Johann Bodin

Every death was funnier than the last, until his howling laughter drowned out his victims' screams.

Cackling Slasher

Deathtouch
Cackling Slasher enters with a +1/+1 counter on it if a creature died this turn.

"You'd better be worth it."
—Liliana Vess

Reanimate

Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. You lose life equal to its mana value.

"Surprise! Aaahahahahah! You should see the look on your face. Here, let's peel it off so you can!"

Vicious Clown

Whenever another creature you control with power 2 or less enters, Vicious Clown gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Best friends are great to share secrets with—like where the matches are, or how to find a human heart.

Friendly Teddy

When Friendly Teddy dies, each player draws a card.

Hunter's Edge

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Then that creature deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control.

Flesh-Eater Imp

Flying
Infect (This creature deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.)
Sacrifice a creature: Flesh-Eater Imp gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

"It's so cute when it's sleeping, isn't it? Actually, it's still as abhorrent as ever, but at least it's not trying to kill us."
—Noyan Dar, Tazeem lullmage

Narcolepsy

Enchant creature
At the beginning of each upkeep, if enchanted creature is untapped, tap it.

Hanged Executioner

Flying
When Hanged Executioner enters, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.
{3}{W}, Exile Hanged Executioner: Exile target creature.

Mantis riders know their mounts owe them no allegiance. Even a mantis ridden for years would consume a rider who loses focus for only a moment.

Mantis Rider

Nulldrifter

When you cast this spell, draw two cards.
Flying
Annihilator 1 (Whenever this creature attacks, defending player sacrifices a permanent.)
Evoke {2}{U} (You may cast this spell for its evoke cost. If you do, it's sacrificed when it enters the battlefield.)

When you cast this spell, draw two cards.
Flying
Annihilator 1 (Whenever this creature attacks, defending player sacrifices a permanent.)
Evoke {2}{U} (You may cast this spell for its evoke cost. If you do, it's sacrificed when it enters.)

Just because you can't see it doesn't mean it won't hurt.

Ghostfire Slice

Devoid (This card has no color.)
This spell costs {2} less to cast if an opponent controls a multicolored permanent.
Ghostfire Slice deals 4 damage to any target.

Propagator Drone

Devoid (This card has no color.)
Creature tokens you control have evolve. (They have "Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, if it has greater power or toughness than this token, put a +1/+1 counter on this token." They see this creature enter.)
{3}{G}: Create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token with "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}."

Devoid (This card has no color.)
Creature tokens you control have evolve. (They have "Whenever a creature you control enters, if it has greater power or toughness than this token, put a +1/+1 counter on this token." They see this creature enter.)
{3}{G}: Create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token with "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}."

Ugin saw the gem that connected Bolas to his Meditation Realm as the key to his brother's downfall.

Finale of Revelation

Draw X cards. If X is 10 or more, instead shuffle your graveyard into your library, draw X cards, untap up to five lands, and you have no maximum hand size for the rest of the game.
Exile Finale of Revelation.

The ground erupted in time with the hedron's thrum, a dirge of the last days.

Awakening Zone

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token. It has "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}."

"You said one weapon in the duel. Ain't my fault you forgot to specify size."

Thunder Salvo

Thunder Salvo deals X damage to target creature, where X is 2 plus the number of other spells you've cast this turn.

Galvanic Iteration

When you cast your next instant or sorcery spell this turn, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.
Flashback {1}{U}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

When you next cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.
Flashback {1}{U}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

The new model has improved aerodynamics but introduced a few glitches in the targeting system.

Bladegriff Prototype

Flying
Whenever Bladegriff Prototype deals combat damage to a player, destroy target nonland permanent of that player's choice that one of your opponents controls.

"You say this Tenth District, not Rubblebelt. But where smash happen, that Rubblebelt. Rubblebelt state of mind."
—Urgdar, cyclops philosopher

Chainwhip Cyclops

{3}{R}: Target creature can't block this turn.

"Nobody ever listens to my complaints! Not even when I use the listening stick."

Ornery Goblin

Whenever Ornery Goblin blocks or becomes blocked by a creature, Ornery Goblin deals 1 damage to that creature.

