Dave Allsop

The juiciest prey is that which grows lazy, thinking itself beyond the reach of danger.

Stingerfling Spider

Reach
When Stingerfling Spider enters, you may destroy target creature with flying.

Boggarts divide the world into two categories: things you can eat, and things you have to chase down and pummel before you can eat.

Bloodmark Mentor

Red creatures you control have first strike.

Duergar Hedge-Mage

When Duergar Hedge-Mage enters, if you control two or more Mountains, you may destroy target artifact.
When Duergar Hedge-Mage enters, if you control two or more Plains, you may destroy target enchantment.

Bogles are very tasty if you can get the skin off. It's getting a blade on them that's the problem.

Slippery Bogle

Hexproof (This creature can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

"We're going to need a bigger gate."
—Bowen, Barrenton guardcaptain

Boggart Ram-Gang

Haste
Wither (This deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters.)

Though Volrath is long dead, the slivers have become everything he wanted them to be: mindless instruments of destruction and despair.

Necrotic Sliver

All Slivers have "{3}, Sacrifice this permanent: Destroy target permanent."

Its plow wasn't designed for snow, but to carve a path through shrieking armies.

Phyrexian Snowcrusher

Phyrexian Snowcrusher attacks each combat if able.
{1}{S}: Phyrexian Snowcrusher gets +1/+0 until end of turn. ({S} can be paid with one mana from a snow source.)

"Kill the weak so they can't drag the strong down to their level. This is true compassion."
—Benzir, archdruid of Temple Might

Beast Within

Destroy target permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Beast creature token.

Cemetery Reaper

Other Zombie creatures you control get +1/+1.
{2}{B}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

"Why limit yourself to mortal law when you can outlive those who enforce it?"
—Czaric, Orzhov prelate

Strands of Undeath

Enchant creature
When Strands of Undeath enters the battlefield, target player discards two cards.
{B}: Regenerate enchanted creature.

Enchant creature
When Strands of Undeath enters, target player discards two cards.
{B}: Regenerate enchanted creature.

Life's circle has become inverted in Grixis. The same energy is endlessly recycled and becomes more stagnant with each pass.

Agony Warp

Target creature gets -3/-0 until end of turn.
Target creature gets -0/-3 until end of turn.

Nihilith

Fear (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)
Suspend 7—{1}{B} (Rather than cast this card from your hand, you may pay {1}{B} and exile it with seven time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter. When the last is removed, cast it without paying its mana cost. It has haste.)
Whenever a card is put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere, if Nihilith is suspended, you may remove a time counter from Nihilith.

Fear (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)
Suspend 7—{1}{B} (Rather than cast this card from your hand, you may pay {1}{B} and exile it with seven time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter. When the last is removed, you may cast it without paying its mana cost. It has haste.)
Whenever a card is put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere, if Nihilith is suspended, you may remove a time counter from Nihilith.

Twilight Drover

Whenever a creature token leaves the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on Twilight Drover.
{2}{W}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Twilight Drover: Create two 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with flying.

Lich Lord of Unx

{U}{B}, {T}: Create a 1/1 blue and black Zombie Wizard creature token.
{U}{U}{B}{B}: Target player loses X life and mills X cards, where X is the number of Zombies you control.

Grave Scrabbler

Madness {1}{B} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)
When Grave Scrabbler enters the battlefield, if its madness cost was paid, you may return target creature card from a graveyard to its owner's hand.

Madness {1}{B} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)
When Grave Scrabbler enters, if its madness cost was paid, you may return target creature card from a graveyard to its owner's hand.

Some mages tapped into the time rifts, forcing upon others alternate timelines in which unimaginable horrors befall them.

Sudden Death

Split second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't cast spells or activate abilities that aren't mana abilities.)
Target creature gets -4/-4 until end of turn.

Rath's evincars used hivestones to control the slivers, but the overlay put their power into unwitting hands. Now the stones make not masters, but slaves.

Hivestone

Creatures you control are Slivers in addition to their other creature types.

Stuffy Doll

Indestructible
As Stuffy Doll enters the battlefield, choose a player.
Whenever Stuffy Doll is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to the chosen player.
{T}: Stuffy Doll deals 1 damage to itself.

Indestructible
As Stuffy Doll enters, choose a player.
Whenever Stuffy Doll is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to the chosen player.
{T}: Stuffy Doll deals 1 damage to itself.

Beast

Murderous Redcap

When Murderous Redcap enters, it deals damage equal to its power to any target.
Persist (When this creature dies, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a -1/-1 counter on it.)

"There it was, clawing the ice as it chittered and clicked its teeth. We fled in horror before it unearthed its grisly meal."
—Aevar Borg, northern guide, journal entry

Gristle Grinner

Whenever a creature dies, Gristle Grinner gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Wort, the Raidmother

When Wort, the Raidmother enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 red and green Goblin Warrior creature tokens.
Each red or green instant or sorcery spell you cast has conspire. (As you cast the spell, you may tap two untapped creatures you control that share a color with it. When you do, copy it and you may choose new targets for the copy.)

