Jeff Easley

No one knew if they'd been lurking under the sea all along, or if they'd been created by the Phyrexian overlay.

Razorfin Hunter

{T}: Razorfin Hunter deals 1 damage to any target.

Sengir Vampire

Flying (This creature can't be blocked except by creatures with flying or reach.)
Whenever a creature dealt damage by Sengir Vampire this turn dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Sengir Vampire.

"With the proper tools, even the Great River can be dammed."
—Ta-Spon, Cho-Arrim executioner

Sever Soul

Destroy target nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated. You gain life equal to its toughness.

When tempers run high, it's easy to lose your head.

Syphon Mind

Each other player discards a card. You draw a card for each card discarded this way.

Nightscape Familiar

Blue spells and red spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
{1}{B}: Regenerate Nightscape Familiar. (The next time this creature would be destroyed, instead tap it, remove it from combat, and heal all damage on it.)

Blue spells and red spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
{1}{B}: Regenerate Nightscape Familiar.

Death or Glory

Separate all creature cards in your graveyard into two piles. Exile the pile of an opponent's choice and return the other to the battlefield.

Black Market

Whenever a creature dies, put a charge counter on Black Market.
At the beginning of your precombat main phase, add {B} for each charge counter on Black Market.

Whenever a creature dies, put a charge counter on Black Market.
At the beginning of your first main phase, add {B} for each charge counter on Black Market.

Den of the Bugbear

If you control two or more other lands, Den of the Bugbear enters tapped.
{T}: Add {R}.
{3}{R}: Until end of turn, Den of the Bugbear becomes a 3/2 red Goblin creature with "Whenever this creature attacks, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token that's tapped and attacking." It's still a land.

Like a great bellows it hisses, and its kin, both living and dead, are lifted to safety.

Pulmonic Sliver

All Sliver creatures have flying.
All Slivers have "If this permanent would be put into a graveyard, you may put it on top of its owner's library instead."

When it snared a passing cockatrice, its own soul darkly doubled.

Penumbra Spider

Reach
When Penumbra Spider dies, create a 2/4 black Spider creature token with reach.

Conspiracy

As Conspiracy enters, choose a creature type.
Creatures you control are the chosen type. The same is true for creature spells you control and creature cards you own that aren't on the battlefield.

A single festercreep isn't alone. It's already an infestation.

Festercreep

Festercreep enters with a +1/+1 counter on it.
{1}{B}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Festercreep: All other creatures get -1/-1 until end of turn.

River Kelpie

Whenever River Kelpie or another permanent enters the battlefield from a graveyard, draw a card.
Whenever a player casts a spell from a graveyard, draw a card.
Persist (When this creature dies, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a -1/-1 counter on it.)

Whenever River Kelpie or another permanent enters from a graveyard, draw a card.
Whenever a player casts a spell from a graveyard, draw a card.
Persist (When this creature dies, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a -1/-1 counter on it.)

Restless Apparition

{WB}{WB}{WB}: Restless Apparition gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
Persist (When this creature dies, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a -1/-1 counter on it.)

{W/B}{W/B}{W/B}: Restless Apparition gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
Persist (When this creature dies, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a -1/-1 counter on it.)

At night, the faeries steal dreamstuff for their queen. At daybreak, countless creatures wake weak and hollow.

Dreamspoiler Witches

Flying
Whenever you cast a spell during an opponent's turn, you may have target creature get -1/-1 until end of turn.

"Ah, skull of shrew—a very potent substance. In powdered form, it gives thrice the zing of noggle hoof pulp."
—Boghald, Barrenton medic

Jawbone Skulkin

{2}: Target red creature gains haste until end of turn.

"Thought? Deceit? Progress? Now you're just making it hungry."
—Abral, kithkin alchemist

Whimwader

Whimwader can't attack unless defending player controls a blue permanent.

It's the flint that sparks a warrior's rage.

Obsidian Battle-Axe

Equipped creature gets +2/+1 and has haste.
Whenever a Warrior creature comes into play, you may attach Obsidian Battle-Axe to it.
Equip {3}

Equipped creature gets +2/+1 and has haste.
Whenever a Warrior creature enters, you may attach Obsidian Battle-Axe to it.
Equip {3}

There is nowhere on Lorwyn that the Merrow Lanes cannot go.

Aquitect's Will

Put a flood counter on target land. That land is an Island in addition to its other types as long as it has a flood counter on it. If you control a Merfolk, draw a card.

Put a flood counter on target land. That land is an Island in addition to its other types for as long as it has a flood counter on it. If you control a Merfolk, draw a card.

"I don't know why the little one was so mad. He said to put him down, and I put him down."

Lowland Oaf

{T}: Target Goblin creature you control gets +1/+0 and gains flying until end of turn. Sacrifice that creature at end of turn.

{T}: Target Goblin creature you control gets +1/+0 and gains flying until end of turn. Sacrifice that creature at the beginning of the next end step.

Bury old friends deeply, lest they return bearing worms.

Midnight Ritual

Remove X target creature cards in your graveyard from the game. For each creature card removed this way, put a 2/2 black Zombie creature token into play.

Exile X target creature cards from your graveyard. For each creature card exiled this way, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

The weight of death is heavy but not immovable.

Undertaker

{B}, {T}, Discard a card: Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Wurmcalling

Buyback {2}{G} (You may pay an additional {2}{G} as you play this spell. If you do, put this card into your hand as it resolves.)
Put an X/X green Wurm creature token into play.

Buyback {2}{G} (You may pay an additional {2}{G} as you cast this spell. If you do, put this card into your hand as it resolves.)
Create an X/X green Wurm creature token.

"Honor your steed and it will carry you to great deeds—and bring you home to tell of them."

White Shield Crusader

Protection from black
{W}: White Shield Crusader gains flying until end of turn.
{W}{W}: White Shield Crusader gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Rimescale Dragon

Flying
{2}{S}: Tap target creature and put an ice counter on it. ({S} can be paid with one mana from a snow permanent.)
Creatures with ice counters on them don't untap during their controllers' untap steps.

Flying
{2}{S}: Tap target creature and put an ice counter on it. ({S} can be paid with one mana from a snow source.)
Creatures with ice counters on them don't untap during their controllers' untap steps.

"The soratami scoff at the perils of Jukai, calling the forest an 'unruly garden.' Perhaps we should send them a rose such as this."
—Dokai, Weaver of Life

Child of Thorns

Sacrifice Child of Thorns: Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

"The race is run in the mind before the first step is taken."
—Dosan the Falling Leaf

Enshrined Memories

Reveal the top X cards of your library. Put all creature cards revealed this way into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

For millennia they wandered from plane to plane, devouring all metal. Finally, their wanderings are over.

Cosmic Larva

Trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Cosmic Larva unless you sacrifice two lands.

These machines build fearsome visages out of scrap metal to scare off predators who would otherwise be eager to consume them.

Anodet Lurker

When Anodet Lurker is put into a graveyard from play, you gain 3 life.

When Anodet Lurker dies, you gain 3 life.

Ferropede

Ferropede is unblockable.
Whenever Ferropede deals combat damage to a player, you may remove a counter from target permanent.

Ferropede can't be blocked.
Whenever Ferropede deals combat damage to a player, you may remove a counter from target permanent.

The beetles feed not on the flesh of corpses but on the metal, grinding out the iron and steel to add to their own bulky shells.

Scavenging Scarab

The undead may outlast the living, but those who have never lived outlast them both.

Voltaic Construct

A shuffling sound and the smell of ozone follow the slogger as surely as its electric tail.

Arc-Slogger

{R}, Remove the top ten cards of your library from the game: Arc-Slogger deals 2 damage to target creature or player.

{R}, Exile the top ten cards of your library: Arc-Slogger deals 2 damage to any target.

Undead Gladiator

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B, Discard a card from your hand: Return Undead Gladiator from your graveyard to your hand. Play this ability only during your upkeep.
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B (o1o
B, Discard this card from your hand: Draw a card.)