Common Gruul career aspirations: berserker, shaman, catapult.

Turret Ogre

Reach
When Turret Ogre enters the battlefield, if you control another creature with power 4 or greater, Turret Ogre deals 2 damage to each opponent.

Reach (This creature can block creatures with flying.)
When Turret Ogre enters, if you control another creature with power 4 or greater, Turret Ogre deals 2 damage to each opponent.

Thoughtbound Phantasm

Defender
Whenever you surveil, put a +1/+1 counter on Thoughtbound Phantasm.
As long as Thoughtbound Phantasm has three or more +1/+1 counters on it, it can attack as though it didn't have defender.

Sometimes an expedition reaches a natural conclusion. Sometimes it all just comes crashing down.

Rumbling Rockslide

Rumbling Rockslide deals damage to target creature equal to the number of lands you control.

The gourd carving was supposed to take place *after* the feast.

Ruinous Intrusion

Exile target artifact or enchantment. Put X +1/+1 counters on target creature you control, where X is the mana value of the permanent exiled this way.

"Gather round and tell me all from the courts and castles."

Mad Ratter

Whenever you draw your second card each turn, create two 1/1 black Rat creature tokens.

Grabby Giant // That's Mine

Reach
{2}{R}, Sacrifice an artifact or land: Draw a card.

Alliance of Arms

Join forces — Starting with you, each player may pay any amount of mana. Each player creates X 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens, where X is the total amount of mana paid this way.

Fierce Empath

When Fierce Empath enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a creature card with mana value 6 or greater, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

When Fierce Empath enters, you may search your library for a creature card with mana value 6 or greater, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

The hive knows no fear or mercy, only hunger.

Syphon Sliver

Sliver creatures you control have lifelink.

Sliver creatures you control have lifelink. (Damage dealt by a Sliver creature you control also causes you to gain that much life.)

"The key to safely studying any sliver is to find out what provokes it, then absolutely never do that."
—Rukarumel, field journal

Spiteful Sliver

Sliver creatures you control have "Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to target player or planeswalker."

Ayara's Oathsworn

Menace
Whenever Ayara's Oathsworn deals combat damage to a player, if it has fewer than four +1/+1 counters on it, put a +1/+1 counter on it. Then if it has exactly four +1/+1 counters on it, search your library for a card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

A barricade only buys time. So the wealthy buy more barricades.

Siege Zombie

Tap three untapped creatures you control: Each opponent loses 1 life.

Polukranos, World Eater

{X}{X}{G}: Monstrosity X. (If this creature isn't monstrous, put X +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes monstrous.)
When Polukranos, World Eater becomes monstrous, it deals X damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures your opponents control. Each of those creatures deals damage equal to its power to Polukranos.

Invasion of Kylem // Valor's Reach Tag Team

(As a Siege enters, choose an opponent to protect it. You and others can attack it. When it's defeated, exile it, then cast it transformed.)
When Invasion of Kylem enters the battlefield, up to two target creatures each get +2/+0 and gain vigilance and haste until end of turn.

(As a Siege enters, choose an opponent to protect it. You and others can attack it. When it's defeated, exile it, then cast it transformed.)
When Invasion of Kylem enters, up to two target creatures each get +2/+0 and gain vigilance and haste until end of turn.

Blessed Alliance

Escalate {2} (Pay this cost for each mode chosen beyond the first.)
Choose one or more —
• Target player gains 4 life.
• Untap up to two target creatures.
• Target opponent sacrifices an attacking creature.

Stitcher's Apprentice

{1}{U}, {T}: Create a 2/2 blue Homunculus creature token, then sacrifice a creature.

Spectral Shepherd

Flying
{1}{U}: Return target Spirit you control to its owner's hand.