When Wort, the Raidmother enters, create two 1/1 red and green Goblin Warrior creature tokens.
Each red or green instant or sorcery spell you cast has conspire. (As you cast the spell, you may tap two untapped creatures you control that share a color with it. When you do, copy it and you may choose new targets for the copy.)

It eats and eats until the juiciest morsel it can find is itself.

Doomgape

Trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature. You gain life equal to that creature's toughness.

Those who drink from Malfegor's cup are tainted with hunger and stained with lies.

Font of Mythos

At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player draws two additional cards.

A scavenger's favorite appetizer is death.

Fresh Meat

Create a 3/3 green Beast creature token for each creature put into your graveyard from the battlefield this turn.

Glint Hawk Idol

Whenever another artifact enters the battlefield under your control, you may have Glint Hawk Idol become a 2/2 Bird artifact creature with flying until end of turn.
{W}: Glint Hawk Idol becomes a 2/2 Bird artifact creature with flying until end of turn.

Whenever another artifact you control enters, you may have Glint Hawk Idol become a 2/2 Bird artifact creature with flying until end of turn.
{W}: Glint Hawk Idol becomes a 2/2 Bird artifact creature with flying until end of turn.

Valley Rannet

Mountaincycling {2}, forestcycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for a Mountain or Forest card, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.)

Mountaincycling {2}, forestcycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for a Mountain or Forest card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

One misstep in the swamp and the evil that sleeps beneath will rise to find you.

Corrupt

Corrupt deals damage equal to the number of Swamps you control to target creature or player. You gain life equal to the damage dealt this way.

Corrupt deals damage to any target equal to the number of Swamps you control. You gain life equal to the damage dealt this way.

"Tell the cooks to prepare the fires. Tonight we feast!"
—Tolar Wolfbrother, Krosan tracker

Brindle Boar

"They aren't helping the forges. Send them to the surface."
—Furnace boss, sector 12

Razor Swine

First strike
Infect (This creature deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.)

Vorinclex had no grand plan. The oil did its own work, evolving creatures into worthy predators.

Rotted Hystrix

At first, the Mirrans aimed for its exposed gut. The survivors quickly learned to do otherwise.

Caustic Hound

When Caustic Hound is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, each player loses 4 life.

When Caustic Hound dies, each player loses 4 life.

Flensermite

Infect (This creature deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.)
Lifelink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.)

Core Prowler

Infect (This creature deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.)
When Core Prowler is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, proliferate. (You choose any number of permanents and/or players with counters on them, then give each another counter of a kind already there.)

Infect (This creature deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.)
When Core Prowler dies, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

"Our cause will ripen in the fertile flesh of the unworthy."
—Sheoldred, Whispering One

Phyrexian Digester

Infect (This creature deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.)

Its eyes burned nearly blind by the Whitesun, it hunts by metallic gleam.

Glint Hawk

Flying
When Glint Hawk enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you return an artifact you control to its owner's hand.

Flying
When Glint Hawk enters, sacrifice it unless you return an artifact you control to its owner's hand.

Bred in the vicious Mephidross, dross hoppers learned to eat quickly and escape faster.

Dross Hopper

Sacrifice a creature: Dross Hopper gains flying until end of turn.

Trigon of Infestation

Trigon of Infestation enters the battlefield with three charge counters on it.
{G}{G}, {T}: Put a charge counter on Trigon of Infestation.
{2}, {T}, Remove a charge counter from Trigon of Infestation: Put a 1/1 green Insect creature token with infect onto the battlefield.

Trigon of Infestation enters with three charge counters on it.
{G}{G}, {T}: Put a charge counter on Trigon of Infestation.
{2}, {T}, Remove a charge counter from Trigon of Infestation: Create a 1/1 green Phyrexian Insect creature token with infect.

It reacted to Naya's overabundant food supply by growing additional mouths.

Putrid Leech

Pay 2 life: Putrid Leech gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Play this ability only once each turn.

Pay 2 life: Putrid Leech gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.

Rotting Rats

When Rotting Rats comes into play, each player discards a card.
Unearth {1}{B} ({1}{B}: Return this card from your graveyard to play. It gains haste. Remove it from the game at end of turn or if it would leave play. Unearth only as a sorcery.)

When Rotting Rats enters, each player discards a card.
Unearth {1}{B} ({1}{B}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step or if it would leave the battlefield. Unearth only as a sorcery.)

Elder Mastery

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +3/+3 and has flying.
Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to a player, that player discards two cards.

The necropolis at Unx was once a living city, its streets untrodden by death.

Archdemon of Unx

Flying, trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a non-Zombie creature, then put a 2/2 black Zombie creature token into play.

Flying, trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a non-Zombie creature, then create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

The consuming undeath of Grixis terrifies the survivors of Vithia, but its fauna is just as fearsome.

Banewasp Affliction

Enchant creature
When enchanted creature is put into a graveyard, that creature's controller loses life equal to its toughness.

Enchant creature
When enchanted creature dies, that creature's controller loses life equal to its toughness.

Duergars who grow too large to live in the tunnels are sent topside to defend the entrances from intruders.

