José Parodi

In Too Deep

Split second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't cast spells or activate abilities that aren't mana abilities.)
Enchant creature, planeswalker, or Clue
Enchanted permanent is a colorless Clue artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card" and loses all other abilities. (It's no longer a creature or planeswalker.)

Collective Drone

Collective Drone's power is equal to the number of artifact creatures you control.

Rogue Artificial Intelligence

When this creature enters, choose one —
• You gain 3 life.
• Surveil 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)
Basic landcycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Thrummingbird

Flying
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Lifecraft Engine

As this Vehicle enters, choose a creature type.
Vehicle creatures you control are the chosen creature type in addition to their other types.
Each creature you control of the chosen type other than this Vehicle gets +1/+1.
Crew 3

Burner Rocket

Flash
When this Vehicle enters, target creature you control gets +2/+0 and gains trample until end of turn.
Crew 1 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 1 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

"A new day dawns for Avishkar, and we shall draw our power from its light."

Brightglass Gearhulk

First strike, trample
When this creature enters, you may search your library for up to two artifact, creature, and/or enchantment cards with mana value 1 or less, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.

Boosted Sloop

Menace
Whenever you attack, draw a card, then discard a card.
Crew 1 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 1 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Celestial Armor

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.)
When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. That creature gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.
Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has flying.
Equip {3}{W} ({3}{W}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Unstable Amulet

When this artifact enters, you get {E}{E} (two energy counters).
Whenever you cast a spell from anywhere other than your hand, this artifact deals 1 damage to each opponent.
{T}, Pay {E}{E}: Exile the top card of your library. You may play it until you exile another card with this artifact.

Salvation Colossus

Flying, vigilance, trample
Whenever you attack, other creatures you control get +2/+2 and gain indestructible until end of turn.
Unearth—Pay eight {E}. (Pay eight energy counters: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step or if it would leave the battlefield. Unearth only as a sorcery.)

"We should have taken the blasted ferry!"
—Hope Hagan, prospector

Failed Fording

Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. If you control a Desert, surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.)

Transmutation Font

{T}: Create your choice of a Blood token, a Clue token, or a Food token.
{3}, {T}, Sacrifice three artifact tokens with different names: Search your library for an artifact card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Activate only as a sorcery.

Lodestone Needle // Guidestone Compass

Flash
When this artifact enters, tap up to one target artifact or creature and put two stun counters on it.
Craft with artifact {2}{U} ({2}{U}, Exile this artifact, Exile another artifact you control or an artifact card from your graveyard: Return this card transformed under its owner's control. Craft only as a sorcery.)

"Let's send our vampiric visitors a welcoming party, shall we?"
—Anim Pakal, Thousandth Moon

Goldfury Strider

Trample
Tap two untapped artifacts and/or creatures you control: Target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.

Urabrask // The Great Work

First strike
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, Urabrask deals 1 damage to target opponent. Add {R}.
{R}: Exile Urabrask, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control. Activate only as a sorcery and only if you've cast three or more instant and/or sorcery spells this turn.

Phyrexian Harvester

Menace
Whenever Phyrexian Harvester is dealt damage, seek that many nonland cards. At the beginning of your next end step, discard those cards.

Ribskiff

Toxic 2 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get two poison counters.)
When this Vehicle enters, draw a card.
Crew 3 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 3 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Nimraiser Paladin

Toxic 2 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get two poison counters.)
When this creature enters, return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to your hand.

Humble, obedient, and tireless, myr require little modification to excel as servants of Phyrexia.

Myr Convert

Toxic 1 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get a poison counter.)
{T}, Pay 2 life: Add one mana of any color.

Infested Fleshcutter

Equipped creature gets +2/+0.
Whenever equipped creature attacks, create a 1/1 colorless Phyrexian Mite artifact creature token with toxic 1 and "This token can't block." (Players dealt combat damage by it also get a poison counter.)
Equip {2}{W}

Golem

The horrors of Sorin's Haunted Mansion scared Hurrk half to life.

Scared Stiff

This creature has menace as long as you control a stickered permanent.

"When riding Erebos's Whip, remember to keep your arms, legs, and any strange flailing appendages inside the vehicle at all times."

Ride Guide

When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)

Treasure Keeper // Treasure Keeper

Treasure Keeper

When this creature dies, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a nonland card with mana value 3 or less. You may cast that card without paying its mana cost. Put all revealed cards not cast this way on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Noble's Purse

This artifact enters tapped and with three coin counters on it.
{T}, Remove a coin counter from this artifact: Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

The Flaming Fist soldiers prepared to face a bulette, or worse, but the cause of the rumblings turned out to be much more benign and bizarre.

Drillworks Mole

{2}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature and a +1/+1 counter on up to one target commander creature you control.

Vazi, Keen Negotiator

Haste
{T}: Target opponent creates X Treasure tokens, where X is the number of Treasure tokens you created this turn.
Whenever an opponent casts a spell or activates an ability, if mana from a Treasure was spent to cast it or activate it, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, then draw a card.

"There's nothing technology can build that nature can't eventually reclaim."
—Vivien Reid

Artifact Mutation

Destroy target artifact. It can't be regenerated. Create X 1/1 green Saproling creature tokens, where X is that artifact's mana value.