Joe Slucher

Those with knowledge are wise to listen to those with imagination.

Loyal Apprentice

Haste
Lieutenant — At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control your commander, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. That token gains haste until end of turn.

Dreadhound

When this creature enters, mill three cards. (Put the top three cards of your library into your graveyard.)
Whenever a creature dies or a creature card is put into a graveyard from a library, each opponent loses 1 life.

"Ninjas can run across water, pull ladders from pockets, kill with a kiss, and slip between bricks. Pack of lies, I say."
—Benden, teahouse gossip

Phantom Ninja

"The best way to learn from a book on pyromancy is to burn it."
—Jaya Ballard

Fire Elemental

"They can afford the loss. They build it into their prices."

Jewel Thief

Vigilance, trample
When this creature enters, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Molten Gatekeeper

Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, Molten Gatekeeper deals 1 damage to each opponent.
Unearth {R} ({R}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step or if it would leave the battlefield. Unearth only as a sorcery.)

Whenever another creature you control enters, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.
Unearth {R} ({R}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step or if it would leave the battlefield. Unearth only as a sorcery.)

"Clearly someone wanted us to find this."
—Runubi of the Foundway Associates

Suspicious Detonation

This spell costs {3} less to cast if you've sacrificed an artifact this turn.
This spell can't be countered. (This includes by the ward ability.)
Suspicious Detonation deals 4 damage to target creature.

Embercleave

Flash
This spell costs {1} less to cast for each attacking creature you control.
When Embercleave enters, attach it to target creature you control.
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has double strike and trample.
Equip {3}

Gluttonous Troll

Trample
When this creature enters, create a number of Food tokens equal to the number of opponents you have. (Food tokens are artifacts with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
{1}{G}, Sacrifice another nonland permanent: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

"You think it's creepy now? You should see how it eats."
—Melira

Incisor Glider

Flying
Corrupted — Whenever Incisor Glider attacks, if an opponent has three or more poison counters, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Flying
Corrupted — Whenever this creature attacks, if an opponent has three or more poison counters, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Warm forges and tasty goblins lured it from the Hunter Maze to the Quiet Furnace.

Ichorspit Basilisk

Deathtouch
Toxic 1 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get a poison counter.)

"Another failure," grumbled the toymaker. She slammed the door with such gusto that she failed to notice the eyes watching her.

Millikin

{T}, Mill a card: Add {C}. (To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)

"How strong is he? Well, I once lost control of the plow, and he carved a furrow right through my house! Didn't even slow down."
—Guldir, Beskir farmer

Giant Ox

Giant Ox crews Vehicles using its toughness rather than its power.

This creature crews Vehicles using its toughness rather than its power.

No weapon stays on the rack for long in the Burning Yard.

Weapon Rack

Weapon Rack enters the battlefield with three +1/+1 counters on it.
{T}: Move a +1/+1 counter from Weapon Rack onto target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.

This artifact enters with three +1/+1 counters on it.
{T}: Move a +1/+1 counter from this artifact onto target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.

His eternal rest turned out to be more of a quick nap.

Cult Conscript

Cult Conscript enters the battlefield tapped.
{1}{B}: Return Cult Conscript from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only if a non-Skeleton creature died under your control this turn.

This creature enters tapped.
{1}{B}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only if a non-Skeleton creature died under your control this turn.

When a Keldon takes a trophy from an enemy, it's usually something they can use to kill more enemies.

Vanquisher's Axe

Equipped creature gets +2/+0.
Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Mathas, Fiend Seeker

Menace
At the beginning of your end step, put a bounty counter on target creature an opponent controls. For as long as that creature has a bounty counter on it, it has "When this creature dies, each opponent draws a card and gains 2 life."

"The Lord of Darkness elevates only those who serve."

Bane's Invoker

Wind Walk — {8}: Up to two target creatures each get +2/+2 and gain flying until end of turn.

As long as it's never left empty, this magic pouch produces coins every dawn.

Bucknard's Everfull Purse

{1}, {T}: Roll a d4 and create a number of Treasure tokens equal to the result. The player to your right gains control of this artifact.

Sapphire Dragon // Psionic Pulse

Flying
Whenever Sapphire Dragon attacks or blocks, scry 2.

