David Sladek

Do-It-Yourself Seraph

Flying
Whenever Do-It-Yourself Seraph attacks, you may search your library for an artifact card, exile it, then shuffle your library.
Do-It-Yourself Seraph has the text box of each card exiled with Do-It-Yourself Seraph in addition to its own.

Flying
Whenever this creature attacks, you may search your library for an artifact card, exile it, then shuffle.
This creature has the text box of each card exiled with this creature in addition to its own.

"'Technologically-Advanced People-Pleasing Entertainment Robot', eh? Nice hat. Would be a shame if something happened to it."
—"Brims" Barone, midway mobster

T.A.P.P.E.R.

{T}, Tap an untapped creature you control that has a hat: Tap target creature.

Rose Room Treasurer

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, create a Treasure token if this is the first or second time this ability has resolved this turn. Otherwise, you may pay {X}. When you do, this creature deals X damage to any target.

Deep Gnome Terramancer

Flash
Mold Earth — Whenever one or more lands enter under an opponent's control without being played, you may search your library for a Plains card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Do this only once each turn.

Employees were instructed to refer to meteor showers as "impromptu fireworks."

_____ Balls of Fire

When this enchantment enters, you may put a name sticker on it.
Whenever you put a sticker on this enchantment, it deals damage equal to the number of o's in name stickers on this enchantment to any target.

After a hundred failed patent applications, Cornelian was stunned to find that no one had ever created a steam-powered autonomous ice cream delivery system. He immediately designed a gnome with scoops for hands.

Incite Insight

Assemble X Contraptions. (To assemble a Contraption, put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

Hot Fix

You have ten seconds to look at and rearrange the cards in your library. At the end of those ten seconds, if you're touching one or more of those cards, shuffle.

"Days since last atomic ketchup explosion: 1."
—Kitchen safety notice

Concession Stand

Visit — Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")

"You say you're capable of flying. You got any proof of that?"

Old Guard

{W}, {T}: Tap target creature without reminder text. (Reminder text is still any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.)

Socketed Sprocketer

{T}: Uninstall all results from this creature, then roll a six-sided die. Install the result on this creature. (Put the die on this creature.)
You may uninstall a result from this creature to use it for a die you rolled.
Uninstall a 6 from this creature: Draw a card.

Ninja

You may activate this card's augment ability any time you could cast an instant.
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player,
Augment {2}{B} ({2}{B}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as—oh, never mind.)

SetSorted descending	NameCard name and typeCardsNot sorted	Rarity	Type	PriceNot sorted	FoilNot sorted
[BLC] #201	Rose Room TreasurerRose Room TreasurerCreature — Ogre Warrior[BLC] \| #201 \| Rare \| Price: $0.41 \| Foil price: ✨N/A	rare	Creature — Ogre Warrior	$0.41	✨N/A
[PLST] #CLB-658	Deep Gnome TerramancerDeep Gnome TerramancerCreature — Gnome Wizard[PLST] \| #CLB-658 \| Rare \| Price: $10.20 \| Foil price: ✨N/A	rare	Creature — Gnome Wizard	$10.20	✨N/A
[UNF] #100	_____ Balls of Fire_____ Balls of FireEnchantment[UNF] \| #100 \| Uncommon \| Price: $0.04 \| Foil price: ✨$0.25	uncommon	Enchantment	$0.04	✨$0.25
[UNF] #31	T.A.P.P.E.R.T.A.P.P.E.R.Artifact Creature — Clown Robot[UNF] \| #31 \| Common \| Price: $0.04 \| Foil price: ✨$0.08	common	Artifact Creature — Clown Robot	$0.04	✨$0.08
[ULST] #16	Incite InsightIncite InsightSorcery[ULST] \| #16 \| Rare \| Price: N/A \| Foil price: ✨$0.11	rare	Sorcery	N/A	✨$0.11
[ULST] #49	Hot FixHot FixSorcery[ULST] \| #49 \| Rare \| Price: N/A \| Foil price: ✨$0.22	rare	Sorcery	N/A	✨$0.22
[ULST] #2	Do-It-Yourself SeraphDo-It-Yourself SeraphArtifact Creature — Cyborg Angel[ULST] \| #2 \| Mythic \| Price: N/A \| Foil price: ✨$0.51	mythic	Artifact Creature — Cyborg Angel	N/A	✨$0.51
[UNF] #205b	Concession StandConcession StandArtifact — Attraction[UNF] \| #205b \| Uncommon \| Price: $0.18 \| Foil price: ✨$0.26	uncommon	Artifact — Attraction	$0.18	✨$0.26
[UND] #11	Old GuardOld GuardArtifact Creature — Cyborg Soldier[UND] \| #11 \| Common \| Price: $0.11 \| Foil price: ✨N/A	common	Artifact Creature — Cyborg Soldier	$0.11	✨N/A
[UST] #44	Socketed SprocketerSocketed SprocketerArtifact Creature — Cyborg Knight[UST] \| #44 \| Uncommon \| Price: $0.21 \| Foil price: ✨$0.44	uncommon	Artifact Creature — Cyborg Knight	$0.21	✨$0.44
[UST] #61	NinjaNinjaCreature — Ninja[UST] \| #61 \| Uncommon \| Price: $0.13 \| Foil price: ✨$0.64	uncommon	Creature — Ninja	$0.13	✨$0.64