Anna Christenson

"You made it asymmetrical just to annoy me, didn't you?"
—Imbraham, Quandrix dean

Theoretical Duplication

Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control this turn, create a token that's a copy of that creature.

Whenever a nontoken creature an opponent controls enters this turn, create a token that's a copy of that creature.

Analyze the Pollen

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may collect evidence 8. (Exile cards with total mana value 8 or greater from your graveyard.)
Search your library for a basic land card. If evidence was collected, instead search your library for a creature or land card. Reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Serra's grace most often manifests as a healing touch, but it may also grant a merciful death.

Destroy Evil

Choose one —
• Destroy target creature with toughness 4 or greater.
• Destroy target enchantment.

High Fae Negotiator

Bargain (You may sacrifice an artifact, enchantment, or token as you cast this spell.)
Flying
When this creature enters, if it was bargained, each opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life.

"Slimefoot, I know I said I wanted to grow our repository of knowledge, but this isn't what I had in mind."

Fact or Fiction

Reveal the top five cards of your library. An opponent separates those cards into two piles. Put one pile into your hand and the other into your graveyard.

Wizards of the _____

When this creature enters, you may put a name sticker on it, then look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of unique vowels on that sticker. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.)

Elven tap is the official language of three very obnoxious planets.

Sole Performer

{T}: Add {T}{T}. Activate only once each turn. (While activating an ability, use {T} rather than tapping the permanent to pay for {T}.)

Destroy Evil // Destroy Evil

Geistflame Reservoir

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, put a charge counter on this artifact.
{1}{R}, {T}, Remove any number of charge counters from this artifact: It deals that much damage to any target.
{1}{R}, {T}: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn.

"Like a thousand candles fighting back the darkness, we are strongest when we stand together."

Candlegrove Witch

Coven — At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control three or more creatures with different powers, this creature gains flying until end of turn.