Flying
Whenever this creature attacks or blocks, scry 2.

Skullwinder

Deathtouch
When Skullwinder enters the battlefield, return target card from your graveyard to your hand, then choose an opponent. That player returns a card from their graveyard to their hand.

Deathtouch
When this creature enters, return target card from your graveyard to your hand, then choose an opponent. That player returns a card from their graveyard to their hand.

A few drops could dissolve the webs of Lolth herself.

Universal Solvent

{7}, {T}, Sacrifice Universal Solvent: Destroy target permanent.

{7}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy target permanent.

If you're lucky, you'll walk out with just your ego singed.

Witty Roastmaster

Alliance — Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, Witty Roastmaster deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.

"Crisp, flavorful, and energizing. Perhaps the most elegant offering of Halo in Park Heights. Five stars."
—Conzuelo, restaurant critic

Luxurious Libation

Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn. Create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token.

"I always say, 'If it's breathing, it's lying.' Luckily my friend here does neither."
—Lord Xander

Chrome Cat

When Chrome Cat enters the battlefield, scry 1.

A-Ominous Parcel

{1}, {T}, Sacrifice Ominous Parcel: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
{5}, {T}, Sacrifice Ominous Parcel: It deals 4 damage to target creature.

Colossal Plow

Whenever Colossal Plow attacks, add {W}{W}{W} and you gain 3 life. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end.
Crew 6 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 6 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Whenever this Vehicle attacks, add {W}{W}{W} and you gain 3 life. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end.
Crew 6 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 6 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

It waited on the barn wall for decades, forgotten, looking for the perfect opportunity.

Mystic Skull // Mystic Monstrosity

{1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.
{5}, {T}: Transform this artifact.

It takes a taxidermist of unusual skill to cleanly stuff and mount a beast without severing its primal, predatory drive.

Stuffed Bear

{2}: This artifact becomes a 4/4 green Bear artifact creature until end of turn.

"The veil of death hides little from our kind."

Bloodline Necromancer

Lifelink
When Bloodline Necromancer enters the battlefield, you may return target Vampire or Wizard creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Lifelink
When this creature enters, you may return target Vampire or Wizard creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Healer's Flock

Bannerhide Krushok

Trample
Reinforce 2—{1}{G} ({1}{G}, Discard this card: Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature.)
Scavenge {5}{G}{G} ({5}{G}{G}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to this card's power on target creature. Scavenge only as a sorcery.)

Excavating Anurid

When this creature enters, you may sacrifice a land. If you do, draw a card.
Threshold — As long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard, this creature gets +1/+1 and has vigilance.

Goblin Anarchomancer

Each spell you cast that's red or green costs {1} less to cast.

Silver Raven

Flying
When this creature enters, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

No one is as dedicated to perfection as a stitcher working on their latest masterpiece.

Obsessive Stitcher

{T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
{2}{U}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice Obsessive Stitcher: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

{T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
{2}{U}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

The only shortcut in a bog is to the bottom.

Defile

Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn for each Swamp you control.

Natural crystalline growths filter and refract light in dazzling displays that attract pollinators and daze predators.

Glinting Creeper

Converge — This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it for each color of mana spent to cast it.
This creature can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less.

Steel Dromedary

This creature enters tapped with two +1/+1 counters on it.
This creature doesn't untap during your untap step if it has a +1/+1 counter on it.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may move a +1/+1 counter from this creature onto target creature.

The Underworld Cookbook

{T}, Discard a card: Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
{4}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Thieves love technological innovations almost as much as artificers do.

Vectis Gloves

Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has artifact landwalk. (It can't be blocked as long as defending player controls an artifact land.)
Equip {2}

There are rules, and then there are gods.

Divine Gambit

Exile target artifact, creature, or enchantment an opponent controls. That player may put a permanent card from their hand onto the battlefield.

