Forrest Schehl

Built to be super soldiers, the goblins preferred just being super destructive.

Sarpadian Simulacrum

Haste
{3}{R}, Sacrifice Sarpadian Simulacrum: It deals 4 damage to target creature.

Haste
{3}{R}, Sacrifice this creature: It deals 4 damage to target creature.

The scratch became a sore, the sore became a wound, the wound became an infection, and the infection became a funeral.

Blight Rot

Put four -1/-1 counters on target creature.

As it digested the demonic roadster, it too learned the thrill of speed.

Ooze Patrol

When this creature enters, mill two cards, then put a +1/+1 counter on this creature for each artifact and/or creature card in your graveyard. (To mill two cards, put the top two cards of your library into your graveyard.)