Larissa Hasenheit

Eldrazi Guacamole Tightrope

2 — Haste
5 — You may cast this card from your graveyard by paying 2 life in addition to paying its other costs.
2 — 1/4
3 — 5/3

{TK}{TK} — Haste
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — You may cast this card from your graveyard by paying 2 life in addition to paying its other costs.
{TK}{TK} — 1/4
{TK}{TK}{TK} — 5/3

Trendy Circus Pirate

2 — Deathtouch
5 — Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create that many 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens.
2 — 5/1
3 — 3/6

{TK}{TK} — Deathtouch
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create that many 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens.
{TK}{TK} — 5/1
{TK}{TK}{TK} — 3/6

Night Brushwagg Ringmaster

2 — Menace
3 — Persist (When this permanent dies, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a -1/-1 counter on it.)
2 — 2/3
6 — 10/10

{TK}{TK} — Menace
{TK}{TK}{TK} — Persist (When this permanent dies, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a -1/-1 counter on it.)
{TK}{TK} — 2/3
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 10/10

Urza's Dark Cannonball

2 — Exalted, exalted (Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each instance of exalted among permanents you control.)
3 — Shadow (This creature can block or be blocked only by creatures with shadow.)
2 — 1/5
4 — 7/4

{TK}{TK} — Exalted, exalted (Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each instance of exalted among permanents you control.)
{TK}{TK}{TK} — Shadow (This creature can block or be blocked only by creatures with shadow.)
{TK}{TK} — 1/5
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 7/4

Misunderstood Trapeze Elf

2 — Whenever you cast a spell, this creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the amount of generic mana in that spell's mana cost.
3 — Hexproof
2 — 4/2
4 — 6/6

{TK}{TK} — Whenever you cast a spell, this creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the amount of generic mana in that spell's mana cost.
{TK}{TK}{TK} — Hexproof
{TK}{TK} — 4/2
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 6/6

Zombie Cheese Magician

2 — First strike
4 — Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw that many cards.
2 — 3/3
3 — 6/2

{TK}{TK} — First strike
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw that many cards.
{TK}{TK} — 3/3
{TK}{TK}{TK} — 6/2

Carnival Elephant Meteor

2 — Sacrifice this permanent: Draw two cards.
3 — Whenever this creature attacks, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)
2 — 4/1
5 — 8/7

{TK}{TK} — Sacrifice this permanent: Draw two cards.
{TK}{TK}{TK} — Whenever this creature attacks, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)
{TK}{TK} — 4/1
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 8/7

Happy Dead Squirrel

2 — {T}: Add {C}{C}. Spend this mana only to cast noncreature spells.
3 — Infect (This permanent deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.)
2 — 3/2
4 — 4/7

{TK}{TK} — {T}: Add {C}{C}. Spend this mana only to cast noncreature spells.
{TK}{TK}{TK} — Infect (This permanent deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.)
{TK}{TK} — 3/2
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 4/7

Slimy Burrito Illusion

2 — Bushido 2 (Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked, it gets +2/+2 until end of turn.)
3 — Double strike
2 — 2/4
4 — 5/6

{TK}{TK} — Bushido 2 (Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked, it gets +2/+2 until end of turn.)
{TK}{TK}{TK} — Double strike
{TK}{TK} — 2/4
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 5/6

Spooky Clown Mox

2 — Vigilance
4 — {1}, {T}: Tap target creature.
2 — 1/5
3 — 5/4

{TK}{TK} — Vigilance
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — {1}, {T}: Tap target creature.
{TK}{TK} — 1/5
{TK}{TK}{TK} — 5/4

Mystic Doom Sandwich

2 — Lifelink
3 — This creature must be blocked if able. Whenever this creature becomes blocked, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each creature blocking it.
2 — 1/4
5 — 6/8

{TK}{TK} — Lifelink
{TK}{TK}{TK} — This creature must be blocked if able. Whenever this creature becomes blocked, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each creature blocking it.
{TK}{TK} — 1/4
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 6/8

Narrow-Minded Baloney Fireworks

2 — Whenever this creature attacks, you gain 2 life.
3 — Vigilance, reach
2 — 2/4
5 — 7/7

{TK}{TK} — Whenever this creature attacks, you gain 2 life.
{TK}{TK}{TK} — Vigilance, reach
{TK}{TK} — 2/4
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 7/7

Unsanctioned Ancient Juggler

2 — Whenever this creature attacks, bolster 1. (Choose a creature with the least toughness among creatures you control and put a +1/+1 counter on it.)
4 — Indestructible
2 — 3/2
3 — 5/4

{TK}{TK} — Whenever this creature attacks, bolster 1. (Choose a creature with the least toughness among creatures you control and put a +1/+1 counter on it.)
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — Indestructible
{TK}{TK} — 3/2
{TK}{TK}{TK} — 5/4

