Greg Bobrowski

Balloon

"Code Dark Donut! Code Dark Donut! All available fun specialists, please report to the Roil Coaster immediately!"
—Truss, chief engineer

Black Hole

Destroy target creature and up to X other target creatures, where X is the number of Attractions you've visited this turn.

Standing knee-deep in unsorted Astrotorium garbage, Gurnt couldn't help but feel his trip was finally starting to turn around.

Trash Bin

Visit — Mill two cards, then return a card at random from your graveyard to your hand. (To mill a card, a player puts the top card of their library into their graveyard.)

Ticking Mime Bomb

When this creature enters, without speaking or indicating any specific creature, pantomime to a person outside the game, then they choose a creature you don't control. This creature deals damage equal to twice the number of Robots you control to the chosen creature.

"Attention, valued patrons. The Tilt-o-Squirrel is now closed."
—Astrotorium public address system

Slight Malfunction

Choose one —
• Destroy target artifact.
• Roll a six-sided die. When you do, Slight Malfunction deals 1 damage to each of up to X target creatures, where X is the result.

The Astrotorium's express lane is practically its own ride.

Priority Boarding

Whenever you roll a die, you may reveal the top card of your library. Do this only once each turn. Whenever you reveal a card with mana value less than the result this way, you may exile it. If you do, you may play it this turn.

"Oooooh!"
—The crowd
"Aaaaaaaaah!"
—Also the crowd

Opening Ceremony

Add {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}{C}. You may open a sealed Magic booster pack. Until end of turn, you may cast spells from among the cards in that booster pack.

"So sorry, but, per our waiver, we're not responsible for 'things happening.'"

An Incident Has Occurred

Choose one or both —
• Destroy target creature with flying.
• Destroy target Attraction. (It's put into its owner's junkyard.)
You may apologize. If you do, you gain 3 life.

SetSorted descending	NameCard name and typeCardsNot sorted	Rarity	Type	PriceNot sorted	FoilNot sorted
[UNF] #232d	Trash BinTrash BinArtifact — Attraction[UNF] \| #232d \| Uncommon \| Price: $0.43 \| Foil price: ✨$2.47	uncommon	Artifact — Attraction	$0.43	✨$2.47
[UNF] #124	Ticking Mime BombTicking Mime BombArtifact Creature — Clown Robot Mime[UNF] \| #124 \| Uncommon \| Price: $0.10 \| Foil price: ✨$0.15	uncommon	Artifact Creature — Clown Robot Mime	$0.10	✨$0.15
[UNF] #123	Slight MalfunctionSlight MalfunctionSorcery[UNF] \| #123 \| Common \| Price: $0.16 \| Foil price: ✨$0.27	common	Sorcery	$0.16	✨$0.27
[UNF] #119	Priority BoardingPriority BoardingEnchantment[UNF] \| #119 \| Uncommon \| Price: $0.19 \| Foil price: ✨$0.37	uncommon	Enchantment	$0.19	✨$0.37
[UNF] #118	Opening CeremonyOpening CeremonySorcery[UNF] \| #118 \| Mythic \| Price: $0.35 \| Foil price: ✨$0.30	mythic	Sorcery	$0.35	✨$0.30
[UNF] #67	Black HoleBlack HoleSorcery[UNF] \| #67 \| Rare \| Price: $0.20 \| Foil price: ✨$0.28	rare	Sorcery	$0.20	✨$0.28
[TUNF] #7	BalloonBalloonToken Creature — Balloon[TUNF] \| #7 \| Common \| Price: $0.41 \| Foil price: ✨---	common	Token Creature — Balloon	$0.41	✨---
[UNF] #143	An Incident Has OccurredAn Incident Has OccurredSorcery[UNF] \| #143 \| Common \| Price: $0.06 \| Foil price: ✨$0.17	common	Sorcery	$0.06	✨$0.17