Duergar Cave-Guard

Wither (This deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters.)
{GU}: Duergar Cave-Guard gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Wither (This deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters.)
{R/W}: Duergar Cave-Guard gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Frorn didn't want to be kept, but he didn't want to be thrown back either.

Unwilling Recruit

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gets +X/+0 and gains haste until end of turn.

Like many who dwell in Shadowmoor now, he was robbed of his better half by the Aurora.

Stream Hopper

{UR}: Stream Hopper gains flying until end of turn.

{U/R}: Stream Hopper gains flying until end of turn.

Fleshwrither

Transfigure {1}{B}{B} ({1}{B}{B}, Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for a creature card with the same converted mana cost as this creature and put that card into play. Then shuffle your library. Play only as a sorcery.)

Transfigure {1}{B}{B} ({1}{B}{B}, Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for a creature card with the same mana value as this creature, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Transfigure only as a sorcery.)

A sliver shares everything with its hive—even its afflictions.

Plague Sliver

All Slivers have "At the beginning of your upkeep, this creature deals 1 damage to you."

All Slivers have "At the beginning of your upkeep, this permanent deals 1 damage to you."

Traitor's Clutch

Target creature gets +1/+0, becomes black, and gains shadow until end of turn. (It can block or be blocked by only creatures with shadow.)
Flashback {1}{B} (You may play this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then remove it from the game.)

Target creature gets +1/+0, becomes black, and gains shadow until end of turn. (It can block or be blocked by only creatures with shadow.)
Flashback {1}{B} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Gleancrawler

({BG} can be paid with either {B} or {G}.)
Trample
At the end of your turn, return to your hand all creature cards in your graveyard that were put into your graveyard from play this turn.

({B/G} can be paid with either {B} or {G}.)
Trample
At the beginning of your end step, return to your hand all creature cards in your graveyard that were put there from the battlefield this turn.

Pus Kami

{B}, Sacrifice Pus Kami: Destroy target nonblack creature.
Soulshift 6 (When this is put into a graveyard from play, you may return target Spirit card with converted mana cost 6 or less from your graveyard to your hand.)

{B}, Sacrifice Pus Kami: Destroy target nonblack creature.
Soulshift 6 (When this creature dies, you may return target Spirit card with mana value 6 or less from your graveyard to your hand.)

Cranial Extraction

Name a nonland card. Search target player's graveyard, hand, and library for all cards with that name and remove them from the game. Then that player shuffles his or her library.

Choose a nonland card name. Search target player's graveyard, hand, and library for all cards with that name and exile them. Then that player shuffles.

Their dominion over dark and destructive forces twisted the oni into beings of pure malevolence.

Shimatsu the Bloodcloaked

As Shimatsu the Bloodcloaked comes into play, sacrifice any number of permanents. Shimatsu comes into play with that many +1/+1 counters on it.

As Shimatsu the Bloodcloaked enters, sacrifice any number of permanents. Shimatsu enters with that many +1/+1 counters on it.

Tasteful Offering

You get a two-time boon with "Whenever you sacrifice one or more permanents, seek a nonland card." Create a Food token.

Spirit

Faerie Rogue

The goblins really put themselves into the fireworks show, despite Myra's pleas to stop.

Goblin Blastronauts

When Goblin Blastronauts enters, open an Attraction.
Whenever you roll a 6, you may copy the spell, ability, or Attraction visit that caused you to roll that die. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Rock Star

Reach
When Rock Star enters, you may discard a card. If you do, reveal the top five cards of your library. Ask a person outside the game to choose which of them is most like a rock band. Put that card into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Goblin Warrior

Goblin

Anyone other than a goblin would've gotten only a hand caught in the cookie jar.

Time Out

Roll a six-sided die. Put target nonland permanent into its owner's library just beneath the top X cards of that library, where X is the result.

"I'm sorry this happened to you."
—Rick Grimes

Walker

"Bonus points for covering their heads and protecting them from head trauma from hostiles and calamities."
—Eugene Porter

"Need a hammer? Gotta get your fix? I know a guy."

Hammer Helper

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature and roll a six-sided die. Until end of turn, it gains haste and gets +X/+0, where X is the result.

It's less "music" and more "straightforward hearing damage."

Hammerfest Boomtacular

Whenever you cast a spell with a Goblin Explosioneers watermark, Hammerfest Boomtacular deals 2 damage to target creature or player.

Whenever you cast a spell with a Goblin Explosioneers watermark, Hammerfest Boomtacular deals 2 damage to any target.

For the Goblin Explosioneers, there's no crater like home.

Secret Base

{T}: Add {C} to your mana pool.
{T}: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool. Spend this mana only to cast a spell that shares a watermark with Secret Base.

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a spell that shares a watermark with Secret Base.

"May this grant you all the strength of the behemoths and none of their serenity."
—Ajani

Behemoth Sledge

Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has lifelink and trample.
Equip {3}

Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has trample and lifelink.
Equip {3}

Sinkhole

An elder in one pride, of the Sigiled caste in another.

Qasali Pridemage

Exalted (Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, that creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)
{1}, Sacrifice Qasali Pridemage: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.