Gregg Schigiel

"If you boys is wasting time, then yer wasting money! And that's just sick!"

Charix, the Raging Isle

Spells your opponents cast that target Charix cost {2} more to cast.
{3}: Charix gets +X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of Islands you control.

Officer

Those Old Scientists

(As this Saga enters and after your draw
step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.)
I — Draw two cards, then discard two cards.
II — Return up to one target artifact, instant, or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.
III — Choose up to two target cards in graveyards. The owners of those cards shuffle them into their libraries.

Shiny Impetus

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)
Whenever enchanted creature attacks, you create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Rin and Seri, Inseparable

Whenever you cast a Dog spell, create a 1/1 green Cat creature token.
Whenever you cast a Cat spell, create a 1/1 white Dog creature token.
{R}{G}{W}, {T}: Rin and Seri deals damage to any target equal to the number of Dogs you control. You gain life equal to the number of Cats you control.

Orim's Chant

Kicker {W} (You may pay an additional {W} as you cast this spell.)
Target player can't cast spells this turn. If this spell was kicked, creatures can't attack this turn.

Earthquake

Earthquake deals X damage to each creature without flying and each player.

Dark Ritual

Clone

You may have this creature enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield.

"I got no problem with you, but I think my friends here just might . . ."

Sally Pride, Lioness Leader

When Sally Pride enters, create X 2/2 red Mutant creature tokens, where X is the number of nontoken creatures you control.
Whenever Sally Pride attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.

"We Turtles don't know the meaning of the word defeat."

Leonardo's Technique

Sneak {1}{W} (You may cast this spell for {1}{W} if you also return an unblocked attacker you control to hand during the declare blockers step.)
Return one or two target creature cards each with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Triskelion

This creature enters with three +1/+1 counters on it.
Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature: It deals 1 damage to any target.

Dismember

({B/P} can be paid with either {B} or 2 life.)
Target creature gets -5/-5 until end of turn.

Toxrill, the Corrosive

At the beginning of each end step, put a slime counter on each creature you don't control.
Creatures you don't control get -1/-1 for each slime counter on them.
Whenever a creature you don't control with a slime counter on it dies, create a 1/1 black Slug creature token.
{U}{B}, Sacrifice a Slug: Draw a card.

Grazilaxx, Illithid Scholar

Whenever a creature you control becomes blocked, you may return it to its owner's hand.
Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, draw a card.