Advanced Stitchwing

Flying
{2}{U}, Discard two cards: Return Advanced Stitchwing from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Collective Brutality

Escalate—
Discard a card. (Pay this cost for each mode chosen beyond the first.)
Choose one or more —
• Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose an instant or sorcery card from it. That player discards that card.
• Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn.
• Target opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Escalate—Discard a card. (Pay this cost for each mode chosen beyond the first.)
Choose one or more —
• Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose an instant or sorcery card from it. That player discards that card.
• Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn.
• Target opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Phyrexian or Mirran, most goblins stick to the job they know best.

Artillerize

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature.
Artillerize deals 5 damage to any target.

Geth's Summons

Return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Corrupted — For each opponent who has three or more poison counters as you cast this spell, put up to one target creature card from that player's graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.

Tangleweave Armor

Living weapon (When this Equipment enters the battlefield, create a 0/0 black Phyrexian Germ creature token, then attach this to it.)
Equipped creature gets +X/+X, where X is the greatest mana value among your commanders.
Equip {4}

Living weapon (When this Equipment enters, create a 0/0 black Phyrexian Germ creature token, then attach this to it.)
Equipped creature gets +X/+X, where X is the greatest mana value among your commanders.
Equip {4}

Some of Sheoldred's goliaths spread the glory of Phyrexia. Others just eat.

Ravenous Necrotitan

Corrupted — When Ravenous Necrotitan enters the battlefield, sacrifice a creature unless an opponent has three or more poison counters.

Corrupted — When Ravenous Necrotitan enters, sacrifice a creature unless an opponent has three or more poison counters.

Bloated Contaminator

Trample
Toxic 1 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get a poison counter.)
Whenever Bloated Contaminator deals combat damage to a player, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Malcator, Purity Overseer

When Malcator, Purity Overseer enters the battlefield, create a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Golem artifact creature token.
At the beginning of your end step, if three or more artifacts entered the battlefield under your control this turn, create a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Golem artifact creature token.

When Malcator, Purity Overseer enters, create a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Golem artifact creature token.
At the beginning of your end step, if three or more artifacts entered the battlefield under your control this turn, create a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Golem artifact creature token.

Tainted Observer

Flying
Toxic 1 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get a poison counter.)
Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may pay {2}. If you do, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Flying
Toxic 1 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get a poison counter.)
Whenever another creature you control enters, you may pay {2}. If you do, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

It watches through the never-ending day, motionless save for the unsettling, twitching dance it performs as each sun reaches its apex.

Zenith Chronicler

Whenever a player casts their first multicolored spell each turn, each other player draws a card.

Elvish Aberration

{T}: Add {G}{G}{G}.
Forestcycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for a Forest card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

From a distance, dormant dragon engines can be mistaken for harmless statues. By the time you get close enough to spot the scorch marks, it's too late.

Dragon Engine

{2}: Dragon Engine gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

"Serves you right for rushing ahead."
—Kaliea, Sea Gate trapfinder

Chilling Trap

Target creature gets -4/-0 until end of turn. If you control a Wizard, draw a card.

"If it were merely lethal, that would be sufficient. The art, however, is in maximizing the suffering it causes."
—Liliana Vess

Ulcerate

Target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn. You lose 3 life.

Spark of Creativity

Choose target creature. Exile the top card of your library. You may have Spark of Creativity deal damage to that creature equal to the exiled card's mana value. If you don't, you may play that card until end of turn.

Scion Summoner

Devoid (This card has no color.)
When Scion Summoner enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature token. It has "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}." ({C} represents colorless mana.)

Devoid (This card has no color.)
When Scion Summoner enters, create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature token. It has "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}." ({C} represents colorless mana.)

Fey energy clings to you, a shimmering reminder of your otherworldly travels.

Feywild Visitor

Commander creatures you own have "Whenever one or more nontoken creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, you create a 1/1 blue Faerie Dragon creature token with flying."

It knows one fundamental truth: bodies belong in graves.

Selhoff Entomber

{T}, Discard a creature card: Draw a card.

Archghoul of Thraben

Whenever Archghoul of Thraben or another Zombie you control dies, look at the top card of your library. If it's a Zombie card, you may reveal it and put it into your hand. If you don't put the card into your hand, you may put it into your graveyard.

Urge to Feed

Target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn. You may tap any number of untapped Vampire creatures you control. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on each of those Vampires.

