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Mindspring Merfolk

Exhaust — {X}{U}{U}, {T}: Draw X cards. Put a +1/+1 counter on each Merfolk creature you control.

Exhaust — {X}{U}{U}, {T}: Draw X cards. Put a +1/+1 counter on each Merfolk creature you control. (Activate each exhaust ability only once.)

Waxen Shapethief

Flash
You may have this creature enter as a copy of an artifact or creature you control.
Cycling {2}

Flash
You may have this creature enter as a copy of an artifact or creature you control.
Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

"You've got the dream machine. I've got the nightmare mach-ightmare."

The Speed Demon

Flying, trample
Start your engines
At the beginning of your end step, you draw X cards and lose X life, where X is your speed.

Flying, trample
Start your engines! (If you have no speed, it starts at 1. It increases once on each of your turns when an opponent loses life. Max speed is 4.)
At the beginning of your end step, you draw X cards and lose X life, where X is your speed.

Fearless Swashbuckler

Haste
Vehicles you control have haste.
Whenever you attack, if a Pirate and a Vehicle attacked this combat, draw three cards, then discard two cards.

Gargos, Vicious Watcher

Vigilance
Hydra spells you cast cost {4} less to cast.
Whenever a creature you control becomes the target of a spell, Gargos fights up to one target creature you don't control.

Primordial Hydra

This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, double the number of +1/+1 counters on this creature.
This creature has trample as long as it has ten or more +1/+1 counters on it.

Unbound Flourishing

Whenever you cast a permanent spell with a mana cost that contains {X}, double the value of X.
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell or activate an ability, if that spell's mana cost or that ability's activation cost contains {X}, copy that spell or ability. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Hydroid Krasis

When you cast this spell, you gain half X life and draw half X cards. Round down each time.
Flying, trample
This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it.

Zaxara, the Exemplary

Deathtouch
{T}: Add two mana of any one color.
Whenever you cast a spell with {X} in its mana cost, create a 0/0 green Hydra creature token, then put X +1/+1 counters on it.

Mycoloth

Devour 2 (As this creature enters, you may sacrifice any number of creatures. It enters with twice that many +1/+1 counters on it.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token for each +1/+1 counter on this creature.

The mere approach of an Abzan war beast is enough to send enemies fleeing in panic.

Siege Rhino

Trample
When this creature enters, each opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life.