Deep-Fried Plague Myr

2 — Whenever this creature attacks, scry 1.
3 — When this permanent leaves the battlefield, you may destroy target artifact or enchantment.
3 — 4/5
4 — 8/4

{TK}{TK} — Whenever this creature attacks, scry 1.
{TK}{TK}{TK} — Whenever this permanent leaves the battlefield, you may destroy target artifact or enchantment.
{TK}{TK}{TK} — 4/5
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 8/4

Contortionist Otter Storm

2 — {T}: Target creature gains haste until end of turn.
4 — Deathtouch, lifelink
2 — 5/1
3 — 3/5

{TK}{TK} — {T}: Target creature gains haste until end of turn.
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — Deathtouch, lifelink
{TK}{TK} — 5/1
{TK}{TK}{TK} — 3/5

Sticky Kavu Daredevil

2 — When this permanent dies, you may return target creature to its owner's hand.
4 — Whenever this creature attacks, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
2 — 3/3
3 — 2/6

{TK}{TK} — Whenever this permanent dies, you may return target creature to its owner's hand.
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — Whenever this creature attacks, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
{TK}{TK} — 3/3
{TK}{TK}{TK} — 2/6

Goblin Coward Parade

2 — Mentor (Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature with lesser power.)
3 — When this permanent leaves the battlefield, you may destroy target creature with power 4 or greater.
2 — 2/3
4 — 8/4

{TK}{TK} — Mentor (Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature with lesser power.)
{TK}{TK}{TK} — When this permanent leaves the battlefield, you may destroy target creature with power 4 or greater.
{TK}{TK} — 2/3
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 8/4

Phyrexian Midway Bamboozle

2 — Whenever this creature attacks, you get {Ticket}.
3 — Undying (When this permanent dies, if it had no +1/+1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it.)
2 — 4/2
5 — 6/9

{TK}{TK} — Whenever this creature attacks, you get {TK}.
{TK}{TK}{TK} — Undying (When this creature dies, if it had no +1/+1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it.)
{TK}{TK} — 4/2
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 6/9

Eternal Acrobat Toast

2 — Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control.
3 — {T}: Untap another target permanent.
3 — 4/4
5 — 7/8

{TK}{TK} — Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under it owner's control.
{TK}{TK}{TK} — {T}: Untap another target permanent.
{TK}{TK}{TK} — 4/4
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 7/8

Jetpack Death Seltzer

2 — Trample
3 — {3}: Monstrosity 3. (If this permanent isn't monstrous, put three +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes monstrous.)
3 — 2/7
4 — 6/5

{TK}{TK} — Trample
{TK}{TK}{TK} — {3}: Monstrosity 3. (If this creature isn't monstrous, put three +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes monstrous.)
{TK}{TK}{TK} — 2/7
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 6/5

Demonic Tourist Laser

2 — Outlast {1} ({1}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Outlast only as a sorcery.)
3 — When this permanent dies, you get seven {Ticket}.
2 — 1/4
5 — 9/6

{TK}{TK} — Outlast {1} ({1}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Outlast only as a sorcery.)
{TK}{TK}{TK} — When this permanent dies, you get seven {TK}.
{TK}{TK} — 1/4
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 9/6

Cursed Firebreathing Yogurt

2 — Prowess, prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn twice.)
5 — {2}, {T}: This permanent deals 2 damage to any target.
2 — 4/2
4 — 4/8

{TK}{TK} — Prowess, prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn twice.)
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — {2}, {T}: This permanent deals 2 damage to any target.
{TK}{TK} — 4/2
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 4/8

Ancestral Hot Dog Minotaur

2 — Afflict 2 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked, defending player loses 2 life.)
3 — Flying
2 — 1/4
5 — 8/6

{TK}{TK} — Afflict 2 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked, defending player loses 2 life.)
{TK}{TK}{TK} — Flying
{TK}{TK} — 1/4
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 8/6

Familiar Beeble Mascot

2 — Whenever this creature attacks, untap target permanent.
4 — Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
2 — 2/3
3 — 5/3

{TK}{TK} — Whenever this creature attacks, untap target permanent.
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — Whenever a creature enters under your control, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
{TK}{TK} — 2/3
{TK}{TK}{TK} — 5/3

Giant Mana Cake

2 — When this permanent leaves the battlefield, create two Food tokens. (They're artifacts with "{2}, {T}: You gain 3 life.")
4 — When this permanent leaves the battlefield, you may destroy target permanent.
2 — 3/3
3 — 6/2

{TK}{TK} — When this permanent leaves the battlefield, create two Food tokens. (They're artifacts with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — When this permanent dies, destroy target nonland permanent.
{TK}{TK} — 3/3
{TK}{TK}{TK} — 6/2

