Greg Bobrowski

Balloon

"Code Dark Donut! Code Dark Donut! All available fun specialists, please report to the Roil Coaster immediately!"
—Truss, chief engineer

Black Hole

Destroy target creature and up to X other target creatures, where X is the number of Attractions you've visited this turn.

"Oooooh!"
—The crowd
"Aaaaaaaaah!"
—Also the crowd

Opening Ceremony

Add {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}{C}. You may open a sealed Magic booster pack. Until end of turn, you may cast spells from among the cards in that booster pack.

The Astrotorium's express lane is practically its own ride.

Priority Boarding

Whenever you roll a die, you may reveal the top card of your library. Do this only once each turn. Whenever you reveal a card with mana value less than the result this way, you may exile it. If you do, you may play it this turn.

"Attention, valued patrons. The Tilt-o-Squirrel is now closed."
—Astrotorium public address system

Slight Malfunction

Choose one —
• Destroy target artifact.
• Roll a six-sided die. When you do, Slight Malfunction deals 1 damage to each of up to X target creatures, where X is the result.

Ticking Mime Bomb

When Ticking Mime Bomb enters the battlefield, without speaking or indicating any specific creature, pantomime to a person outside the game, then they choose a creature you don't control. Ticking Mime Bomb deals damage equal to twice the number of Robots you control to the chosen creature.

When this creature enters, without speaking or indicating any specific creature, pantomime to a person outside the game, then they choose a creature you don't control. This creature deals damage equal to twice the number of Robots you control to the chosen creature.

"So sorry, but, per our waiver, we're not responsible for 'things happening.'"

An Incident Has Occurred

Choose one or both —
• Destroy target creature with flying.
• Destroy target Attraction. (It's put into its owner's junkyard.)
You may apologize. If you do, you gain 3 life.

Trash Bin

Visit — Mill two cards, then return a card at random from your graveyard to your hand. (To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)

Visit — Mill two cards, then return a card at random from your graveyard to your hand. (To mill a card, a player puts the top card of their library into their graveyard.)

SetSorted descending	NameCard name and typeCardsNot sorted	Rarity	Type	PriceNot sorted	FoilNot sorted
[UNF] #232b	Trash BinTrash BinArtifact — Attraction[UNF] \| #232b \| Uncommon \| Price: $0.18 \| Foil price: ✨$0.44	uncommon	Artifact — Attraction	$0.18	✨$0.44
[UNF] #124	Ticking Mime BombTicking Mime BombArtifact Creature — Clown Robot Mime[UNF] \| #124 \| Uncommon \| Price: $0.07 \| Foil price: ✨$0.08	uncommon	Artifact Creature — Clown Robot Mime	$0.07	✨$0.08
[UNF] #123	Slight MalfunctionSlight MalfunctionSorcery[UNF] \| #123 \| Common \| Price: $0.14 \| Foil price: ✨$0.24	common	Sorcery	$0.14	✨$0.24
[UNF] #119	Priority BoardingPriority BoardingEnchantment[UNF] \| #119 \| Uncommon \| Price: $0.16 \| Foil price: ✨$0.37	uncommon	Enchantment	$0.16	✨$0.37
[UNF] #118	Opening CeremonyOpening CeremonySorcery[UNF] \| #118 \| Mythic \| Price: $0.25 \| Foil price: ✨$0.43	mythic	Sorcery	$0.25	✨$0.43
[UNF] #67	Black HoleBlack HoleSorcery[UNF] \| #67 \| Rare \| Price: $0.16 \| Foil price: ✨$0.22	rare	Sorcery	$0.16	✨$0.22
[TUNF] #7	BalloonBalloonToken Creature — Balloon[TUNF] \| #7 \| Common \| Price: $0.44 \| Foil price: ✨---	common	Token Creature — Balloon	$0.44	✨---
[UNF] #143	An Incident Has OccurredAn Incident Has OccurredSorcery[UNF] \| #143 \| Common \| Price: $0.04 \| Foil price: ✨$0.09	common	Sorcery	$0.04	✨$0.09