Draugr's Helm

When this Equipment enters, you may pay {2}{B}. If you do, create a 2/2 black Zombie Berserker creature token, then attach this Equipment to it.
Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has menace. (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
Equip {4}

Malefic Scythe

Malefic Scythe enters the battlefield with a soul counter on it.
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each soul counter on Malefic Scythe.
Whenever equipped creature dies, put a soul counter on Malefic Scythe.
Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

This Equipment enters with a soul counter on it.
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each soul counter on this Equipment.
Whenever equipped creature dies, put a soul counter on this Equipment.
Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

It was built to withstand the ages, but no one remembers who built it or why it keeps its eternal watch.

Forgotten Sentinel

Forgotten Sentinel enters the battlefield tapped.

"As a boulder diverts a stream, the crystals bend life around them."
—Rielle, the Everwise

Crystalline Resonance

Whenever you cycle a card, you may have Crystalline Resonance become a copy of another target permanent until your next turn, except it has this ability.

Whenever you cycle a card, you may have this enchantment become a copy of another target permanent until your next turn, except it has this ability.

Soul-Strike Technique

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has vigilance.
When enchanted creature dies, manifest the top card of your library. (Put it onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature. Turn it face up any time for its mana cost if it's a creature card.)

"Never get too attached to a weapon. You must allow a better one to find its way to you."

Azra Bladeseeker

When this creature enters, each player on your team may discard a card, then each player who discarded a card this way draws a card.

"My heart is not mine, it is Belzenlok's. All hearts are his, and all blood."
—"Rite of Belzenlok"

Blessing of Belzenlok

Target creature gets +2/+1 until end of turn. If it's legendary, it also gains lifelink until end of turn.

The bellow of a minotaur always translates to "charge."

Hostile Minotaur

Haste (This creature can attack and {T} as soon as it comes under your control.)

For peace of mind, they mustered for war.

Recruit the Worthy

Buyback {3} (You may pay an additional {3} as you cast this spell. If you do, put this card into your hand as it resolves.)
Create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.

"Together we can unlock secrets no one has even dreamed of. I might even let you remember some of them."

Bond of Insight

Each player mills four cards. Return up to two instant and/or sorcery cards from your graveyard to your hand. Exile Bond of Insight.

Toll of the Invasion

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
Amass Zombies 1. (Put a +1/+1 counter on an Army you control. It's also a Zombie. If you don't control an Army, create a 0/0 black Zombie Army creature token first.)

There's no greater honor than joining your chosen guild, and no greater shame than failing it.

Demotion

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can't block, and its activated abilities can't be activated.

"They don't even feel the cut. I'm ordering a drink in a nearby tavern before anyone notices something's wrong."

Hired Poisoner

"I've seen your house, and you've been a lovely, if unwitting, host. But at last it's time for farewells."

Darkblade Agent

As long as you've surveilled this turn, Darkblade Agent has deathtouch and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you draw a card."

As long as you've surveilled this turn, this creature has deathtouch and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you draw a card."

Negotiations reached an abrupt conclusion.

Fiery Finish

Fiery Finish deals 7 damage to target creature.

With just a few seconds to escape, Deryan saved Hurkyl's editions on restoring physical objects from ash.

Rescue

Return target permanent you control to its owner's hand.

When Huatli chooses a mount, its eyes glow with the flames of the sun.

Sun-Blessed Mount

When Sun-Blessed Mount enters the battlefield, you may search your library and/or graveyard for a card named Huatli, Dinosaur Knight, reveal it, then put it into your hand. If you searched your library this way, shuffle it.

When this creature enters, you may search your library and/or graveyard for a card named Huatli, Dinosaur Knight, reveal it, then put it into your hand. If you searched your library this way, shuffle.

Insect

Molten Gatekeeper // Molten Gatekeeper

You Line Up the Shot

Choose one —
• Aim for the Wyvern — Conjure a card named Plummet into your hand.
• Aim for the Cursed Amulet — Conjure a card named Naturalize into your hand.
• Fire a Warning Shot — Draw a card.

Slug

Spider

Kharis & The Beholder

Flying
When Kharis & The Beholder enters and at the beginning of your upkeep, create a 1/1 white Human creature token and make a charisma check. (Roll a d20.)
• If the result plus the number of creatures you control is greater than 11, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
• If the result is a natural 20, for each nonlegendary creature you control, create a token that's a copy of that creature.

Excavating Anurid // Excavating Anurid

"This world was once so much more than the confines of Naktamun."