Hector Ortiz

Midlife Upgrade

As an additional cost to cast Midlife Upgrade, sacrifice X Contraptions.
Assemble X plus one Contraptions. (To assemble a Contraption, put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice X Contraptions.
Assemble X plus one Contraptions. (To assemble a Contraption, put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

Hologram Stalker

When this creature enters, return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.
Whenever a card leaves your graveyard, create a 3/3 colorless Illusion artifact creature token. This ability triggers only once each turn.

U.S.S. Voyager, Lone Wanderer

When U.S.S. Voyager enters, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal two land cards. Put those land cards onto the battlefield tapped and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Station (Tap another creature you control: Put charge counters equal to its power on this Spacecraft. Station only as a sorcery. It's an artifact creature at 8+.)
8+ | Flying, vigilance

"Actually, 'warp core' is a misnomer. It is technically a generator, but it's not a warp field generator. For some reason, 'deuterium/anti-deuterium intermix reactor' never caught on. Funny, right?"
—Lieutenant junior grade Sam Rutherford

Sol Ring

The holodeck can be anything—the plains of Gemulon V, the Talosian mountains, the forests of Frylon IV, the jeweled islands of Pacifica, or one of Ferenginar's many, many swamps.

Evolving Wilds

{T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Within Range

When this enchantment enters, create two 1/1 red Warrior creature tokens.
Whenever you attack, each opponent loses life equal to the number of creatures attacking them.

"The scouts should have been back hours ago. They might be in trouble. I'm sending Kyra."
—Eshki Dragonclaw

Rescue Leopard

Whenever this creature becomes tapped, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.

Inspired by industrious silkworms, its maker crafted it to restore the broken pieces of the world.

Circuit Mender

When this creature enters, you gain 2 life.
When this creature leaves the battlefield, draw a card.

Spymaster's Vault

This land enters tapped unless you control a Swamp.
{T}: Add {B}.
{B}, {T}: Target creature you control connives X, where X is the number of creatures that died this turn. (Draw X cards, then discard X cards. Put a +1/+1 counter on that creature for each nonland card discarded this way.)

"Ow! I think a wasp just stung me, cap'n."
—Nirk Doobin, last words

Hunter's Blowgun

Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
Equipped creature has deathtouch during your turn. Otherwise, it has reach.
Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Careening Mine Cart

Whenever this Vehicle attacks, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")
Crew 1 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 1 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Laser Screwdriver

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{1}, {T}: Tap target artifact.
{2}, {T}: Surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card into your graveyard.)
{3}, {T}: Goad target creature. (Until your next turn, it attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)

"Find the Doctor! Seek, locate, destroy!"

Dalek Squadron

Menace
Myriad (Whenever this creature attacks, for each opponent other than defending player, you may create a token copy that's tapped and attacking that player or a planeswalker they control. Exile the tokens at end of combat.)

"A thing that looks like a police box, standing in a junkyard... it can move anywhere in time and space?"
—Ian Chesterton

Command Tower

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

"What do you want to be, now that you're grown up?"
—Yolov, Simic bioengineer

Combine Chrysalis

Creature tokens you control have flying.
{2}{G}{U}, {T}, Sacrifice a token: Create a 4/4 green Beast creature token. Activate only as a sorcery.

Chrome Courier

Flying
When this creature enters, reveal the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other into your graveyard. If you put an artifact card into your hand this way, you gain 3 life.

"It is my cry that wakes you in the night, and my body that crouches in the shadow. I am Tzeentch and you are the puppet that dances to my tune."
—*The Book of Tzeentch*

Talisman of Creativity

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add {U} or {R}. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.

Resurrection Orb

Equipped creature has lifelink.
Whenever equipped creature dies, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
Equip {4} ({4}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

The vaults of the Necron Dynasties contain all manner of esoteric artifacts, most forged long before many of the younger races even existed.

Hedron Archive

{T}: Add {C}{C}.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards.

Canoptek Wraith

Wraith Form — This creature can't be blocked.
Transdimensional Scout — When this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may pay {3} and sacrifice it. If you do, choose a land you control. Then search your library for up to two basic land cards which have the same name as the chosen land, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Archmage's Charm

Choose one —
• Counter target spell.
• Target player draws two cards.
• Gain control of target nonland permanent with mana value 1 or less.

"My whims dictate the fate of nations. Your pitiful mortal magic is no more significant than a gnat buzzing in my ear."

Bane's Contingency

Counter target spell. If that spell targets a commander you control, instead counter that spell, scry 2, then draw a card.

Mysterious Limousine

Whenever this Vehicle enters or attacks, exile up to one other target creature until this Vehicle leaves the battlefield. If a creature is put into exile this way, return each other card exiled with this Vehicle to the battlefield under its owner's control.
Crew 2

Action: Please design a Simic device that turns smaller creatures into big flying beasts.

Ruin Grinder

Menace
When this creature dies, each player may discard their hand and draw seven cards.
Mountaincycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for a Mountain card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Darksteel Colossus

Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.)
Indestructible (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy this creature.)
If Darksteel Colossus would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, reveal Darksteel Colossus and shuffle it into its owner's library instead.

Martha was in and out in exactly two minutes—thirty seconds to administer the poison plus a minute and a half to properly refold the napkins.

Subcontract

A person outside the game looks at target opponent's hand and chooses a nonland card from it. That player discards that card.

Shellephant

{0}: Choose one. You may activate this ability while Shellephant is in any zone.
• Shellephant has base power and toughness 1/4.
• Shellephant has base power and toughness 3/3.

Garbage Elemental

Battle cry (Whenever this creature attacks, each other attacking creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.)
When this creature enters, roll two six-sided dice. Create a number of 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens equal to the difference between those results.