Even Amundsen

Champion of Wits

When Champion of Wits enters the battlefield, you may draw cards equal to its power. If you do, discard two cards.
Eternalize {5}{U}{U} ({5}{U}{U}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create a token that's a copy of it, except it's a 4/4 black Zombie Naga Wizard with no mana cost. Eternalize only as a sorcery.)

When this creature enters, you may draw cards equal to its power. If you do, discard two cards.
Eternalize {5}{U}{U} ({5}{U}{U}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create a token that's a copy of it, except it's a 4/4 black Zombie Snake Wizard with no mana cost. Eternalize only as a sorcery.)

Balefang the Unslayable

Flying, trample, protection from Angels and from Archons
Players can't gain life.
When Balefang enters, target opponent creates a tapped Baneslayer Angel token. The token is goaded for the rest of the game. (It's a {3}{W}{W} 5/5 Angel creature with flying, first strike, lifelink, and protection from Demons and from Dragons.)

Teshar, Ancestor's Apostle

Flying
Whenever you cast a historic spell, return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. (Artifacts, legendaries, and Sagas are historic.)

When this token enters, you may draw cards equal to its power. If you do, discard two cards.

Zombie Knight

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

"Too many have disappeared in these dark days. I am the light that will lead them home."

Parhelion Patrol

Flying
Vigilance (Attacking doesn't cause this creature to tap.)
Mentor (Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature with lesser power.)

Thallids nurture saprolings, entertain them, and eat them.

Fungal Plots

{1}{G}, Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.
Sacrifice two Saprolings: You gain 2 life and draw a card.

Over My Dead Bodies

Creature cards in graveyards can attack and block as though they were on the battlefield, can block or be blocked only by creature cards in graveyards, are Zombies in addition to their other types, and have undeathtouch. (If they would deal damage to a creature card, exile that creature card instead.)
Creature cards in your graveyard have haste.

Arcades, the Strategist

Flying, vigilance
Whenever a creature you control with defender enters, draw a card.
Each creature you control with defender assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power and can attack as though it didn't have defender.

There are two lives: the life you live before you see a unicorn, and the life you live after.

Inspiring Unicorn

Whenever this creature attacks, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Doublecast

When you next cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.

"No sight is more beautiful than a clear sky."

Skyway Sniper

Reach (This creature can block creatures with flying.)
{2}{G}: This creature deals 1 damage to target creature with flying.

The magic of the River Heralds is so great that even a single shaman can fend off a pirate landing party.

Slice in Twain

Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Draw a card.

Super-Duper Death Ray

Trample (This spell can deal excess damage to its target's controller.)
Super-Duper Death Ray deals 4 damage to target creature.

Pashalik Mons // Pashalik Mons

Pashalik Mons

Whenever Pashalik Mons or another Goblin you control dies, Pashalik Mons deals 1 damage to any target.
{3}{R}, Sacrifice a Goblin: Create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.

"I call upon the vigor of the grasses, the hopes of the flowers, and the dreams of the trees."

Centaur Nurturer

When this creature enters, you gain 3 life.
{T}: Add one mana of any color.

"Tread upon these flower beds at your own peril."
—Emmara

Bloom Hulk

When this creature enters, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

So-called "battering rams" pale in comparison to the real thing.

Gatebreaker Ram

This creature gets +1/+1 for each Gate you control.
As long as you control two or more Gates, this creature has vigilance and trample.

Thanks to the magic in his Writ of Passage, alms beasts lumbered aside, anarchs bowed their heads, and even Rakdos acrobats rolled their spikewheels out of his way.

Azorius Knight-Arbiter

Vigilance
This creature can't be blocked.

"STUFF AND SUNDRIES AND MUNITIONS!"
—Breeches, gunner of the *Belligerent*

Gamble

Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, discard a card at random, then shuffle.

Ral's Staticaster

Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.)
Whenever this creature attacks, if you control a Ral planeswalker, this creature gets +1/+0 for each card in your hand until end of turn.

"I am the very soul of battle, but even I would never advise open war with the Conclave."
—Aurelia

Bounty of Might

Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.

No rampart can withstand the fury of a giant.

Siegebreaker Giant

Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.)
{3}{R}: Target creature can't block this turn.

"These storied halls are under my protection."

Dwarven Priest

When this creature enters, you gain 1 life for each creature you control.

Brawl-Bash Ogre

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
Whenever this creature attacks, you may sacrifice another creature. If you do, this creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

"You were keen enough to sink your fangs into us, vampire! And now you're afraid of a few little nibbles?"
—Udvil "Ratty" Ratlock

Gruesome Fate

Each opponent loses 1 life for each creature you control.

Lucinda didn't know which she enjoyed most: the science, the squirrels, or the maniacal laughter.

Squirrel-Powered Scheme

Increase the result of each die you roll by 2.

"Every little hatchling has a parent's claws to guard it."
—Sun Empire saying

Raptor Hatchling

Enrage — Whenever this creature is dealt damage, create a 3/3 green Dinosaur creature token with trample.

The justice of dragons demands more than just an eye for an eye.

Scalelord Reckoner

Flying
Whenever a Dragon you control becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, destroy target nonland permanent that player controls.