Lauren K. Cannon

"I bring a message from the Autonomous Furn—argh!"

Serum Snare

Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. If that permanent had mana value 3 or less, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

"A single snowflake can trigger an avalanche. A single insight can do the same."

Tanufel Rimespeaker

Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 4 or greater, draw a card.

Unsettling Twins

When this creature enters, manifest dread. (Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature and the other into your graveyard. Turn it face up any time for its mana cost if it's a creature card.)

Pirate's Landing

Draw a card. If mana from a Treasure was spent to cast this spell, seek a Pirate card instead.

Dusk's Landing

Draw a card. If an opponent lost life this turn and you gained life this turn, seek two Vampire cards instead.

"Don't look at me. I'm not drinking it."
—Dranach, Dire Fleet boatswain

Mephitic Draught

When this artifact enters or is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

"Everyone wants to be remembered. Few are willing to do what it takes."

Glorifier of Suffering

When this creature enters, you may sacrifice another creature or artifact. When you do, put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures.

"I have raised many of my own contenders for the Coliseum. This one will be fearsome one day, mark my words."

Scheming Aspirant

Whenever you proliferate, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

"All elves aspire to be part of nature. Only Phyrexia can truly grant that wish."
—Glissa Sunslayer

Rustvine Cultivator

{T}: Put an oil counter on this creature.
{T}, Remove an oil counter from this creature: Untap target land.

She marks her favorite creations with a searing brand, leaving all others to be consumed by the furnace.

Furnace Punisher

Menace
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, this creature deals 2 damage to that player unless they control two or more basic lands.