Joel Chaim Holtzman

"I've been looking in on the doings on your lively little Earth."

Trelane, Squire of Gothos

Vigilance (Attacking doesn't cause this creature to tap.)
Ward {2} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {2}.)
Trelane can't be blocked.

For the briefest of moments, Spock felt fear. Not of the rabbit, but that the universe could let it exist without logical cause.

Highly Illogical

Kicker {1}{U} (You may pay an additional {1}{U} as you cast this spell.)
Counter target spell with mana value 2 or less. If this spell was kicked, instead counter target spell.

Marooned

Enchant artifact or creature
When this Aura enters, you may pay {3}. If you do, tap enchanted permanent.
Enchanted permanent doesn't untap during its controller's untap step and can't be beamed up.

"Dammit, Jim. We've been over this!"
—Dr. Leonard McCoy

I'm a Doctor, Not a . . .

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Untap it. Until end of turn, it gets +1/+1 and becomes a Doctor. (It loses all other creature types.)

SetSorted descending	NameCard name and typeCardsNot sorted	Rarity	Type	PriceNot sorted	FoilNot sorted
[TRC] #195	Trelane, Squire of GothosTrelane, Squire of GothosLegendary Creature — Q[TRC] \| #195 \| Rare \| Price: --- \| Foil price: ---	rare	Legendary Creature — Q	---	---
[TRK] #72	MaroonedMaroonedEnchantment — Aura[TRK] \| #72 \| Common \| Price: --- \| Foil price: ---	common	Enchantment — Aura	---	---
[TRK] #203	I'm a Doctor, Not a . . .I'm a Doctor, Not a . . .Instant[TRK] \| #203 \| Common \| Price: --- \| Foil price: ---	common	Instant	---	---
[TRK] #62	Highly IllogicalHighly IllogicalInstant[TRK] \| #62 \| Uncommon \| Price: --- \| Foil price: ---	uncommon	Instant	---	---