Voldaren Bloodcaster // Bloodbat Summoner

Flying
Whenever Voldaren Bloodcaster or another nontoken creature you control dies, create a Blood token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.")
Whenever you create a Blood token, if you control five or more Blood tokens, transform Voldaren Bloodcaster.

Furious and unable to separate, the bitter rivals consoled themselves by splitting everything else they saw in half.

Cleaver Skaab

{3}, {T}, Sacrifice another Zombie: Create two tokens that are copies of the sacrificed creature.

Spreading Insurrection

Gain control of target creature you don't control until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn.
Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn. You may choose new targets for the copies.)

Road // Ruin

Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Doomskar Titan

When Doomskar Titan enters, creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain haste until end of turn.
Foretell {4}{R} (During your turn, you may pay {2} and exile this card from your hand face down. Cast it on a later turn for its foretell cost.)

"A Tuskeri never shrinks from battle! Quite the opposite in fact."
—Arni Brokenbrow

Run Amok

Target attacking creature gets +3/+3 and gains trample until end of turn.

Refurbish

Return target artifact card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Aethertorch Renegade

When Aethertorch Renegade enters the battlefield, you get {E}{E}{E}{E} (four energy counters).
{T}, Pay {E}{E}: Aethertorch Renegade deals 1 damage to target creature.
{T}, Pay {E}{E}{E}{E}{E}{E}{E}{E}: Aethertorch Renegade deals 6 damage to target player or planeswalker.

When Aethertorch Renegade enters, you get {E}{E}{E}{E} (four energy counters).
{T}, Pay {E}{E}: Aethertorch Renegade deals 1 damage to target creature.
{T}, Pay eight {E}: Aethertorch Renegade deals 6 damage to target player or planeswalker.

Reservoir Walker

When Reservoir Walker enters the battlefield, you gain 3 life and get {E}{E}{E} (three energy counters).

When Reservoir Walker enters, you gain 3 life and get {E}{E}{E} (three energy counters).

Griffin

"A thousand sparks can burn through your defenses just as quickly as one massive blaze."
—Attikar, Akoum elementalist

Sizzling Barrage

Sizzling Barrage deals 4 damage to target creature that blocked this turn.

Virtus the Veiled

Partner with Gorm the Great (When this creature enters, target player may put Gorm into their hand from their library, then shuffle.)
Deathtouch
Whenever Virtus the Veiled deals combat damage to a player, that player loses half their life, rounded up.

Gorm the Great

Partner with Virtus the Veiled (When this creature enters, target player may put Virtus into their hand from their library, then shuffle.)
Vigilance
Gorm the Great must be blocked if able, and Gorm must be blocked by two or more creatures if able.

Trial of Ambition

When Trial of Ambition enters the battlefield, target opponent sacrifices a creature.
When a Cartouche enters the battlefield under your control, return Trial of Ambition to its owner's hand.

When Trial of Ambition enters, target opponent sacrifices a creature.
When a Cartouche you control enters, return Trial of Ambition to its owner's hand.

Pursue Glory

Attacking creatures get +2/+0 until end of turn.
Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Shatterstorm

Destroy all artifacts. They can't be regenerated.

The Joraga elves never need ask a troll to leave their territory. They merely grant it their combined strength, and it can't resist embarking on a merry rampage.

Might of the Masses

Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each creature you control.

"Welcome to the Dimir Public Offices. Not responsible for death or loss of property. Basement off-limits."
—Sign outside Dinrova Building

Dinrova Horror

When Dinrova Horror enters, return target permanent to its owner's hand, then that player discards a card.

"Be glad the griffin set you back on your feet when it was done with you. My goat wasn't so lucky."
—Arram, goatherd

Gale Swooper

Flying
When Gale Swooper enters the battlefield, target creature gains flying until end of turn.

Flying
When Gale Swooper enters, target creature gains flying until end of turn.

The ingenuity of goblins, the depravity of demons, and the smarts of sheep.

Pitchburn Devils

When Pitchburn Devils dies, it deals 3 damage to any target.