Ben Wootten

"Oh, settle down. She just wants a hug."
—Kiora

Grappling Kraken

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, tap target creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)

Courageous Goblin

Whenever this creature attacks while you control a creature with power 4 or greater, this creature gets +1/+0 and gains menace until end of turn. (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Their acorn hunt was unsuccessful, but they did find the wizard's experimental potion cache.

Preposterous Proportions

Creatures you control get +10/+10 and gain vigilance until end of turn.

Tempt with Bunnies

Tempting Offer — Draw a card and create a 1/1 white Rabbit creature token. Then each opponent may draw a card and create a 1/1 white Rabbit creature token. For each opponent who does, you draw a card and you create a 1/1 white Rabbit creature token.

Insatiable Frugivore

When Insatiable Frugivore enters, create a Food token, then you may exile three cards from your graveyard. If you do, repeat this process.
{3}{B}, Sacrifice X Foods: Creatures you control get +X/+0 and gain menace until end of turn.

True love means always knowing what's on the other's mind.

Run Away Together

Choose two target creatures controlled by different players. Return those creatures to their owners' hands.

As the monster lay dying, it stared into the eyes of the human who slew it. Decades later, it has yet to break its gaze.

Ripples of Undeath

At the beginning of your precombat main phase, mill three cards. Then you may pay {1} and 3 life. If you do, put a card from among those cards into your hand.

At the beginning of your first main phase, mill three cards. Then you may pay {1} and 3 life. If you do, put a card from among those cards into your hand.

"The daylight's done, the nightmare's spun. It crawls off the loom, and into your room."
—Kithkin children's rhyme

Horrid Shadowspinner

Lifelink
Whenever Horrid Shadowspinner attacks, you may draw cards equal to its power. If you do, discard that many cards.

A whiff of aether brings the horde out of hiding.

Scurry of Gremlins

When Scurry of Gremlins enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 red Gremlin creature tokens. Then you get an amount of {E} (energy counters) equal to the number of creatures you control.
Pay {E}{E}{E}{E}: Creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain haste until end of turn.

When Scurry of Gremlins enters, create two 1/1 red Gremlin creature tokens. Then you get an amount of {E} (energy counters) equal to the number of creatures you control.
Pay {E}{E}{E}{E}: Creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain haste until end of turn.

Discreet Retreat

Enchant land
Enchanted land has "{T}: Add two mana of any one color. Spend this mana only to cast outlaw spells or activate abilities from outlaw sources." (Assassins, Mercenaries, Pirates, Rogues, and Warlocks are outlaws.)
Whenever you cast your first outlaw spell each turn, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Enchant land
Enchanted land has "{T}: Add two mana of any one color. Spend this mana only to cast outlaw spells or activate abilities of outlaw sources." (Assassins, Mercenaries, Pirates, Rogues, and Warlocks are outlaws.)
Whenever you cast your first outlaw spell each turn, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

The guildmasters loom large in the political sphere, but in the end, the rulers of Ravnica are its people.

Rally to Battle

Creatures you control get +1/+3 until end of turn. Untap them.

Status // Statue

Target creature gets +1/+1 and gains deathtouch until end of turn.

Rampaging Rendhorn

Riot (This creature enters the battlefield with your choice of a +1/+1 counter or haste.)

Riot (This creature enters with your choice of a +1/+1 counter or haste.)

Monstrosity of the Lake

When Monstrosity of the Lake enters the battlefield, you may pay {5}. If you do, tap all creatures your opponents control, then put a stun counter on each of those creatures.
Islandcycling {2}

When Monstrosity of the Lake enters, you may pay {5}. If you do, tap all creatures your opponents control, then put a stun counter on each of those creatures. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)
Islandcycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for an Island card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Impending Flux

Paradox — Impending Flux deals X damage to each opponent and each creature they control, where X is 1 plus the number of spells you've cast from anywhere other than your hand this turn.
Foretell {1}{R}{R} (During your turn, you may pay {2} and exile this card from your hand face down. Cast it on a later turn for its foretell cost.)

Lunar Hatchling

Flying, trample
Basic landcycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)
Escape—{4}{G}{U}, Exile a land you control, Exile five other cards from your graveyard. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its escape cost.)

Traveling across the desert alone, you might assume you'd see them coming, but that would be your third mistake.

Blur Sliver

Sliver creatures you control have haste. (They can attack and {T} as soon as they come under your control.)

Unbreakable Formation

Creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn.
Addendum — If you cast this spell during your main phase, put a +1/+1 counter on each of those creatures and they gain vigilance until end of turn.

The noise of bubbling waters came up from the foaming riverbed. Birds were singing, and a wholesome peace lay on the land.

Birds of Paradise

Blight Keeper

Flying
{7}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice Blight Keeper: Target opponent loses 4 life and you gain 4 life.

March of Progress

Choose target artifact creature you control. For each creature chosen this way, create a token that's a copy of it.
Overload {6}{U} (You may cast this spell for its overload cost. If you do, change its text by replacing all instances of "target" with "each.")

"Throw the bodies out. They'll just weigh down the frame."
—Rolf, Argivian mechanic

Repair and Recharge

Return target artifact, enchantment, or planeswalker card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Create a tapped Powerstone token. (It's an artifact with "{T}: Add {C}. This mana can't be spent to cast a nonartifact spell.")

