Elizabeth Peiró

"You're safe, kiddo! For at least the next ten minutes. That's about all I can promise."

Savior of the Small

Survival — At the beginning of your second main phase, if Savior of the Small is tapped, return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to your hand.

"When I was a young man, I had liberty but I did not see it. I had time, but I did not know it. And I had love, but I did not feel it."

Ezio, Brash Novice

Whenever Ezio, Brash Novice attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
As long as Ezio has two or more counters on it, it has first strike and is an Assassin in addition to its other types.

Once the Assassins gained a foothold in the West Indies, they made sure there were no safe places left for Templars.

Hired Blade

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.)

Overencumbered

Enchant opponent
When Overencumbered enters the battlefield, enchanted opponent creates a Clue token, a Food token, and a Junk token.
At the beginning of combat on enchanted opponent's turn, that player may pay {1} for each artifact they control. If they don't, creatures can't attack this combat.

Enchant opponent
When Overencumbered enters, enchanted opponent creates a Clue token, a Food token, and a Junk token.
At the beginning of combat on enchanted opponent's turn, that player may pay {1} for each artifact they control. If they don't, creatures can't attack this combat.

Strong Back

Enchant creature
Equip abilities you activate that target enchanted creature cost {3} less to activate.
Aura spells you cast that target enchanted creature cost {3} less to cast.
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 for each Aura and Equipment attached to it.

An incomplete suit of power armor is still a suit of power armor.

Almost Perfect

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has base power and toughness 9/10 and has indestructible.

"You're listening to Galaxy News Radio, bringing you the truth, no matter how bad it hurts."

Three Dog, Galaxy News DJ

Whenever you attack, you may pay {2} and sacrifice an Aura attached to Three Dog, Galaxy News DJ. When you sacrifice an Aura this way, for each other attacking creature you control, create a token that's a copy of that Aura attached to that creature.

Sticky Fingers

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has menace and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token." (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures. The token is an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")
When enchanted creature dies, draw a card.

As far as the Orzhov Syndicate is concerned, it is the height of irresponsibility not to have a plan for your own ghost.

Afterlife Insurance

Creatures you control gain afterlife 1 until end of turn. Draw a card. (When a creature with afterlife 1 dies, create a 1/1 white and black Spirit creature token with flying.)

The Gruul believe the best way to protect Ravnica's wilderness is to destroy civilization and all who defend it.

Furious Spinesplitter

Trample
At the beginning of your end step, put a +1/+1 counter on Furious Spinesplitter for each opponent that was dealt damage this turn.

Trample
At the beginning of your end step, put a +1/+1 counter on Furious Spinesplitter for each opponent who was dealt damage this turn.

Time Lord Regeneration

Until end of turn, target Time Lord you control gains "When this creature dies, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a Time Lord creature card. Put that card onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order."

Twice Upon a Time // Unlikely Meeting

Cast this spell only if you control two or more Doctors.
Take an extra turn after this one. Exile Twice Upon a Time.

Human-Time Lord Meta-Crisis

When you encounter Human-Time Lord Meta-Crisis, each player chooses one or two creatures they control. Each player creates a token that's a copy of the first creature they chose, except it isn't legendary. Then each player who chose a second creature puts a number of +1/+1 counters on the token they created equal to the power of the second creature they chose. (Then planeswalk away from this phenomenon.)

"How long is it since Saruman bought you? What was the promised price?"

Court of Ire

When Court of Ire enters the battlefield, you become the monarch.
At the beginning of your upkeep, Court of Ire deals 2 damage to any target. If you're the monarch, it deals 7 damage instead.

When Court of Ire enters, you become the monarch.
At the beginning of your upkeep, Court of Ire deals 2 damage to any target. If you're the monarch, it deals 7 damage instead.

"A time may come soon when there will be need of valor without renown. Yet the deeds will not be less valiant because they are unpraised."
—Aragorn

Harsh Mentor

Whenever an opponent activates an ability of an artifact, creature, or land on the battlefield, if it isn't a mana ability, Harsh Mentor deals 2 damage to that player.

Spirit

Human Rogue

Plunderer's Prize

Seek a nonland artifact card with mana value X or less and put it onto the battlefield. If a card with mana value less than X is put onto the battlefield this way, this spell perpetually gains "This spell costs {1} more to cast," then return this spell to its owner's hand.

Grow Old Together

Seek two creature cards from among the top ten cards of your library, then shuffle. Creature cards in your hand perpetually get +1/+1.

Jewel Mine Overseer

When Jewel Mine Overseer enters, conjure seven cards named Seven Dwarves on top of your library. They perpetually gain "When this creature enters, draw a card." Then shuffle.
At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn.