Helge C. Balzer

Commence the Endgame

This spell can't be countered.
Draw two cards, then amass Zombies X, where X is the number of cards in your hand. (Put X +1/+1 counters on an Army you control. It's also a Zombie. If you don't control an Army, create a 0/0 black Zombie Army creature token first.)

Waxen Shapethief

Flash
You may have this creature enter as a copy of an artifact or creature you control.
Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

The Speed Demon

Flying, trample
Start your engines (If you have no speed, it starts at 1. It increases once on each of your turns when an opponent loses life. Max speed is 4.)
At the beginning of your end step, you draw X cards and lose X life, where X is your speed.

Flying, trample
Start your engines! (If you have no speed, it starts at 1. It increases once on each of your turns when an opponent loses life. Max speed is 4.)
At the beginning of your end step, you draw X cards and lose X life, where X is your speed.

"The fauna here functions as a planar antibody."
—Rashmi, aether-seer

March of the World Ooze

Creatures you control have base power and toughness 6/6 and are Oozes in addition to their other types.
Whenever an opponent casts a spell, if it's not their turn, you create a 3/3 green Elephant creature token.

"Soon enough each praetor will have hired me to kill the others, and I will stand alone as the true Father of Machines."

Vraan, Executioner Thane

Whenever one or more other creatures you control die, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Valgavoth's evil aura turned the shark from an apex predator into an inescapable terror of the deeps.

Daggermaw Megalodon

Vigilance
Islandcycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for an Island card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Mirror Room // Fractured Realm

When you unlock this door, create a token that's a copy of target creature you control, except it's a Reflection in addition to its other creature types.
(You may cast either half. That door unlocks on the battlefield. As a sorcery, you may pay the mana cost of a locked door to unlock it.)

Overlord of the Boilerbilges

Impending 4—{2}{R}{R} (If you cast this spell for its impending cost, it enters with four time counters and isn't a creature until the last is removed. At the beginning of your end step, remove a time counter from it.)
Whenever Overlord of the Boilerbilges enters or attacks, it deals 4 damage to any target.

Impending 4—{2}{R}{R} (If you cast this spell for its impending cost, it enters with four time counters and isn't a creature until the last is removed. At the beginning of your end step, remove a time counter from it.)
Whenever this permanent enters or attacks, it deals 4 damage to any target.

Moldering Gym // Weight Room

When you unlock this door, search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.


(You may cast either half. That door unlocks on the battlefield. As a sorcery, you may pay the mana cost of a locked door to unlock it.)

When you unlock this door, search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
(You may cast either half. That door unlocks on the battlefield. As a sorcery, you may pay the mana cost of a locked door to unlock it.)

The Swarmweaver

When The Swarmweaver enters, create two 1/1 black and green Insect creature tokens with flying.
Delirium — As long as there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, Insects and Spiders you control get +1/+1 and have deathtouch.

Sheoldred's Edict

Choose one —
• Each opponent sacrifices a nontoken creature of their choice.
• Each opponent sacrifices a creature token of their choice.
• Each opponent sacrifices a planeswalker of their choice.

Angelic Aberration

Devoid
Flying, vigilance
When Angelic Aberration enters the battlefield, sacrifice any number of creatures each with base power or toughness 1 or less. Create that many 4/4 colorless Eldrazi Angel creature tokens with flying and vigilance.

Devoid (This card has no color.)
Flying, vigilance
When this creature enters, sacrifice any number of creatures each with base power or toughness 1 or less. Create that many 4/4 colorless Eldrazi Angel creature tokens with flying and vigilance.

Hideous Taskmaster

Devoid
When you cast this spell, for each opponent, gain control of up to one target creature that player controls until end of turn. Untap those creatures. They gain trample, haste, and annihilator 1 until end of turn.
Trample, haste, annihilator 1

Devoid (This card has no color.)
When you cast this spell, for each opponent, gain control of up to one target creature that player controls until end of turn. Untap those creatures. They gain trample, haste, and annihilator 1 until end of turn.
Trample, haste, annihilator 1 (Whenever this creature attacks, defending player sacrifices a permanent of their choice.)

Polygoyf

Trample, myriad
Polygoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.

Trample, myriad (Whenever this creature attacks, for each opponent other than defending player, you may create a token copy that's tapped and attacking that player or a planeswalker they control. Exile the tokens at end of combat.)
Polygoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.

"Four Dead in Zombie Leech Attack, Dozens Nauseated"
—*Tenth District Times* headline

Festerleech

Whenever Festerleech deals combat damage to a player, you mill two cards.
{1}{B}: Festerleech gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you mill two cards.
{1}{B}: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.

