Deep

When Colossal Badger enters the battlefield, you gain 3 life.

When this creature enters, you gain 3 life.

Bess, Soul Nourisher

Whenever one or more other creatures you control with base power and toughness 1/1 enter, put a +1/+1 counter on Bess.
Whenever Bess attacks, each other creature you control with base power and toughness 1/1 gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on Bess.

Maestros Confluence

Choose three. You may choose the same mode more than once.
• Return target monocolored instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.
• Target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn.
• Goad each creature target player controls. (Until your next turn, those creatures attack each combat if able and attack a player other than you if able.)

"So many fools think throwing something away is the same as disposing of it."

Oskar, Rubbish Reclaimer

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each different mana value among cards in your graveyard.
Whenever you discard a nonland card, you may cast it from your graveyard.

"He's an ugly little spud, isn't he?"
—Dr. Raymond Stantz

The Mimeoplasm

As The Mimeoplasm enters, you may exile two creature cards from graveyards. If you do, it enters as a copy of one of those cards with a number of additional +1/+1 counters on it equal to the power of the other card.

Elspeth, Sun's Champion // Elspeth, Sun's Champion

Sorin Markov

[+2]: Sorin Markov deals 2 damage to any target and you gain 2 life.
[−3]: Target opponent's life total becomes 10.
[−7]: You control target player during that player's next turn.

"And just as she was singing her final song, Miku's microphone died!"

Diabolic Tutor

Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.

Angel

"Ah, ah, ah! You didn't say the magic word."

Permission Denied

Counter target noncreature spell. Your opponents can't cast noncreature spells this turn.

"Dinosaurs left their blueprints behind for us."
—Mr. DNA

Dino DNA

Imprint — {1}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. Activate only as a sorcery.
{6}: Create a token that's a copy of target creature card exiled with this artifact, except it's a 6/6 green Dinosaur creature with trample. Activate only as a sorcery.

"You will either begin or end the ride no taller than this."

Bar Entry

Choose one —
• Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater.
• Destroy target creature with any part of its head higher than the bar. (Align the tops of both cards to check.)

The largest dunk tank in forty-seven galaxies.

Make a _____ Splash

Flash
When this enchantment enters, you may put a name sticker on it.
Whenever you put a sticker on this enchantment, tap up to X target creatures, where X is the number of u's in name stickers on this enchantment.

Centaur of Attention

When this creature enters, roll five six-sided dice and store those results on it.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may reroll any number of this creature's stored results.
This creature gets +X/+X, where X is the greatest number of stored results on it of the same value.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other ride.

Chicken Troupe

Ward {2} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {2}.)
When Chicken Troupe enters, you get {TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

"Ach! Hans, run! Get the camera. He's adorable!"
—Steffi Bobsdotter, next words

Killer Cosplay

Whenever this Equipment becomes attached to a creature, choose a creature card name with an identical mana cost. That creature becomes a copy of the card with the chosen name until this Equipment becomes unattached from it.
Equip {3}

"Petting in the petting zoo is not advised."
—Astrotorium waiver

_____-o-saurus

Trample
When this creature enters, you may put a name sticker on it. Put a +1/+1 counter on it for each unique vowel on that sticker. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.)

This dinosaur doesn't know what will kill him, but he's determined it won't be heart disease.

Resolute Veggiesaur

Trample
Whenever you roll your third die each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Stiltstrider

Reach
When Stiltstrider enters, you get {TK}{TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Semblance Scanner

Whenever Semblance Scanner or equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, if it's not a token, conjure a duplicate of it into your hand.
Reconfigure {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control; or unattach from a creature. Reconfigure only as a sorcery. While attached, this isn't a creature.)