Snazzy Aether Homunculus

2 — {1}: Target creature gains all creature types until end of turn.
3 — Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, draw a card.
2 — 2/4
5 — 8/7

{TK}{TK} — {1}: Target creature gains all creature types until end of turn.
{TK}{TK}{TK} — Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, draw a card.
{TK}{TK} — 2/4
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 8/7

Squid Fire Knight

2 — {T}: The next time target player would roll one or more dice this turn, instead they roll that many dice plus one, then you choose one of those rolls to ignore.
3 — Protection from odd mana values
2 — 4/1
4 — 6/6

{TK}{TK} — {T}: The next time target player would roll one or more dice this turn, instead they roll that many dice plus one, then you choose one of those rolls to ignore.
{TK}{TK}{TK} — Protection from odd mana values
{TK}{TK} — 4/1
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 6/6

Cool Fluffy Loxodon

2 — When this permanent leaves the battlefield, draw a card.
5 — Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, this permanent becomes a 13/13 Eldrazi creature in addition to its other types
until end of turn.
2 — 4/2
4 — 5/6

{TK}{TK} — When this permanent leaves the battlefield, draw a card.
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — Whenever a creature enters under your control, this permanent becomes a 13/13 Eldrazi creature in addition to its other types until end of turn.
{TK}{TK} — 4/2
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 5/6

Space Fungus Snickerdoodle

2 — Skulk (This creature can't be blocked by creatures with greater power.)
3 — Battle cry (Whenever this creature attacks, each other attacking creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.)
2 — 3/2
5 — 6/8

{TK}{TK} — Skulk (This creature can't be blocked by creatures with greater power.)
{TK}{TK}{TK} — Battle cry (Whenever this creature attacks, each other attacking creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.)
{TK}{TK} — 3/2
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 6/8

Playable Delusionary Hydra

2 — {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
4 — Whenever this creature attacks, you gain 3 life and draw a card.
2 — 1/5
3 — 4/4

{TK}{TK} — {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — Whenever this creature attacks, you gain 3 life and draw a card.
{TK}{TK} — 1/5
{TK}{TK}{TK} — 4/4

Wrinkly Monkey Shenanigans

2 — {1}: Target creature can't block this creature this turn.
4 — Morbid — At the beginning of each end step, if a creature died this turn and this permanent is a creature, put a -1/-1 counter on this permanent and draw a card.
2 — 2/4
3 — 7/2

{TK}{TK} — {1}: Target creature can't block this creature this turn.
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — Morbid — At the beginning of each end step, if a creature died this turn and this permanent is a creature, put a -1/-1 counter on this permanent and draw a card.
{TK}{TK} — 2/4
{TK}{TK}{TK} — 7/2

Geek Lotus Warrior

2 — {2}: This creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
4 — Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, this permanent deals 2 damage to target player.
2 — 4/1
3 — 3/6

{TK}{TK} — {2}: This creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — Whenever a creature enters under your control, this permanent deals 2 damage to target player.
{TK}{TK} — 4/1
{TK}{TK}{TK} — 3/6

Primal Elder Kitty

2 — {1}: This creature gets +1/-1 until end of turn.
3 — When this creature dies, you may put X +1/+1 counters on target creature, where X is this creature's power.
2 — 5/1
4 — 4/7

{TK}{TK} — {1}: This creature gets +1/-1 until end of turn.
{TK}{TK}{TK} — When this creature dies, you may put X +1/+1 counters on target creature, where X is this creature's power.
{TK}{TK} — 5/1
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 4/7

Sassy Gremlin Blood

2 — Whenever this creature attacks, create a Treasure token.
5 — {3}: Target creature gains flying until end of turn.
2 — 3/2
6 — 10/10

{TK}{TK} — Whenever this creature attacks, create a Treasure token.
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — {3}: Target creature gains flying until end of turn.
{TK}{TK} — 3/2
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 10/10

Yawgmoth Merfolk Soul

2 — When this permanent leaves the battlefield, target player discards a card.
5 — When this permanent leaves the battlefield, create five 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature tokens.
2 — 3/3
4 — 6/5

{TK}{TK} — When this permanent leaves the battlefield, target player discards a card.
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — When this permanent leaves the battlefield, create five 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature tokens.
{TK}{TK} — 3/3
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 6/5

Unassuming Gelatinous Serpent

2 — When this permanent dies, return target noncreature, nonland card from your graveyard to your hand.
4 — Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player mills twice that many cards.
2 — 2/3
3 — 7/2

{TK}{TK} — When this permanent dies, return target noncreature, nonland card from your graveyard to your hand.
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player mills twice that many cards.
{TK}{TK} — 2/3
{TK}{TK}{TK} — 7/2

Squishy Sphinx Ninja

2 — Ward {2} (Whenever this permanent becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {2}.)
4 — Provoke (Whenever this creature attacks, you may have target creature defending player controls untap and block it if able.)
3 — 5/3
5 — 7/7