His claws tear at the foundations of civilization.

Anzrag, the Quake-Mole

Whenever Anzrag, the Quake-Mole becomes blocked, untap each creature you control. After this combat phase, there is an additional combat phase.
{3}{R}{R}{G}{G}: Anzrag must be blocked each combat this turn if able.

Whenever Anzrag becomes blocked, untap each creature you control. After this phase, there is an additional combat phase.
{3}{R}{R}{G}{G}: Anzrag must be blocked each combat this turn if able.

Altar of the Wretched // Wretched Bonemass

When this artifact enters, you may sacrifice a nontoken creature. If you do, draw X cards, then mill X cards, where X is that creature's power.
Craft with one or more creatures {2}{B}{B}
{2}{B}: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Gemcutter Buccaneer

Whenever Gemcutter Buccaneer or another Pirate enters the battlefield under your control, create a tapped Treasure token.
Treasures you control are Equipment in addition to their other types and have "Equipped creature gets +2/+0," equip Pirate {1}, and equip {3}.

Whenever this creature or another Pirate you control enters, create a tapped Treasure token.
Treasures you control are Equipment in addition to their other types and have "Equipped creature gets +2/+0," equip Pirate {1}, and equip {3}.

Time Reaper

Flying, haste
Consume Anomaly — Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, put target face-up card they own in exile on the bottom of their library. If you do, you gain 3 life.

"Do you recognize them? The Chagaskas. Your worst fears, my creativity."
—Zellin

Beast Within

Destroy target permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Beast creature token.

Aplan Mortarium

Byzantium Radiation — At the beginning of your upkeep, put an exposure counter on Aplan Mortarium. Then you lose life equal to the number of exposure counters on it.
Whenever chaos ensues, create two 2/2 black Alien Angel artifact creature tokens with first strike, vigilance, and "Whenever an opponent casts a creature spell, this token isn't a creature until end of turn."

Etched Host Doombringer

When Etched Host Doombringer enters the battlefield, choose one —
• Target opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
• Choose target battle. If an opponent protects it, remove three defense counters from it. Otherwise, put three defense counters on it.

When this creature enters, choose one —
• Target opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
• Choose target battle. If an opponent protects it, remove three defense counters from it. Otherwise, put three defense counters on it.

Omnath, Locus of All

If you would lose unspent mana, that mana becomes black instead.
At the beginning of your precombat main phase, look at the top card of your library. You may reveal that card if it has three or more colored mana symbols in its mana cost. If you do, add three mana in any combination of its colors and put it into your hand. If you don't reveal it, put it into your hand.

If you would lose unspent mana, that mana becomes black instead.
At the beginning of your first main phase, look at the top card of your library. You may reveal that card if it has three or more colored mana symbols in its mana cost. If you do, add three mana in any combination of its colors and put it into your hand. If you don't reveal it, put it into your hand.

Karumonix, the Rat King

Toxic 1 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get a poison counter.)
Other Rats you control have toxic 1.
When Karumonix enters the battlefield, look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal any number of Rat cards from among them and put the revealed cards into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Toxic 1 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get a poison counter.)
Other Rats you control have toxic 1.
When Karumonix enters, look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal any number of Rat cards from among them and put the revealed cards into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Sometimes the Great Work requires destruction to allow for more efficient reconstruction.

Sawblade Scamp

Haste
Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put an oil counter on Sawblade Scamp.
{T}, Remove an oil counter from Sawblade Scamp: It deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Haste
Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put an oil counter on this creature.
{T}, Remove an oil counter from this creature: It deals 1 damage to each opponent.

"I bet even Skithiryx would take the long way around this one."
—Kara Vrist, resistance spymaster

Skyscythe Engulfer

Reach, trample
Skyscythe Engulfer can't be blocked by creatures with flying.

Reach, trample
This creature can't be blocked by creatures with flying.

Kardur, Doomscourge

When Kardur enters, until your next turn, creatures your opponents control attack each combat if able and attack a player other than you if able.
Whenever an attacking creature dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Great Unclean One

Reverberating Summons — At the beginning of your end step, each opponent loses 2 life. Then for each opponent who has less life than you, create a 1/3 black Demon creature token named Plaguebearer of Nurgle.

Mortarion, Daemon Primarch

Flying
Primarch of the Death Guard — At the beginning of your end step, you may pay {X}. If you do, create X 2/2 black Astartes Warrior creature tokens with menace. X can't be greater than the amount of life you lost this turn.

