Joel Chaim Holtzman

Colossal Clone Master

Strange new worlds — You may have this creature enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it isn't legendary and it has "This creature's power and toughness are each equal to the number of differently named lands you control."

Clue

"I've been looking in on the doings on your lively little Earth."

Trelane, Squire of Gothos

Vigilance (Attacking doesn't cause this creature to tap.)
Ward {2} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {2}.)
Trelane can't be blocked.

The psychokinetic natives of Pollux IV shaped ancient Earth societies and were shaped by them in turn.

Sun Titan

Vigilance
Whenever this creature enters or attacks, you may return target permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Stray from History

Choose one —
• Rewrite the Past — Return one or two target creature and/or Spacecraft cards from your graveyard to your hand.
• Repair the Timeline — Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. Exile that card.

Starfleet ensigns constantly push the limits, discovering new and innovative injuries.

Sickbay

Whenever a creature you control enters, you gain 1 life.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, put X +1/+1 counters on target creature you control, where X is one plus the amount of life you gained this turn.

"Commander, I've discovered an indigenous arthropod. They're kind of cute, and they seem to be highly social."

Scute Swarm

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token. If you control six or more lands, create a token that's a copy of this creature instead.

Marooned

Enchant artifact or creature
When this Aura enters, you may pay {3}. If you do, tap enchanted permanent.
Enchanted permanent doesn't untap during its controller's untap step and can't be beamed up.

"Sensors report only flora, sir. But Captain, I swear it looks like he was bitten!"

Lotus Cobra

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, add one mana of any color.

"Dammit, Jim. We've been over this!"
—Dr. Leonard McCoy

I'm a Doctor, Not a . . .

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Untap it. Until end of turn, it gets +1/+1 and becomes a Doctor. (It loses all other creature types.)

For the briefest of moments, Spock felt fear. Not of the rabbit, but that the universe could let it exist without logical cause.

Highly Illogical

Kicker {1}{U} (You may pay an additional {1}{U} as you cast this spell.)
Counter target spell with mana value 2 or less. If this spell was kicked, instead counter target spell.

"I'm well aware that there is a . . . perception among you . . . that we are cruel."

Gul Dukat, Colonial Prefect

Menace
At the beginning of each end step, each opponent loses life equal to the life that player lost this turn. You gain life equal to the life lost this way. (Damage causes loss of life.)

Captain Pike, Fullness of Time

Strange new worlds — Captain Pike's power and toughness are each equal to the number of differently named lands you control.
You may look at the top card of your library any time.
You may play lands from the top of your library.