{TK}{TK} — Ward {2} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {2}.)
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — Provoke (Whenever this creature attacks, you may have target creature defending player controls untap and block it if able.)
{TK}{TK}{TK} — 5/3
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 7/7

Unique Charmed Pants

2 — {T}: Add one mana of any color.
3 — Whenever this creature attacks, if it's not a Brushwagg, it gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of supertypes, card types, and subtypes it has.
2 — 5/1
4 — 4/8

{TK}{TK} — {T}: Add one mana of any color.
{TK}{TK}{TK} — Whenever this creature attacks, if it's not a Brushwagg, it gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of supertypes, card types, and subtypes it has.
{TK}{TK} — 5/1
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 4/8

Unhinged Beast Hunt

2 — {T}: You gain 1 life.
4 — Whenever this creature attacks, tap each creature an opponent controls with the same power and/or same toughness as this creature.
2 — 4/1
3 — 2/6

{TK}{TK} — {T}: You gain 1 life.
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — Whenever this creature attacks, tap each creature an opponent controls with the same power and/or same toughness as this creature.
{TK}{TK} — 4/1
{TK}{TK}{TK} — 2/6

Wild Ogre Bupkis

2 — Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
3 — Metalcraft — This permanent has protection from noncreature permanents as long as you control three or more artifacts.
2 — 5/1
4 — 7/4

{TK}{TK} — Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
{TK}{TK}{TK} — Metalcraft — This permanent has protection from noncreature permanents as long as you control three or more artifacts.
{TK}{TK} — 5/1
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 7/4

Notorious Sliver War

2 — {5}: Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
3 — Protection from creatures with two or more creature types
2 — 3/3
5 — 9/6

{TK}{TK} — {5}: Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
{TK}{TK}{TK} — Protection from creatures with two or more creature types
{TK}{TK} — 3/3
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 9/6

Weird Angel Flame

2 — Heroic — Whenever you cast a spell that targets this permanent, put two +1/+1 counters on it.
3 — Protection from even mana values
2 — 2/3
5 — 7/8

{TK}{TK} — Heroic — Whenever you cast a spell that targets this permanent, put two +1/+1 counters on it.
{TK}{TK}{TK} — Protection from even mana values
{TK}{TK} — 2/3
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 7/8

Vampire Champion Fury

2 — Hellbent — This creature gets +3/+3 as long as you have no cards in hand.
4 — {2}, Sacrifice this creature: It deals X damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures, where X is its power.
2 — 1/5
3 — 6/3

{TK}{TK} — Hellbent — This creature gets +3/+3 as long as you have no cards in hand.
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — {2}, Sacrifice this creature: It deals X damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures, where X is its power.
{TK}{TK} — 1/5
{TK}{TK}{TK} — 6/3

Trained Blessed Mind

2 — {T}: Exile target card from a graveyard.
3 — Threshold — As long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard, this creature gets +4/+0 and has trample.
2 — 4/2
5 — 6/9

{TK}{TK} — {T}: Exile target card from a graveyard.
{TK}{TK}{TK} — Threshold — As long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard, this creature gets +4/+0 and has trample.
{TK}{TK} — 4/2
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 6/9

Unglued Pea-Brained Dinosaur

2 — {T}: Add {2}. Spend this mana only to cast creature spells.
4 — At the beginning of combat on your turn, target noncreature artifact you control becomes a 4/4 artifact creature with flying until end of turn.
2 — 2/4
5 — 8/6

{TK}{TK} — {T}: Add {2}. Spend this mana only to cast creature spells.
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — At the beginning of combat on your turn, target noncreature artifact you control becomes a 4/4 artifact creature with flying until end of turn.
{TK}{TK} — 2/4
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 8/6

Elemental Time Flamingo

2 — Exile this permanent: You may cast target nonland card from your graveyard this turn.
4 — Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
2 — 1/5
3 — 5/4

{TK}{TK} — Exile this permanent: You may cast target nonland card from your graveyard this turn.
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
{TK}{TK} — 1/5
{TK}{TK}{TK} — 5/4

Unstable Robot Dragon

2 — {1}: Switch this creature's power and toughness until end of turn.
4 — Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +5/+5 until end of turn.
2 — 3/2
3 — 2/7

{TK}{TK} — {1}: Switch this creature's power and toughness until end of turn.
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +5/+5 until end of turn.
{TK}{TK} — 3/2
{TK}{TK}{TK} — 2/7

Werewolf Lightning Mage

{TK}{TK} — Landfall — Whenever a land enters under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on this permanent.
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — Whenever a creature blocks this creature, that creature gets -4/-4 until end of turn.
{TK}{TK} — 4/1
{TK}{TK}{TK} — 3/5