Haruspex

Rapacious Hunger — Whenever another creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Haruspex.
Devouring Monster — {T}, Remove X +1/+1 counters from Haruspex: Add X mana of any one color.

Rapacious Hunger — Whenever another creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Devouring Monster — {T}, Remove X +1/+1 counters from this creature: Add X mana of any one color.

Only the most pious and devoted Imperial servants are granted the posthumous honor of becoming servo-skulls.

Skullclamp

Equipped creature gets +1/-1.
Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards.
Equip {1}

When Chaos makes a tool that isn't specifically for destroying things, it's usually for finding new things to destroy.

Wayfarer's Bauble

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Tlincalli Hunter // Retrieve Prey

Trample
Once each turn, you may pay {0} rather than pay the mana cost for a creature spell you cast from exile.

Guiltfeeder

Fear (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)
Whenever Guiltfeeder attacks and isn't blocked, defending player loses 1 life for each card in their graveyard.

Fear (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)
Whenever this creature attacks and isn't blocked, defending player loses 1 life for each card in their graveyard.

Xander's Pact

Casualty 2 (As you cast this spell, you may sacrifice a creature with power 2 or greater. When you do, copy this spell.)
Each opponent exiles the top card of their library. You may cast spells from among those cards this turn. If you cast a spell this way, pay life equal to that spell's mana value rather than pay its mana cost.

First Responder

Vigilance
At the beginning of your end step, you may return another creature you control to its owner's hand, then put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to that creature's power on First Responder.

Vigilance
At the beginning of your end step, you may return another creature you control to its owner's hand, then put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to that creature's power on this creature.

The Howling Abomination

Haste
The Howling Abomination has trample as long as you've cast three or more spells this turn.
Whenever The Howling Abomination becomes the target of a spell, it gets +2/+2 until end of turn and deals 2 damage to each opponent.

Doom Weaver

Reach
Soulbond (You may pair this creature with another unpaired creature when either enters the battlefield. They remain paired for as long as you control both of them.)
As long as Doom Weaver is paired with another creature, each of those creatures has "When this creature dies, draw cards equal to its power."

Reach
Soulbond (You may pair this creature with another unpaired creature when either enters. They remain paired for as long as you control both of them.)
As long as Doom Weaver is paired with another creature, each of those creatures has "When this creature dies, draw cards equal to its power."

Smog Smasher

Menace
Start your engines!
Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, conjure a duplicate of target nontoken creature into exile.
Max speed — At the beginning of combat on your turn, put all cards exiled with this creature onto the battlefield. They gain haste. Sacrifice them at the beginning of the next end step.

Insect

Angelic Aberration // Angelic Aberration

Spider

Beast

Mutant

"There's this house. A big old house, been empty for years, falling apart. Wester Drumlins, out by the estate."
—Sally Sparrow

Isolated Chapel

This land enters tapped unless you control a Plains or a Swamp.
{T}: Add {W} or {B}.

"It's turning out the lights!"
—Sally Sparrow

Blinding Angel

Flying (This creature can't be blocked except by creatures with flying or reach.)
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player skips their next combat phase.

Vraan, Executioner Thane // Vraan, Executioner Thane

Skyscythe Engulfer // Skyscythe Engulfer

Wastes

Despite being more cunning than most Orks, Kaptin Badrukk still recognizes that some plans just need more dakka.

Aggravated Assault

{3}{R}{R}: Untap all creatures you control. After this main phase, there is an additional combat phase followed by an additional main phase. Activate only as a sorcery.

Rewind

Counter target spell. Untap up to four lands.

Astartes Warrior

Animate Dead

Enchant creature card in a graveyard
When this Aura enters, if it's on the battlefield, it loses "enchant creature card in a graveyard" and gains "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with this Aura." Return enchanted creature card to the battlefield under your control and attach this Aura to it. When this Aura leaves the battlefield, that creature's controller sacrifices it.
Enchanted creature gets -1/-0.

Spirit

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Gitrog, Horror of Zhava

Menace
At the beginning of each combat, if Gitrog, Horror of Zhava is untapped, any opponent may sacrifice a creature. If they do, tap Gitrog, Horror of Zhava, then seek a land card and put it onto the battlefield tapped.
Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, it perpetually gains "{B}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Draw a card."

Menace
At the beginning of each combat, if Gitrog, Horror of Zhava is untapped, any opponent may sacrifice a nontoken creature. If they do, tap Gitrog, Horror of Zhava, then seek a land card and put it onto the battlefield tapped.
Whenever a land enters under your control, it perpetually gains "{B}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Draw a card."