Harbormasters tend to forget that security shouldn't stop at the surface.

Gray Harbor Merfolk

Gray Harbor Merfolk can't be blocked.
Gray Harbor Merfolk gets +2/+0 as long as you control a commander that's a creature or planeswalker.

Gnoll War Band

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each opponent who was dealt damage this turn.
Menace
Myriad (Whenever this creature attacks, for each opponent other than defending player, you may create a token that's a copy of this creature that's tapped and attacking that player or a planeswalker they control. Exile the tokens at end of combat.)

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each opponent who was dealt damage this turn.
Menace
Myriad (Whenever this creature attacks, for each opponent other than defending player, you may create a token copy that's tapped and attacking that player or a planeswalker they control. Exile the tokens at end of combat.)

A flame as bright and merciless as the sun.

Nemesis Phoenix

Flying
{2}{R}: Return Nemesis Phoenix from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped and attacking. Activate only during the declare attackers step and only if you're attacking two or more opponents.

To the cultists, the sacred idol was priceless. To the adventurers, it was worth about two sturdy mules and a barrel of ale.

Prized Statue

When Prized Statue enters the battlefield or is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")

When Prized Statue enters or is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")

From the Catacombs

Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control with a corpse counter on it. If that creature would leave the battlefield, exile it instead of putting it anywhere else.
You take the initiative.
Escape—{3}{B}{B}, Exile five other cards from your graveyard. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its escape cost.)

Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control with a corpse counter on it. You take the initiative. If that creature would leave the battlefield, exile it instead of putting it anywhere else.
Escape—{3}{B}{B}, Exile five other cards from your graveyard. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its escape cost.)

The profits from that night barely paid for the damages.

Crash the Party

Create a tapped 4/4 green Rhino Warrior creature token for each tapped creature you control.

A savage cry with the power to shatter minds.

Guttural Response

Wary of the ferocious dinosaurs, the Legion of Dusk built up the walls of their fort—just in time for the pirates to burn them down.

Fiery Cannonade

Fiery Cannonade deals 2 damage to each non-Pirate creature.

Feral Prowler

March of the Drowned

Choose one —
• Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
• Return two target Pirate cards from your graveyard to your hand.

"Oops!"
—Grupgrup, sluiceway technician

Swirling Torrent

Choose one or both —
• Put target creature on top of its owner's library.
• Return target creature to its owner's hand.

"A debtor's soul has little value, except as a warning to others who might consider defaulting on their loans."
—Ubea, Orzhov ministrant

Grotesque Demise

Exile target creature with power 3 or less.

The kraul once skulked in the outskirts of Golgari society, but with Vraska's rise, they became valued forces of the Swarm.

Kraul Raider

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Cat Warrior

Food

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.

"My sword is at your service, as are my scissors, corkscrew, and bottle opener."

Jackknight

Whenever another artifact you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on Jackknight. If that artifact is a Contraption, Jackknight gains lifelink until end of turn.

The odds are good, but the goods are odd.

Oddly Uneven

Choose one —
• Destroy each creature with an odd number of words in its name. (Hyphenated words are one word.)
• Destroy each creature with an even number of words in its name.

Cramped Bunker

At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, that player moves a permanent they control to touch Cramped Bunker and no other permanents. If the player can't, destroy each permanent they control that isn't touching Cramped Bunker, then sacrifice it.

Phone a Friend

Call someone and ask them to choose one. If they don't answer, an opponent chooses one. (Don't explain anything else. You choose targets.)
• A — Gain control of target creature you don't control.
• B — Choose target creature you control. Create two tokens that are each copies of it.
• C — Take an extra turn after this one.
• D — Draw seven cards.

Six-Sided Die

Choose target creature. Roll a six-sided die.
1 — It has base toughness 1 until end of turn.
2 — Put two -1/-1 counters on it.
3 — Six-Sided Die deals 3 damage to it and you gain 3 life.
4 — It gets -4/-4 until end of turn.
5 — Destroy it.
6 — Exile it.

Protean War Engine

As Protean War Engine enters, draft a card from Protean War Engine's spellbook and exile it.
Whenever Protean War Engine becomes crewed, until end of turn, it becomes a copy of the exiled card, except it's a Vehicle artifact in addition to its other types.
Crew 3

Gnoll Hunting Party

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature you attacked with this turn.
Double team
As long as it's your turn, Gnoll Hunting Party has first strike.

Slaying Mantis

Just a second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't move cards on the battlefield.)
Slaying Mantis enters the battlefield by being thrown from a distance of at least three feet.
When Slaying Mantis enters the battlefield, it fights each creature an opponent controls that it touched as it entered.

Just a second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't move permanents.)
Slaying Mantis enters by being thrown from a distance of at least three feet.
When Slaying Mantis enters, it fights each creature an opponent controls that it touched as it entered.

Insect

"That pigeon knows something, and we will find out what."
—X

Spy Eye

Flying
Whenever Spy Eye deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card from that player's library.

Really Epic Punch

Target creature you control gets +2/+2 if it's a host or has augment. Then it fights target creature you don't control.

Fiery Temper

Fiery Temper deals 3 damage to any target.
Madness {R} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)