Alexandre Chaudret

Vindictive Lich

When this creature dies, choose one or more. Each mode must target a different player.
• Target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice.
• Target opponent discards two cards.
• Target opponent loses 5 life.

Math is for Blockers (Plane)

Whenever a nontoken creature attacks, exile it. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control tapped and attacking at the beginning of that player's next declare attackers step.
Whenever chaos ensues, goad target creature. (Until your next turn, It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)

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Magus of the Moon

Funeral Room // Awakening Hall

Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
(You may cast either half. That door unlocks on the battlefield. As a sorcery, you may pay the mana cost of a locked door to unlock it.)

Brazen Borrower // Petty Theft

Flash
Flying
This creature can block only creatures with flying.

Wrexial, the Risen Deep

Islandwalk, swampwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls an Island or a Swamp.)
Whenever Wrexial deals combat damage to a player, you may cast target instant or sorcery card from that player's graveyard without paying its mana cost. If that spell would be put into a graveyard, exile it instead.

For a crash course in addition, hunt a single thragtusk.

Thragtusk

When this creature enters, you gain 5 life.
When this creature leaves the battlefield, create a 3/3 green Beast creature token.

Even the smallest drop of its deadly venom will subtract decades from your lifespan.

Ohran Frostfang

Attacking creatures you control have deathtouch.
Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.

Meandering Towershell

Islandwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls an Island.)
Whenever this creature attacks, exile it. Return it to the battlefield under your control tapped and attacking at the beginning of the declare attackers step on your next turn.

SetSorted descending	NameCard name and typeCardsNot sorted	CostNot sorted	Rarity	Type	PriceNot sorted	FoilNot sorted
[PSSC] #7	Math is for Blockers (Plane)Math is for Blockers (Plane)Plane — Secret Lair[PSSC] \| #7 \| Common \| Price: --- \| Foil price: ✨N/A		common	Plane — Secret Lair	---	✨N/A
[SLD] #1761	Magus of the MoonMagus of the MoonCreature — Human Wizard[SLD] \| #1761 \| Rare \| Price: $6.35 \| Foil price: ✨---		rare	Creature — Human Wizard	$6.35	✨---
[DSK] #338	Funeral Room // Awakening HallFuneral Room // Awakening Hall//Enchantment — Room[DSK] \| #338 \| Mythic \| Price: $7.75 \| Foil price: ✨$10.15	//	mythic	Enchantment — Room	$7.75	✨$10.15
[SLD] #234	Brazen Borrower // Petty TheftBrazen Borrower // Petty Theft//Creature — Faerie Rogue[SLD] \| #234 \| Mythic \| Price: $10.68 \| Foil price: ✨$10.98	//	mythic	Creature — Faerie Rogue	$10.68	✨$10.98
[SLD] #584	Wrexial, the Risen DeepWrexial, the Risen DeepLegendary Creature — Kraken[SLD] \| #584 \| Mythic \| Price: N/A \| Foil price: ✨$10.13		mythic	Legendary Creature — Kraken	N/A	✨$10.13
[SLD] #235	Vindictive LichVindictive LichCreature — Zombie Wizard[SLD] \| #235 \| Rare \| Price: $4.11 \| Foil price: ✨$3.24		rare	Creature — Zombie Wizard	$4.11	✨$3.24
[SLD] #238	ThragtuskThragtuskCreature — Beast[SLD] \| #238 \| Rare \| Price: $1.34 \| Foil price: ✨$1.23		rare	Creature — Beast	$1.34	✨$1.23
[SLD] #237	Ohran FrostfangOhran FrostfangSnow Creature — Snake[SLD] \| #237 \| Rare \| Price: $13.43 \| Foil price: ✨$15.87		rare	Snow Creature — Snake	$13.43	✨$15.87
[SLD] #236	Meandering TowershellMeandering TowershellCreature — Turtle[SLD] \| #236 \| Rare \| Price: $1.03 \| Foil price: ✨$0.62		rare	Creature — Turtle	$1.03	✨$0.62