{1}{B}, Discard a card: Return Undead Gladiator from your graveyard to your hand. Activate only during your upkeep.
Cycling {1}{B} ({1}{B}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Pulsemage Advocate

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T: Return three target cards in an opponent's graveyard to his or her hand.  Return target creature card from your graveyard to play.

{T}: Return three target cards from an opponent's graveyard to their hand. Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

He wished for power, but not for the longevity to abuse it.

Death Wish

Choose a card you own from outside the game and put it into your hand. You lose half your life, rounded up. Remove Death Wish from the game.

You may put a card you own from outside the game into your hand. You lose half your life, rounded up. Exile Death Wish.

If an anurid's lucky, it'll find a warm tunnel for bedtime. If a wurm's lucky, it'll find a warm anurid for breakfast.

Tunneler Wurm

Discard a card from your hand: Regenerate Tunneler Wurm.

Discard a card: Regenerate Tunneler Wurm.

Penumbra Wurm

Trample
When Penumbra Wurm is put into a graveyard from play, put a 6/6 black Wurm creature token with trample into play.

Trample
When Penumbra Wurm dies, create a 6/6 black Wurm creature token with trample.

They danced like puppets to a tune only Yawgmoth could hear.

Soul Link

Whenever enchanted creature deals or is dealt damage, you gain that much life.

Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature deals damage, you gain that much life.
Whenever enchanted creature is dealt damage, you gain that much life.

"You've thrown your net at the wrong fish."
—The Lord of Atlantis

Deflection

Change the target of target spell with a single target.

Ogres learn how to smash stuff even before they learn how to walk.

Ogre Taskmaster

It's most effective when it doesn't eat the ammunition.

Slingshot Goblin

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T: Slingshot Goblin deals 2 damage to target blue creature.

{R}, {T}: Slingshot Goblin deals 2 damage to target blue creature.

Ruham Djinn

First strike
Ruham Djinn gets -2/-2 as long as white is the most common color among all permanents or is tied for most common.

"How will you fight an enemy that cares nothing for itself?"
—The Blind Seer

Reckless Assault

o1, Pay 2 life: Reckless Assault deals 1 damage to target creature or player.

{1}, Pay 2 life: Reckless Assault deals 1 damage to any target.

It destroys everything in its path, including the path itself.

Thresher Beast

Whenever Thresher Beast becomes blocked, defending player sacrifices a land.

Whenever Thresher Beast becomes blocked, defending player sacrifices a land of their choice.

"The fifth wind of ascension is Exalter, fulfilling Keld's destiny."
—*Keld Triumphant*

Vitalizing Wind

Creatures you control get +7/+7 until end of turn.

"If this is the cure, I'd hate to see the disease."
—Orim

Maggot Therapy

You may play Maggot Therapy any time you could play an instant.
Enchanted creature gets +2/-2.

Flash
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/-2.

Swamp

Advanced Dungeons & Dragons: Dungeon Master Guide, *2nd Edition (1989)*

Reality Shift

Exile target creature. Its controller manifests the top card of their library. (That player puts the top card of their library onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature. If it's a creature card, it can be turned face up any time for its mana cost.)

Den of the Bugbear // Den of the Bugbear

There once was a player named Quinn, . . .

Creature Guy

Gotcha Whenever an opponent says "Creature" or "Guy," you may say "Gotcha" If you do, return Creature Guy from your graveyard to your hand.

Gotcha — If an opponent says "creature" or "guy," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Creature Guy from your graveyard to your hand.

Gluetius Maximus

As Gluetius Maximus comes into play, an opponent chooses one of your fingers. (Thumbs are fingers, too.)
When the chosen finger isn't touching Gluetius Maximus, sacrifice Gluetius Maximus.

As Gluetius Maximus enters, an opponent chooses one of your fingers. (Thumbs are fingers, too.)
When the chosen finger isn't touching Gluetius Maximus, sacrifice Gluetius Maximus.

Hapato's Might

Target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is a number from 0 to 6 chosen at random.